Ultra 2014’s Ten Best Moments

Another year, another Ultra Music Festival. We here at Crossfade always make the annual pilgrimage to Ultra land. And from one UMF to the next, there is a lot of stuff that’s not-so-shockingly new. Or as Deadmau5 might screech: “It’s the same fucking thing every year!” Inevitably, though, there’s also…

50 Things You See at Ultra Music Festival

If you’ve got ears, Ultra Music Festival is a pretty fun time. But if you’ve also got eyes, it’s amaaaaaaaaazing. Basically, this sprawling EDM fest is a phantasmagoric fun parade starring famous people, nearly naked ladies, the beefiest of beefcakes, the kandiest of ravers, and the most ridiculously costumed of…

Ultra 2014’s 20 Hottest Raver Chicks

At every single musical gathering, there is an enclave of pretty ladies ready to party. Now, unlike the country gals at a Willie Nelson concert or even the MILFs squabbling for a seat at a taping of the X Factor, Ultra Music Festival features fine-ass females of the very undressed…

The Go-Go Dancers of Ultra Music Festival

We’ve all seen them. They’re gorgeous, perfectly unattainable beauties with grace, poise, and loads of talent. They’re the go-go dancers of Ultra Music Festival, and they’re dressed in fantastic costumes, floating from the rafters, and charming the crowd from lofty pedestals flanked by fire and lasers. But who are these…

Ultra 2014: Chance the Rapper, Riff Raff, Pusha T, Dizzee Rascal

Winter Music Conference and Ultra Music Festival have always been the place where new dance music records, artists, and genres are broken and made. If your track catches fire at Ultra, you’re guaranteed to have the best year of your career so far. Play your cards right, and you’ll definitely…

Young Ultra Attendee Dies After Saturday’s Show

UPDATE: Medical examiner report showed that Adonis Peña Escoto passed away due to “acute alpha-Pyrrolidinopentiophenone (alpha-PVP) toxicity.” Alpha-PVP is a type of synthetic bath salt sometimes sold as “gravel.” A young Ultra attendee has died under mysterious circumstances. Adonis Escoto, 21, passed away in a car parked near the music…

Get in Trouble at Ultra? Call Chad Piotrowski for Free Legal Help

Hey, Ravers … Arrested? Apprehended? Busted? Collared? Pinched? Just call the Law Offices of Chad Piotrowski. He’s a former state prosecutor and he’s giving away legal help to party people in need. “Did you get in trouble at Ultra? Do you need a criminal attorney?” he asks in a Vine…

Ultra 2014’s Top 20 Raver Looks

Beats, beauties, bass, booties, brawn, bras, and some valuable life experience. That’s what it takes to make an Ultra Music Festival, as far as a fashionista is concerned. You’ve never seen anything like the get-ups these people wear for their get-down. Luckily, you don’t need to go to Ultra to…

Ultra 2014: After Trampling, It’s Party as Usual

Two days after a horrifying trampling incident that has city officials, including Mayor Tomás Regalado, calling for an end to Miami as host city of Ultra, the massive EDM festival carried on like, well, a massive EDM festival. Throughout Sunday afternoon, thousands of revelers — many in colorful body or…

Meet the Beefcakes of Ultra Music Festival

Muscles were so big at this year’s Ultra Music Festival. Like, they were just as huge a trend as they looked on the shoulders, chests, buttocks, thighs … You get the idea: Beefcakes ruled the EDM blowout. We couldn’t creep near the Carl Cox text without getting an exposed male…

Deep Dish – Ice Palace Film Studios, Miami

Deep Dish With Carl Craig, Hot Since 82, and Andhim Ice Palace Film Studios, Miami Saturday, March 29, 2014 Deep Dish is officially back. And the Grammy-winning house duo’s Winter Music Conference and Miami Music Week reunion at Ice Palace Film Studios proved to be nothing but sheer perfection. “I’m…

Is Ultra F@#%ing Over Yet? There’s a Website for That

Uhntz, uhntz, uhntz, uhntz, uhntz. There are 50,000 people partying at Ultra Music Festival right now. And they hope it will never end. But there are probably many, many, many times that number of Miami residents (especially the Biscayne condo dwellers) who are at least a little eager for the…

Ultra Ravers Talk About the Meaning of Life

Those who rave presumably adhere to the values of PLUR: peace, love, unity, respect. While attending Ultra Music Festival, we wondered if the fans’ philosophical perspectives were broader than those four words. And also, had they, in their PLUR-verse, uncovered answers to existence’s most puzzling questions? Were they simply nihilists…

Ultra 2014’s 25 Best Bass Faces

Ultra Music Festival is nothing if not gnarly. The beats are gnarly, the people are gnarly, the portable toilets are gnarly. It’s stank-face city, bro. But even more than the sight of no toilet paper, it’s those dirty beats — dutch, dub, or otherwise — that make us twist our…

Ultra 2014’s Ten Sleaziest T-Shirts

Whoa! Bro! You got boobs! For the last couple of years at Ultra Music Festival, male ravers have rocked increasingly explicit, sometimes anatomically correct, and often innuendo-emblazoned tees, resulting in many LOLs and WTFs. Some are funny. Others are gross. And others still are straight-up creeeeeepy. We’ve carefully tracked the…