Hard’s Holy Ship! Electronic Music Cruise “Will Return in 2013”

Exactly 26 days ago, Hard’s Holy Ship! electronic music cruise packed Skrillex, Steve Aoki, Fatboy Slim, Rusko, Diplo, A-Trak, dozens of other professional party starters, and 3000 beat freaks onto the MSC Poesia for a full weekend of uhntz-uhntz-ing across the high seas. And yes, there were a couple of…

Soul Train‘s Don Cornelius Dead at 75 of an Apparent Suicide

Legendary Soul Train creator and longtime host Don Cornelius has died of an apparent suicide. He was 75 years old. According to the Los Angeles Times, police arrived at Cornelius’s Sherman Oaks home around 4 a.m. PST and transported the Soul Train producer to an area hospital, where he was…

Theophilus London With Steven A. Clark at Grand Central, January 31

Theophilus London With Steven A. Clark Grand Central Miami Tuesday, January 31, 2012 Better Than: The entertainment at Fashion Week parties. During the last New York City Fashion Week in September, Theophilus London was unavoidable. The dapper rapper/singer, who’d just released his full-length debut, Timez Are Weird These Days, for…

ANR Warms Up for SXSW With Mamushka’s Gig on February 4

Last time we checked, ANR’s Brian Robertson and Michael-John Hancock said they were busy recording an album. So when 10K Islands’ Will Suter emailed us about the band’s upcoming show at Mamushka’s, we asked for an update on Robertson and Hancock’s doings.”[They’ve] added [a] live drummer, Luke Moellman, to the…

Nine Noisiest Acts at International Noise Conference 2012

Every year, producer-musician Rat Bastard throws his globally acclaimed International Noise Conference at Churchill’s Pub. And, every year, squares of every shape, size, and variety — from costumed punk rock LARPers to “serious musicians” with serious chips on their shoulder — bitch and moan every chance they get. The most…

O’Grime Dedicate “Kush Smoke & Pussy” to “Women Who Smoke Weed”

Whenever O’Grime’s L.Rey and Nikolais Javan ain’t too busy playing video games and enjoying domework, they’re cranking out absurd and amazing rap vids dedicated to stuff like strippers ass-smashing Nachos Supreme, the handsomeness of Miami Heat center Udonis Haslem, or “#Planking On Yo Bitch.” And their latest shot of audio-visual…

Who Wants Free Tickets to Bruise Cruise Two-Day Kickoff Party in Miami?

After being brutally rocked ‘n’ rolled for seven hard, sweaty, superintense hours at last year’s Bruise Cruise kickoff party, everyone was totally exhausted. Eyes were bleary. Hair was messed. Mascara was smeared. It was basically an all-night, non-stop garage-y gangbang. And as we said in our post-show recap: “Most Bruisers…

Ten Songs Barack Obama Should Sing Next If He Wants a Second-Term

Dude makes running for President look like American Idol. When Barack Obama busted into a few bars from Al Green’s “Let’s Stay Together” at an Apollo Theatre performance, he reminded the entirety of the United States of why we elected him back in 2008: He’s a total rock star! If…

Bruise Cruise 2012 Party Plan: An Unofficial, Expanded, Five-Day Guide

Ahoy, hipsters! Welcome to the second annual Bruise Cruise Festival, “a three-day tropical rock extravaganza” set to sail outta the Port of Miami and straight for Nassau, Bahamas, like some kinda dream ship for cool kids in search of a Spring Break that doesn’t suck. The passenger list: You and…

Sol Ruiz’s New Album Promises Postcolonial, Horny Cuban Blues

​”Playing in Cuba was more than just a gig,” says postcolonial and quirky acoustic songstress Sol Ruiz. “It was spiritual. It brought meaning to my existence.” In keeping with the passionate reverence she expresses toward performing music in the ancestral homeland that she has long been barred from visiting, everything…

Ten Best Music-Related Things to Do in Miami This Weekend

Taking a page out of the Shit Miami Girls Says…and guys video, “Bro, we’re getting bottles, bro.” OK, not really. We’re broke. So broke, in fact, that we can barely afford a bottle of beer. The thought of dropping mad loot on a bucket of Goose is ludicrous, especially since…

Party With Porn Star Cherokee D’Ass at Miami’s Take One Strip Club

Listen up, all y’all porn-y playas. Go party with sex professional, adult entrepreneur, and genuinely sweet chick Cherokee D’Ass tonight. She’ll be droppin’ her famously fat, 47-inch booty at Little Haiti’s Take One Cocktail Lounge while DJ Black Holiday cranks out the XXX soundtrack. Now don’t feel weird about introducing…