Six Best Parties on South Beach July 12 to 17

Maybe your ambitions as a party person are no loftier than gettin’ crunk with all those club mofos in the SoBe VIP. Or maybe you just wanna do the “Banana Pop” with a couple of so-called Hungarian PornoStars. Of course, though, you might be in the midst a soulful clubber’s…

No, Phoenix Is Not Playing $0.25 Concert in Miami

Does a $0.25 cover charge for some superintimate, semi-secret show at a small waterfront bar with French art-rock geniuses Phoenix sound too good to be true? Well, yeah. But fans weren’t about to hesitate clicking the “Buy Tickets” button when Live Nation and Ticketmaster suddenly sent out an app alert…

Justin Timberlake’s Five Easy Steps to Being Sexy

Justin Timberlake. Those words are enough to make any woman need to change her panties, and we’d venture to say a lot of gentleman can’t help but be titillated as well. He’s the dreamiest dream-boat this side of a wet-dream, and you’re god-damn right Jessica Biel wakes up every day…

Fashion Freakouts at Gathering of the Juggalos 2013 (NSFW)

The annual Gathering of the Juggalos is about 30-percent music festival, 20-percent drug-running racket, and 40-percent community organization. But all that other shit aside, it’s 100-percent titty central. Like, there are basically a whole bunch of titties. You got big titties, small titties, saggy titties, pierced titties, painted titties, alert…

Six Best Parties on South Beach This Week

South Beach … knows how to party. In the citaaay of models and bottles, we keep it rockin’ every night with celebrity-studded parties that run till dawn and world-class badasses like Ace Hood, Danny Avila, Michael Woods, and others of that caliber. That’s not our Miami love talking, it’s a…

What Happens After 5 a.m. at the Gathering of the Juggalos?

Photo by Nate “Igor” Smith…And this is all before 5 a.m. Festivities here at the Gathering of the Juggalos run every day from noon until 5 a.m., and then things start getting weird. That’s not to say they weren’t weird to begin with, but after hours of drugs and partying…

Gathering of the Juggalos’ Best Quotes

Photo by Nate “Igor” Smith During the Gathering of the Juggalos, Cave-In Rock, Illinois, becomes a sonic disaster zone. Even if you’re a rap lover, it’s hard to keep your mind sharp with all of the noise. But within the cacophony of sounds, a few incredible Juggalo statements were somehow…

Ten Things You Don’t Need for Camping with Juggalos

Photo by Nate “Igor” SmithOnce you arrive at the Gathering, you quickly learn you did not need to bring all that food. Even as we enter day four of our time here at the Gathering of the Juggalos in Cave-In-Rock, Illinois, we still haven’t yet exactly mastered the art of…

Five Best Concerts in Miami This Week

Just because it’s Monday, who says you can’t “keep on dancing” and “party every day”? With alt-rock, pop, and metal shows going down, we predict that you’ll be doing a whole lotta rockin’ and rollin’. Good luck going into the office the next morning. Check the cut for Crossfade’s best…

Fan Dies at Gathering of the Juggalos, Probable Drug Overdose

Photo by Daniel HillThe now-closed “drug bridge.” The Gathering of the Juggalos’ infamous “drug bridge” was closed on Friday, following reports of a fatal overdose. Ambulances were on the scene at Cave-in-Rock, Illinois around 2 p.m. local time, according to witnesses. The substance involved is believed to be heroin. Since…

Five Reasons Why The Killers Don’t Suck

Every hipster millennial had their Killers moment. These kids vehemently yelled “Mr. Brightside” in the shower, and then on the bus to school (since it was 2004, and Discmans were still in), they packed an extra set of Duracells for a habitual Hot Fuss morning sesh. Over the years though,…