Benoit & Sergio Name Their All-Time Top Five Jams

Washington, D.C.- and Berlin-based production duo Benoit & Sergio ruled EDM charts and dance floors throughout 2011. And it wasn’t just because of the hype afforded by releases on hot labels like DFA and Visionquest. No, the pair’s mass appeal is directly connected to their music’s pop sensibility. A Benoit…

South Beach’s LGBT Winter Party Festival Seeks “PG-13 Go-Go Dancers”

Are you a sporadically employed adult (i.e. 18 or older) who likes to spend his or her spare time (mornings, afternoons, late nights, etc.) wandering around South Beach, stripping down, oiling up, and shaking ass? Well, Winter Party Festival needs your help. The annual six-day LGBT extravaganza, AKA “the hottest…

Jimmy Buffett Will Kill You! Nine Ways to Die in Margaritaville

If you’re too drunk to pay attention to the superdepressing dirty-beach-bum-on-a-bender lyrics, Jimmy Buffet’s “Margaritaville” might seem like some perfect little paradise where nobody works, the tequila is always free, and every afternoon is spent lazily “nibblin’ on sponge cake” and “watchin’ the sun bake.” But that’s bullshit. The place…

Dinosaur Jr.’s Top Five Face-Melting Guitar Solos

​Everybody hates Monday. But the sound of the alarm in the early a.m. at the start of the work week is particularly brutal. Like, medieval. Crossfade would even go as far to wager that the hobbies and habits that constitutes one’s stress-relievers and vices (everything from healthy options like kombucha…

Ten NSFW Pics of Deadmau5 Groupies at Mansion Miami’s Reopening Party

Wanna know how Crossfade spent the weekend? Well, we met the Mau5 at Mansion on Friday, ogled “a half-naked girl covered in fake diamonds,” didn’t do drugs, partied till morning, and then went back the next night for another shot of sweaty club rats, bottle service, electro-house tuneage, totally involuntary…

Etta James Dead at 73, R.I.P. to a Queen of Rhythm & Blues

Etta James, may her vocal chords be dipped in platinum and preserved for future generations, has died at 73 due to complications from leukemia as well as alzheimers, dementia, and Hepatitis C. James won six Grammys and 17 Blues Music Awards. She was inducted into the Rock & Roll, Blues,…

Who Wants Free Tickets to Mansion’s Reopening Party With Deadmau5?

When Mansion suddenly and mysteriously revealed that it was “CLOSED,” were you among the SoBe clubbers wracked with shock (“What?!?!”), anger (“WTF? So pissed”), and sadness (“Mansion will be missed!”) over the unexpected extinction of your favorite glossy party spot? Then you must’ve been superstoked when the Opium Group megaclub…

Ten Best Music-Related Things to Do This Weekend Under $10

Whoa, this week totally flew by. Granted, it was a four-day workweek. But shit, where’d the time go? It seems like only yesterday we were bashing Nickelback, pushing Armand Van Helden’s January 27 gig at Arkadia and getting down with Travis Barker’s pee-pee. But that’s old news. It’s Friday, you’ve…

Grand Central Park Opens Tomorrow With Cherry-Popping Concert by Elastic Bond

Let’s get high with a hobo. Grand Central Park’s having its proverbial cherry popped tomorrow night with a ribbon-cutting ceremony and inaugural concert by bilingual alt-electro group Elastic Bond. The five-acre, multi-use recreation space was designed to generate a pedestrian-friendly environment in Overtown. But when the Bond hits the stage…

Sebadoh, Jacuzzi Boys, and Plains at Grand Central in Miami, January 18

See the full 30-photo Sebadoh at Grand Central slideshow. Sebadoh With Jacuzzi Boys and Plains Grand Central, Miami Wednesday, January 18, 2012 Better Than: “Brand New Love” on a boat. Less than 24 hours before setting sail aboard the first-ever Weezer Cruise, totally essential alternative trio Sebadoh decided to visit…

Is Tiësto the Led Zeppelin of Electronic Dance Music? Take Our Poll

Bold beats and even bolder statements — that’s the product of Tiësto’s new web series, In the Booth. From his arena shows to outdoor festivals, college tour and beyond, the online, HP-backed and Intel-sponsored reality mini-series is yet another example of how EDM has gone mainstream. In the Booth premiered…

Six Best Club Parties on South Beach This Weekend

You’re not going to spend your Saturday night watching South Carolina Republican Primary results on CNN, right? Of course not, the Grand Old Party’s an elephant-sized waste of time and Calvin Harris is playing LIV. Peel yourself off grandma’s plastic-covered sofa, take some ecstasy, and get your ass to la…