Despite all of the hootin’, hollerin’, and mouth-breathin’ about “Obamacare,” communism is nowhere near making a comeback. Let’s review the facts: It’s been more than 20 years since David Hasselhoff rubbed his gargantuan wienerschnitzel all over the crumbling Berlin Wall. China went so far to the fucking left they ended…
If, like us, you’re a helpless party addict … Then you probably spend almost every evening at the bar, club, or casino. So obviously, you’re shot on dinero, dude. And there is no better word in the English language than free. We all love stuff that doesn’t come with conditions,…
That “Pretty Flaco” is going on tour with that “Good Girl Gone Bad” … So you know there’s fina be hella weed smoke on the tour bus. Tonight, A$AP Rocky will be at the Fillmore Miami Beach with his Mob. But he’s already planning a return trip to South Florida,…
One of the first critiques hurled at electronic music (usually from an individual of the guitar-bass-drums persuasion) is the performers “aren’t doing anything.” This is a valid charge. Are you really trying to tell us in between smashing people in the face with cake and washing it off with a…
Cypress Hill With Action Bronson at Grand Central November 13
A$AP Rocky and A$AP Mob at Fillmore Miami Beach November 8
Kitsune 10th Anniversary Club Tour at Grand Central November 9
Miami Bass Super Fest at BankUnited Center November 10
Buddy Guy at Seminole Casino Coconut Creek November 11
Waka Flocka Flame at Revolution Live November 14
Six Best South Beach Club Parties November 8 to 14
Primus 3D Tour at the Fillmore Miami Beach November 10
The UR1 revelations will not stop. From Kanye West and Lou Reed to Ghostland Observatory, Reboot, Dan Deacon, Animal Collective, Jane’s Addiction, and Lenny Kravitz’s abs … This already awesome Art Basel Miami Beach week fest just keeps getting better. And that isn’t about to change with today’s announcement of…
The biggest Bawse in the rap game is taking over the Fillmore Miami Beach. And he’s bringing his best buddies with him. Miami’s phattest hustler, Ricky Rozay, is gonna tear the roof off that bitch and make all the hos scream when his Maybach Music Tour rolls through South Beach…
If you’re ever in Amsterdam, cop a slab of paper-flat hash, palm the sheet, and breathe hot air on it. Once the sheet becomes pliable, load it up with OG Kush, roll it like a blunt, and smoke up till society melts. That’s what Cypress Hill’s B-Real calls “the giggle…
Listen … DJ Khaled has been a prominent member of Miami’s hip-hop community for years, making dope albums, collaborating with the nation’s best artists, laying down fat beats on 99 Jamz, and giving the air horn a reason to exist. So we think it’s time that the MIA gave back…
Obama wins everything. Game of horseshoes in the backyard? Obama wins. Beer Pong with the Prez? Barack is the champ. Play HORSE at the neighborhood park? Victory to the O-man. Rock, paper, scissors? Freestyle cypher? Shot slamming? Uno? Dominos? Breath holding? Lap swimming? Tecmo Bowl? Mario Kart? Staring contest? Obama…
He’s got a “Fucking Problem” that’s a hit, and one that isn’t. But A$AP Rocky isn’t letting unlicensed samples ruin the LONGLIVEA$AP tour. “It’s just so hard to get things cleared, because you got to find people to clear samples,” Rocky said during a recent radio interview. The MC’s debut…
We did it America! Whether you’re superstoked or running to your local Walmart to stock up on guns, the people have made their voice heard, and we will have four more years of President Barack Obama. It took a lot of hard work and dedication from many to get here…
That Francisco Franco was a real buzzkill, eh? Not only was Spain’s authoritarian dictator responsible for over 200,000 deaths in the first two years of his 39-year reign, the son of a bitch barred Joan Manuel Serrat from performing in 1968’s Eurovision Song Contest and made sure that Joaquín Sabina…
Yes, Soulja Boy showed off his pretty-boy bone on Tumblr. But, uh, it was an “accident.” The platinum-selling, dance-craze-starting, go-dumb rapper posted a picture of his swaggy weiner the other day, and Perez Hilton snagged an NSFW version before it was deleted. Because we know you’re as perverse and voyeuristic…
Searching for the Afterman? Well, take a break … ‘Cause everyone’s favorite prog-rock supergeeks, Coheed and Cambria, have just announced a winter 2013 tour! And while we could all continue puzzling oh-so-intensely over the latest installment — Afterman: Ascension — in C&C’s sprawlingly conceptual multi-volume Armory Wars comic-book-and-concept-album opus …..
