Spleen Cuisine

As dining in the Planet Hollywood-dominated Nineties continues to be more about entertainment and less about food, kitschy “theme” restaurants are all the rage. Two such New York City eateries are so hip they’ve drawn national attention: Jekyll & Hyde, whose horror movielike decor includes paintings with eyes that follow…

Seville Servile

Diego’s Restaurant ought to be the quintessence of Spanish dining in Coral Gables. The four-month-old restaurant possesses all the elements: a wide-ranging menu highlighting the various regions of Spain; an extensive wine list heavy on the Riojas; a 140-seat dining room handsomely outfitted in earth tones and contrasting textures; and…

Coal, Coal Heart

Like a cat, a good theater piece enjoys more than one incarnation: Long after the first run has ended, a new director, cast, and crew come along and stage a revival, often with great success. Apply the revival theory to a restaurant and you’ve got Embers, an American-style eatery that…

Billy, Don’t Be a Zero

I’ve become so accustomed to restaurants moving into Miami from elsewhere that when an eatery moves out of our city, I’m surprised. I’m doubly astonished when said business is Billy’s Stone Crab & Seafood Restaurant. Folks around here knew it as the 79th Street Causeway stone crab emporium Billy’s on…

Posh Nosh

I’ve been lax. It’s taken me a year too long to publicly appreciate the Grand Cafe, the restaurant in the Grand Bay Hotel (the most luxe lodgings in the city). And the reason has been pique, pure and simple: I was offended by an article in last June’s Wine Spectator…

Not Just Another Pretty Fez

I’m always impressed by a restaurant that has worked its way up from humble roots. Oggi Cafe and Deli, for instance, which started as a handmade pasta distributor, selling to upscale Coral Gables and South Beach trattorias. Then owner Eloi Roy used his noodle and got busy, adding a few…

A Clean, Well-lighted Plate

If the contents of a person’s refrigerator provide a glimpse into his or her culinary mindset — and I believe they do — then it’s also fair to say a restaurant’s decor reveals a lot about its proprietor’s predilections. Perhaps that’s why I felt reassured by the mural painted near…

Venice, Anyone?

The restaurants on Ocean Drive still have the capacity to surprise me. Just when I think I know what to expect — mediocre fare, lousy service, wide-eyed tourists — a place like Pane Caldo Ristorante Italiano comes along and quiets my instinctive distaste. Or some of it, anyway. On the…

Learning Curve

A typical criticism of postsecondary education is that it proves impractical in the real world: Cramming for a Rocks for Jocks final does little to prepare one for an entry-level position in today’s crowded job market. A compromise for those who seek both idealistic theory and hard-core practicality is the…

Raleigh Once Again

This town has a special fondness for the Raleigh, a restored 1940s Art Deco landmark that offers some of the only deluxe accommodations on South Beach. I know people who recommend the hotel to overnight visitors just so they can join them for a cup of coffee in the lobby,…

Just Getting Tarted

Every family has its culinary quirks, and mine is no exception. We all like the fruit that fills our apple pies and other pastries to be soft and melty. If we want crisp fruit, we eat it raw. But baked, it should be just the opposite. Otherwise why bother cooking…

Fit for a Kingston

At this time last year, in addition to writing this column, I was a staff writer for a company that publishes Caribbean travel and tourism books. One great thing about working during the holidays: the gourmet edibles brought in by colleagues or sent by clients (the golden rum cakes in…

Gloom Service

Restaurants in large airport or convention hotels have a virtually unshakable reputation for being mediocre, a taint that makes them unlikely to attract customers beyond the business traveler or tourist. While some restaurants do manage to emerge from the depths of hotel-lobby obscurity and attract local diners, it’s the rare…

Hello, Good Buy

If restaurateurs chant the same mantra as real estate agents — location, location, location — then Cafe Tango is on unstable ground. The five-week-old eatery occupies a hard-to-find space on the first floor of the Bay Shore Yacht and Tennis Club, an apartment building on Harbor Island’s West Drive in…

Second Strong

Most Miamians feel proprietary about Mark Militello, the New World cuisine pioneer who has presided over Mark’s Place in North Miami since 1988, and I’m no exception. He’s ours. But hey, it’s a reciprocal relationship. He fills our bellies with fare that reminds us of filtered sunlight, island trade winds,…

Moonlight Smile

Baseball season may be over for the rest of the nation, but it just started in Cutler Ridge. Doc Graham’s Taproom & Eatery, which made its debut last month, is a sports-inspired pub named after the turn-of-the-century baseball player who owns one of the shortest major league careers in history:…

Hangin’ with Mr. and Ms. Cooper

I find it fitting that very few of Miami’s top chefs and restaurateurs were actually born here. Even those chefs who embrace New World cuisine, the fare that has come to represent South Florida, hail from Texas, Illinois, New York, California — anywhere but the region with which they have…

The Mean Season

You wouldn’t know it by the weather, but autumn is approaching. The biggest clue: the department stores and boutiques, which all feature “back-to-school” three-piece pinstripe woolens and nubbly mohair weaves, tempting consumers to replace their outdated, summertime wardrobes. For fashion-conscious folk in other parts of the country, where the first…

Fined Dining

Restaurant owners must remedy health-code violations before their next inspection. If a violation is considered critical to public health — for example, if the pantry is infested with rodents — a followup inspection may be scheduled within a week or less. Restaurants that consistently fail to correct violations are subject…

Eatin’ Allen’s

People often compare New World cuisine restaurants Chef Allen’s and Mark’s Place. The reasons are fairly obvious. Both rank consistently as Miami’s top restaurants; both, in fact, have won national recognition. Friendly rivals, both opened in the mid-Eighties and are named after the pioneering chefs who operate them. And both…

Yes They Clan

Unruly children can be the bane of a restaurateur’s existence. Not surprisingly, some restaurants ban kids altogether, a policy that is discriminatory to well-behaved youngsters and their parents. This summer the Palm Grill in Key West, a high-end but by no means overly tony eatery, refused to take our reservation…