See also New Times’ recap: “Heat Let First Half Lead Slip Away, Lose Game 1 .” Still got a little tenderness between the legs? On Tuesday night, the Miami Heat took a thunderous pounding to the crotch in Oklahoma City, losing Game 1 of the 2012 NBA Finals by a…
Mr. Feathers is a creature from the future. Since 1994, he has taken the elements of Miami Bass, and chopped them into his own brand of anti-music. His new album Knife Cream Sundae is out on Otto Von Schirach’s Triangle Earth Records. And tonight, he’ll be celebrating its release with…
Sometimes South Florida can feel like too much dance music, not enough rock ‘n’ roll. But all that is about to change, thanks to Crossfade’s sister blog County Grind and the next installment of its totally awesome live music series. Last time CG took over Fort Lauderdale’s Green Room, it…
Chris Brown says that when you “party [with] a rich nigga that hate,” bottles get thrown and chins get busted open. According to TMZ, Team Breezy and rapper Drake’s entourage allegedly got into an afterhours scuffle at a New York City club last night. It was a bottle-throwing bout that…
Break out your rubber underwear and alien-eye sunglasses, beat freaks. ‘Cause if the official video trailer for Afrojack’s Jacked 2012 Summer Tour is even 69% accurate, this Dutch dude’s two-night stand at Mansion is guaranteed to be a serotonin-soaked stroboscopic freakfest of totally epic proportions. There will 12-inch glowsticks, furious…
Recently, Ace Hood was back in town shooting the video for his feature on DJ Absolut’s “Untouchable.” And like most ballers, Ace was driving a sick whip. But what’s notable is he was driving a Fisker Karma, a hybrid that can get 52 miles per gallon. Between money and marijuana,…
Win free tickets for Afrojack’s Jacked Summer Tour at Mansion. The Marlins are barely over .500 and still six games back in the NL East. The Heat trail the Oklahoma City Thunder by a game in the NBA Finals and the Dolphins just signed Chad Ochocinco. Clearly, there’s a lot…
Afrojack’s Jacked Summer Tour at Mansion June 15 and 16
Il Divo at Hard Rock Live June 14
Bouncing Souls at Revolution Live June 16
A-Trak at LIV Miami June 20
The looming threat of Texas seceding from the rest of America lingers like a fat man’s fart in an elevator. “We’ve got a great union,” Texas Governor and resident lunatic Rick Perry said in a 2009 speech. “There’s absolutely no reason to dissolve it. But if Washington continues to thumb…
See the full 30-photo slideshow of Puscifer at Gusman Center — plus Maynard James Keenan’s suggested wine pairings for a meal of human face. Better Than: Being lost and alone inside a vagina mine. What is Puscifer? According to a video introduction by a military officer by the name of…
See also “Godsmack’s Robbie Merrill Talks ShipRocked Cruise, Tequila, Gambling, and Sushi.” Gilby Clarke is a badass rock ‘n’ roller. In 1991, he got hired to play rhythm guitar in Guns N’ Roses during the group’s Use Your Illusion tour. He was with GNR for three years, back when Axl…
UPDATE The mystery woman’s true identity has been revealed. See the cut to find out who the naked brunette’s name. Kanye West “can’t wait to see [Kim Kardashian] carrying his child,” according to US Weekly’s source. “He says she will look beautiful pregnant.” But until that happens, West will have…
Musicians are not morning people. In fact, some aren’t even early afternoon people, like Andres Ramos of Miami folk ensemble the Anthropologist of Nosy Mangabe. “Can I call you back in no more than 15 minutes,” Ramos asks. “I’m just sitting down to have breakfast and I’m not that articulate…
Visit miaminewtimes.com/bestof for winners in all categories, including Arts & Entertainment, Food & Drinks, People & Places, Shopping & Services, and Sports & Recreation. Whether we’re scarfing an entire cake covered in cocaine fondant like Scarface or chasing that electro cheese across South Beach like Deadmau5 on a cheddar bender,…
The first sign of the dubpocalypse just dropped. And it’s covered in little girl slobber. Justin Bieber’s latest single “As Long As You Love Me” has been unleashed and it’s already taking over the world. The surprise: This one comes with wub-wubs. Listen to the Biebster do his best Skrillex…
In 2007, electro house and indie dance music blew up clubland. And one of the era’s landmark albums was Idealism, the debut long player of German production duo Digitalism on Kitsuné. Standouts like “Pogo” and “Zdarlight” cemented the act’s massive crossover appeal, blending equal parts electro and indie rock. Fast-forward…
Redfoo and Sky Blu may sound like new lines of low-cal vodka flavors. But in reality, they’re just the uncle-and-nephew duo known as LMFAO. You know, like “I’m in Miami Bitch.” On Friday, June 22, they’ll be shuffling across the stage of the American Airlines Arena, and they’re calling on…
Hey Miami, we hope you’ve been working on your booty clap routine, because Justin Martin is coming to vibe your ass out at the Electric Pickle on Friday, June 22. This Dirtybird DJ-producer has been beat-blasting since 2003. But Martin just released his debut full-length album, Ghettos and Gardens, on…
See Crossfade’s review and slideshow of Puscifer in Miami — plus Maynard James Keenan’s suggested wine pairings for a meal of human face and “Puscifer Gets Weird at the Gusman on June 12.” When Maynard James Keenan isn’t making music, wine, or recommendations to the epicurean cannibals of Miami, he’s…
