Russian Bears Go on Atkin’s Diet

Bears in Russia have joined the likes of Hollywood A-listers by going on a diet. They’re eating mostly protein in order to, you know, shed those unwanted extra pounds. These ursine giants — usually content with feasting on complex carbohydrates such as forest berries and mushrooms — have begun consuming…

Festival of Chefs Takes Over Nikki Beach November 10

If you’re not a subscriber to our weekly Café Bites dining newsletter, here’s a taste of what you’re missing. Click here to subscribe.Who needs a Festival of Lights when you can have a Festival of Chefs? Disney’s smarmy little rodent, perhaps. But for the rest of us, a festival of…

Ingrid B Seen Eating… Chicken and Waffles in B.E.D.

Ingrid Bazin, or Ingrid B, is a host and promoter of three weekly events in Miami. She fuses her passions for poetry and soul music into Soulcial Sundays at B.E.D., a live music dinner party and jam session; the Bohemia Room spoken-word night in Midtown Miami; and the Flow Fridays…

The Elegant Chef’s Guide to Hors D’Oeuvres and Appetizers

​When I purchased this cookbook in 1984, it simply blew me away. I had never seen cuisine like it: iced tomato bisque with avocado and basil sorbet; beef carpaccio with rock salt and oysters; smoked salmon and leek nest with soft-boiled quails’ eggs and smoked cod roe sauce. Remember, this…

Where It At? Peking Duck

Hint: It’s a Chinese restaurant. Take your best guess and post in the comments section. Answer correctly and you receive our utmost respect as well as the title Smartypants of The Week.Photos of the duck in appetizer and main course form follow the jump…..

Cigar Night Tonight at Bourbon Steak

Bourbon Steak has launched a new cigar menu, and tonight, starting at 6., the public is invited to come down for an extensive training in everything you ever wanted to know about cigars – the history, etiquette, selecting, cutting and handling of the stogies, to the lighting and smoking of…

Town Kitchen & Bar’s Bar: Solid But Missing Details

When the tables in the dining room and out on the patio are taken, and the hostesses don’t offer the bar tables, there’s a problem. But it’s not as if the bar menu at Kitchen Town & Bar stinks. Granted it’s limited to a hodgepodge of appetizer-type selections such as…

Canton Palace: Best Budget Dim Sum Menu

Maybe foodies overlook Canton Palace because of its inconspicuous location way out west on SW Eighth Street. But the place is usually jammed with Asian-American diners. Apparently they got the memo. We are not being jerks, so please don’t write hate comments saying that we are racists/prejudice/ignorant etc.How many Asian-Americans…

Miami’s October Restaurant Openings and Closings

Time again for our restaurant roll call. Here are notable openings and closings in October (or earlier and not included in our September roll call).Openings 1500 Degrees, 4525 Collins Ave., Miami BeachCecconi’s, Soho Beach House, 4385 Collins Ave., Miami Beach De Rodriguez Ocean, 101 Ocean Dr., Miami Beach…

Blog Watch: Fried Anchovies and Salt-Baked Shrimp

Last week in the South Florida food blogosphere … After a summer hiatus, Tinkering with Dinner is back with salt-baked shrimp.Redland Rambles interviews Farm Bureau director Katie Edwards.Gagit recaps Slow Food Miami’s Ark of Taste dinner.South Florida Beer Blog says The Abbey has a limited supply of a very special…

Sopa de Pescado for the Soul

The next time you’re sick, eschew the chicken–fish soup finds its way much faster to your soul. The folks at Bahamas Fish Market will serve you a huge bowl of fish chowder ($2.95 to $3.45) that will make you toes curl and your white blood cells multiply…

Who’s The Chef In The Polar Bear Head?

Or, for that matter, who’s the blonde? We don’t know the answer to the second question, but we do know which chef got into the Halloween spirit last night. Keep going to find out who it is…

UPDATED: American Noodle Bar Opening Postponed Until Wednesday

​In early August, when Michael Bloise first talked to Paula Niño of Short Order about his upcoming American Noodle Bar, he tagged the potential opening date as “August 23”. Then word came that it would debut today, November 1. Now the date has been pushed up to this Wednesday. This…

Plato Royale: Cheese Plates of US Airways vs. Continental/United

Airline food long ago moved from complimentary hot meals to packets of peanuts. And then came… nothing… unless you were willing to shell out $3 for a packet of M&Ms. May we suggest the cheese plate?! Or maybe not. A review:US AirwaysThe fruit and cheese platter ($7) comes with Swiss,…

Weekly Wrap-Up: Halloween Edition

Before you get into your costume and head out for the weekend, check out what you missed this week on Short Order. Five gross, perverted and bizarre Halloween candies.Drink zombie blood, get energy.Dress up like a gross processed food on Halloween and get a $2 meal at Chipotle.Chef Jeff McInnis…

RA South Miami Halloween Boo Bash, King James Roll

Sundays at RA are known for the “Flying Fish Lounge,” late night happy hour. This Sunday, Halloween and happy hour combine for Boo Bash 2010.  In addition to regular deals (half-off appetizers and sushi rolls with drink specials ranging from $2-$6,) guests in costume can enter to win $100 RA…

Chipotle’s $2 Meal

…you come in after 6 p.m. on Halloween–that would be this Sunday for those of you who live under a rock–and you are costumed in the manner of a horrifying processed food product. [As if you could think of any other type of processed food product.] We’re told proceeds of up…

Eden South Beach Opens Tonight

That was quick. Three months after taking over the former Talula locale, the owners of Eden South Beach are ready to swing its doors open to the public tonight. Gone is the dark, rustic feel of the former place. The space now has a more airy feel with black tile…

Miami Heat Home Opener Recipe: D-Wade BBQ Breakfast Wrap

​The Heat opens at home tonight against the Orlando Magic. According to Chef Michael Jacobs (interviewed here and here): “This breakfast wrap is one of the Miami Heat players’ favorites. High in protein (turkey and eggs), low in fat and wrapped in a high fiber whole wheat tortilla shell, then…