DJ David Padilla “Partially Paralyzed” After Suffering Stroke

King David. In the summer of 1992, we here at Miami New Times wrote: “If the nightcrawlers of South Beach were to appoint a DJ King, they would most likely crown David Padilla.” And a decade later, he was still reigning over the Miami dance scene, “attract[ing] more than 2,000…

Rap’s Top Ten Struggle Songs

Hip-hop is the music of the people, and the sound of grumbling bellies sets the beat. In the game of life, it’s eat or be eaten, and only the hungriest survive to tell their story. Songs about struggle are a cornerstone of the genre. Brooding tales of desperation often become…

Five Best Concerts in Miami This Week

It’s Tuesday err’body. And that means we’re one day closer to Friday. Luckily, you don’t have to wait four, long, dreadful days to party like it’s the weekend. There are plenty of concerts going down all week, from goth rock to metal to hip-hop. Just check the cut for Crossfade’s…

Uncle Luke’s Top Ten Booty Jams of All Time

Before Luther Campbell was Uncle Luke, he was Luke Skyywalker. But George Lucas sued him for violating copyright. And that’s how the nasty boy went from car wars to Star Wars. The Lucas lawsuit was just the beginning of his infamy. Soon, Miami bass became the trunk rattle heard ’round…

Billboard Latin 2013’s Winners and Losers

There was so much rumba y baile going on last night at the Billboard Latin Music Awards that the Bank United Center almost erupted with all that Latin steam. And if you were watching the Miami Heat scorch the Milwaukee Bucks last night, chances are you missed lo caliente del…

Alice in Chains Kicks Off U.S. Tour at Fillmore Miami Beach, April 25

Alice in Chains Fillmore Miami Beach Thursday, April 25, 2013 Better Than: Well, The Essential Alice in Chains. “C’mon, it’s the first gig …” Alice in Chains axe man Jerry Cantrell deadpanned when he and his band screwed up the opening bars of “Down in a Hole,” a 20-year-old top…

Black Sabbath Announces 16 New Tour Dates, Coming to South Florida on July 31

Paint your claws. Dye your hair. Eat a dove alive. Because (formerly?) beastly heavy metal monolith Black Sabbath just announced its full 2013 North American tour. And the (formerly?) gut-rumbling triumvirate is coming to South Florida for a midsummer doomfest. As the Sabbath says (via Twitter), “Satan’s coming round the…

Six Best Parties on South Beach This Week

The hot weather is here. And South Beach summers are all about naked shoulders, bare backs and sweet, sweet music. So go get your epic party on at one, two, or all six of these steamy SoBe soirees. Some big names are coming to the beach, raining down trance, electro,…