Fashion Freakouts Aboard the Holy Ship! Electronic Music Cruise

Check out Crossfade’s fifteen photo highlights from Holy Ship! “Modern neon hippy,” “kooky candy raver,” and “almost naked” seemed to be the looks du jour aboard HARD’s Holy Ship! electronic music cruise. On Monday, the three-day rager landed ashore in South Florida, a ship of fools with sea-legs and hangovers…

Ultra Music Festival 2012’s Ten Most Exciting Acts

Coachella’s lineup got announced on Monday. And personally, we were underwhelmed. But it got us thinking how excited we are for Ultra Music Festival 2012. Sure, Deadmau5 may think the number of headliner acts on the bill is horrible. But we have to disagree with you, Zimmerman. We haven’t been…

Top Ten Reasons Coachella Music Festival Totally Sucks

Festivals are sort of the Costco of live music. Take, for example, the upcoming 2012 edition of Coachella. If you purchased individual concert tickets for every artist on the lineup, the cost would far exceed the festival’s more-or-less $400 fee. But when you visit Costco to buy a swimming pool’s…

Bruise Cruise 2012 Announces Full Festival Schedule

Even before buying tix for Bruise Cruise 2012’s two-day kickoff bash at The Stage Miami, booking a tricked-out cabin adjacent to the 24-hour self-serve ice cream bar, or stuffing an inflatable tote bag with emergency hipster-at-sea supplies, each and every Bruiser’s gotta put together a perfectly waterproof cruisin’ plan. So…

Ultra Music Festival 2012 Sold Out With 73 Days Until Start

That’s it, folks! According to its website, Ultra Music Festival 2012 is officially sold out with 73 days remaining until the first day of the festival. This breaks last year’s record, when tix sold out on February 18 with a full 34 days left before the fest.Of course, Ultra’s 2012…

Get Faded With Spaceghostpurrp at Eve on January 15

In 1967, The Beatles released their sprawling Sgt. Pepper’s Lonely Hearts Club Band concept album, a dense wallop of cutting-edge experimental production techniques, schizophrenic survey of genres, and, most importantly, the psychedelic youth movement’s most prominent statement. Really, the whole record, from start to finish, was about getting faded. And…

South Beach’s Mansion Nightclub Closed “For Forseeable Future”

UPDATE Mansion and Deadmau5 have just announced a two-night reopening party for January 20 and 21. Log onto mansionmiami.com and the nightlub’s site has been scrubbed clean, except for a shocking three-word statement in big, bold red letters: “MANSION IS CLOSED.” That same mysterious message also went out over Mansion’s…

Jello Biafra Added to Bruise Cruise 2012

Named after America’s favorite fruit-flavored gelatin dessert and a short-lived secessionist African state afflicted by war and starvation, Jello Biafra (born Eric Reed Boucher, aliases Occupant, Count Ringworm, Osama McDonald, J Lo) is a punk icon, radical activist, and general shit-starter who fronted San Fran hardcore band Dead Kennedys, founded…

Watch Surfer Blood on NBC’s Late Night With Jimmy Fallon (Video)

We here at Crossfade provided plenty of advance warning that West Palm fuzz rockers Surfer Blood would be jamming out to “Miranda,” a single off last year’s Tarot Classics EP, during last night’s episode of Late Night With Jimmy Fallon. But maybe you came down with a real nasty case…

Q-Tip Drops That Beat at Miami Beach’s LIV on January 25

It was in a 1974 Dodge Dart that Q-Tip and his Tribe Called Quest brethren took a four-minute cross-country trek with “I Left My Wallet in El Segundo,” the second single off the group’s 1990 debut, People’s Instinctive Travels and the Paths of Rhythm. Now 22 years later, both car…

Chalk Drops Slow-Mo Electronic Soul With New Dirt EP

Chalk Dirt EP (Dubporn Records) You need look no further than Crossfade’s picks for Miami’s Ten Best Local Albums, EPs, and Mixtapes of 2011 to see that the 305 is rife with diverse homegrown sounds. But it’s not often that we hear the kind of eclectic electronic fusion offered by…

Amanda Green’s Freeform Freakout on Squelch TV, January 6

Though the source (Frank “Rat Bastard” Falestra, prolific producer, musician, and, yes, sole proprietor of Squelch TV) is arguably biased, the assertion is, nevertheless, pretty convincing. Over the weekend, Falestra hosted the latest edition of the series, which has featured Miami-based rock ‘n roll (Snakehole, Holly Hunt) and avant-weirdo shit…