Five Best Concerts in Miami This Week

The first five days of the work week are the hardest. Good thing we have music from Bonobo’s downtempo beats to Alejandro Fernández’s Latin hits to some good ‘ol jazz to help us get through the misery. Just check out the five best concerts going down in Miami this week…

Krewella in Miami, Reviewed by Dad: “These Girls All Go Out Naked?”

Krewella With Seven Lions and Candyland Fillmore Miami Beach Friday, November 8, 2013 Better Than: A generation of fully clothed young women and their boyfriends getting drunk and starting fights at rock ‘n’ roll shows. Or a Krewella show without dad. EDM is getting old. For years now, dance music…

Justin Beiber’s Six Most NSFW Moments

Ah, little Justin Bieber. He’s little no more. Our heart Biebz with joy every time he makes a headline, and these days, every headline is dirtier than the last. Because he’s a man, he can’t twerk his way into adulthood. He could probably get Terry Richardson to take his nudie…

Friends of Nature Festival’s Lineup and Set Times

The birds are chirping. The sun is shining. The shrooms are sprouting. The palms are swaying. The breeze is blowing. The butterflies are fluttering. The whales are reearrr-ing. The waves are crashing onto the shores of Virginia Key Beach Park. And some roadie who works for the Friends of Nature…

Ten Best Music-Related Things Under $10 to Do in Miami This Weekend

The average white-collar American spends 200 hours a week typing away on their keyboard, tirelessly filing paperwork, dealing with pesky coworkers, and answering countless emails and phone calls. That leaves us with only 48 hours to let loose and relive those college frat days. And since we spend a huge…

Ten Best Video Game Songs Ever

Every Monday, from 7 p.m. to 9 p.m., Miami’s airwaves — historically reserved for the musical accompaniment to bumpin’, shakin’, grindin’, twerkin’, tweakin’, and getting stuck in traffic on the 836 — are regularly seized by sounds and scores typically reserved for marines fighting aliens, plumbers fighting dragons, and wizards…

Second Saturday Art Walk: Five Best Parties

We can never get enough of the dudes in skeleton tees, ladies in leopard-print body suits, sculptures of perfectly-chiseled naked men, and unicorns made out of red and white buttons that overrun the streets, bars, and galleries of Wynwood during Second Saturday Art Walk. That’s why hundreds of us crowd…

Win Free Pair of Monster DNA Headphones With Brisk Bodega Skin!

Free expensive shit for doing next to nothing? That’s Brisk, baby! The good people of Brisk want to brainwash you develop your economic loyalty by giving away nice swag like the DNA headphones pictured above. They come with two cords, a drawstring bag, and a pack of silica to keep…

Krewella’s Jahan Yousaf Talks EDM and Why Florida Kids Go So Crazy

There is no effing way you haven’t heard of Krewella by now. The EDM trio’s song “Alive” is inescapable. And even in March, the group’s Jahan Yousaf, her sister Yasmine, and their homie Rain Man had Ultra Music Festival’s beat freaks begging to “get wet!” New Times caught up with…

Art Basel Mana Wynwood Concert Series Announced, Opening With Darkside

Is Basel finally moving to Wynwood? Nope. The main arty party’s still anchored out on Miami Beach. But Flaunt Magazine, 3P Production (the self-described “creative team behind Bardot”), and Mana Wynwood are bringing yet another unofficial outpost of Art Basel Miami Beach to the ‘Wood. During next month’s Basel week,…