Miami’s Five Best Concerts This Week

Rise and grind, Miami. A new week has begun, and with it, a brand new slab of concerts to check out. Now, as fellow music junkies, we know that picking out which shows you’re actually going to attend can be a challenge. That’s why we’re narrowing it down to the…

Miami’s Five Best Mom Clubs

Moms are caring, intelligent, beautiful, nurturing creatures, but showing how much you love them can be hard. Sure, hand mom a construction paper heart with some raw macaroni haphazardly glued all over it and she’ll gush like Old Faithful, but giving mom sloppy arts and crafts is so elementary school…

Miami’s Ten Under $10 Weekend Party Guide

The Magic City works hard, but parties even harder. That’s why the arrival of the weekend always calls for a celebration in the 305  Sure, you could go buck wild on the Beach and party it up for 48-hours straight… Or you can have an equally fun weekend jam-packed with pretty…

Marley Fest, Ultra Among Druggiest Festivals, Says Instagram Survey

Booze, weed, molly, ’shrooms, powder, rocks, downers, uppers, trippy shit. This is just a small sampling of the many legal and illegal substances used by party people to alter their consciousness (or get fucked up) while attending major music festivals. Now, it’s no secret that drugs and concerts go together…

Neutral Milk Hotel in Miami: A Review With Live Concert Drawings

Editor’s Note: Photography isn’t allowed at Neutral Milk Hotel shows. So we at New Times recruited Miami’s most skilled live concert drawer, Brian Butler, to capture the idiosyncratic magic of Jeff Mangum and company last night. Neutral Milk Hotel With Mind Brains Olympia Theater at Gusman Center, Miami Wednesday, May…

Five Richest Rappers of 2015

A man don’t need to rap to be rich. Even if he is, in fact, a rapper. After all, in recent years, the world’s wealthiest hip-hoppers, as tracked by Forbes Magazine, have been those homies with a flair for big business, like Diddy and Dr. Dre, who’ve basically retired from…

Miami’s Cinco de Mayo 2015 Party Guide

Happy Cinco de Mayo, cabrón! But forget fake Mexican food like nachos, burritos, fajitas, chimichangas, and Taco Bell’s Doritos Cheesy Gordita Crunch. The only honest way to celebrate this holiday (especially considering it was most recently popularized in the United States as a way to sell cerveza to gringos) is…

Win Free Tickets for Brandon Flowers at Fillmore Miami Beach

“We will finally achieve the Desired Effect,” Brandon Flowers wrote in a Magic Marker note recently posted to his official website. “Ariel and I have been collaborating in the studio, working twogether in the spirit of conversation, contention, and at long last, sweet contrition. No one has yet seen or…

Kraftwerk Announces 3-D Tour, Coming to Miami

As Kraftwerk would say: “Wir fahr’n, fahr’n, fahr’n auf der Autobahn.” Or as the non-Deutschländers among us might intone: “We drive, drive, drive on the motorway.” Yes, those are lyrics from the pioneering German electronic band’s essential 1974 album, Autobahn. But they are also rudimentary directions for how to arrive…

Miami’s Five Best Concerts This Week

Miami’s music scene is as diverse as the hardcore 305ers that call the Magic City home. That’s why there’s always a pretty good show to check out almost every single night of the week, from indie rock to alt-country to rap. Sure, it sounds like a pretty eclectic mix, but…

Why Ryan Adams Is a Modern American Musical Treasure

It really is a crying shame how the blogosphere treats Ryan Adams these days. Seems as though everyone is so completely distracted by the prolific singer/songwriter’s (admittedly hilarious) antics and private life that they’ve forgotten why we all give a shit in the first place: He’s a modern musical treasure…

Miami’s Ten Under $10 Weekend Party Guide

Say what you wanna say, but truth is, weekends are always magical in Miami. That’s because no matter how broke you may be or how many zeros may be missing from your bank account, there’s always a surplus of cheap, at times even free parties to crash. But not just any…