Basel 2014’s Friday Party Guide

After three days of arty partyin’… Your legs are jelly. Your ass is sore. Your ears are ringing. Your eyes are dry. And your head feels like Brion Gysin and William S. Burroughs’ Dream Machine at a South Beach foam party circa 1995. Congratulations! That’s what the #ABMB pros call…

Basel 2014’s Thursday Party Guide

Don’t stop the arty party. You’ve done all the art fairs. You’ve endlessly chit-chatted sophisticated babes of both sexes. And you’ve sipped enough free champagne to keep your pee bubbly till New Year’s Eve. All that culture and glamor can be exhausting. But that’s no excuse for heading home (or…

Basel 2014’s Parties You’re Not Invited To

As much as we love to brag about how sexy and posh we are, truth is, not everyone in the Magic City is VIP. But we all, however, have that one überly popular friend who gets invited to every single bash in the 305, which comes in pretty handy during…

Solange Knowles Cancels Basel Music Series at Select Art Fair 2014

Please don’t let us down. We begged. And pleaded. But sadly, Solange Knowles (AKA Beyoncé’s sis) is canceling her Art Basel Miami Beach week music series at Select Art Fair 2014. The Saint Records founder was supposed to be headlining and curating six nights of free Basel parties, starring label…

Basel 2014’s Wednesday Party Guide

Take a shower. Pop a pill. Slip into another little black dress. For the truly dedicated Art Basel Miami Beach attendee… The arty party ends at dawn. The gallery-going begins before noon. And the #ABMB bashes resume as soon as last night’s hangover wears off. That leaves just hours to…

J. Cole Announces NYE 2015 on South Beach

The Dreamer returns. As the first artist signed to Jay Z’s Roc Nation, J. Cole emerged onto the worldwide rap scene amid crushing hype. But the Fayetteville, North Carolina-bred rapper and Dreamville Records founder never broke. He just slowly and steadily turned out album after album of thoughtful, ambitious hip-hop…

Basel 2014’s Eight Best Local Music Shows

Come December, megaclubs on South Beach and party spots in downtown Miami vibrate with the sounds of international DJs while every hovel in town is pounding with the sounds of bands from all over the world just itching for their one moment in the Art Basel spotlight. But Miami’s also…

Basel 2014’s Ten Best Parties

Sure, for eleven and three quarter months out of the year, the people of Miami can indulge themselves with sunny beaches and scandalous nightlife till they’re burnt to a crisp, puking in a chic SoBe restroom, or both. However, for one golden week, Art Basel Miami Beach descends upon our…

RIP, Jeff Tucci, South Florida Punk Rock Guitar God

I cleaned some sprouts off some red potatoes, and they sat in the sink, wet and glistening like pomegranate seeds. It was a fleeting thought, them looking that way. A thought I found amusing and privately poetic. I had recently heard that Jeff Tucci had passed. I didn’t know the…

Miami’s Five Best Concerts This Week

Art Basel has fallen upon the 305. To help get you juiced up for the arty party madness, we’re hooking you up with Miami’s five best concerts this week. Check ’em out, from James Blake at National YoungArts to Yung Lean at Basel Castle to Carlos Vives at the AAA…

Art Basel Miami Beach 2014 Party Guide UPDATED

With the tents going up in Midtown, Wynwood buzzing with activity, and new restaurants and hotels opening in Miami Beach, it can mean only one thing — Art Basel Miami Beach is making its way back to the Magic City. And so are the parties. Now, some will lament the…

Fashion Freakouts at ’80s Prom

Prom was just better in the ’80s. Haven’t you seen John Hughes movies? Unlike the plot of some ’80s films, going back in time is impossible. The closest thing we can get to it is theme parties, and theme parties only work if people get on board with the theme…