Sandra Lee’s Ten Most Epic Holiday Fails

Sandra Lee: Satan’s spawn or hapless purveyor of crap television? We’re not sure. On one hand, this drunken Barbie could very well be the beginning of the end of civilization as we know it, with her semihomemade recipes, really bad background music, and drunken interludes. On the other hand, Lee…

STK Steals New Executive Chef From Meat Market

STK has finally replaced Ralph Pagano (who left the top toque position in October to take over at Gulfstream Park in Hallandale) with new executive chef Aaron Taylor. He’s worked at Pierre’s restaurant in Islamorada, and the Keystone Ranch in Colorado, but most recently honed his steak skills in the…

Vesper Has Pussy Galore and Killer Alaskan King Crab

Owner Keith Menin dumped $20 million into the Shelborne Hotel’s comeback, which debuted for Art Basel. Among the new features of the boutique hotel is the swanky, James Bond-themed restaurant Vesper, which has references to Ian Fleming’s 1953 novel Casino Royale. Guests make a trek down a red carpet, through…

Bourbon Apple Butter Jam and More: Copperpot’s Holiday Jam Packs

A mere two months ago, IT day-jobbers ;Tom Wilfong and Vanessa Safie started a little jam making enterprise in their Kendall home kitchen.. Since then, it has quickly grown into a miniature company – one that just might (we hope) topple Smucker’s. Made with all natural, preservative-free and local ingredients,…

Top Five Coral Gables Restaurants: Abbracci, Pascal’s and More

Route 9 ran down the highway with our Best Restaurant in Coral Gables award in Best of Miami 2011. But Coral Gables has a whole lot of excellent dining establishments. Well, maybe not a whole lot, but certainly more than these five favorites of ours. So with apologies to Ortanique…

Great Christmas Gifts for the Food-Obsessed Man

Every Christmas it’s the same thing — what do you get a man? Sure it’s easy if money’s no object — get a Porsche and call it a day. But what if your budget is under $50? We’ve put together a list of sure-fire gifts that he’ll love and that…

Bad Jew BBQ Music Party Next Week at Next @19th

‘Tis the season to celebrate your inner Jew and think Kosher barbeque sauce. Next@19th is a center committed to engaging the Jewish community of South Florida. Next Wednesday, December 21, at 8 p.m., the center will host its second annual Musical Chanukah Party. Mazel tov!Creators of Bad Jew BBQ, a certified…

Best Beer Gifts: A Do-It-Yourself Six Pack

Gift idea alert!We recently sought out the knowledge of local beer guru (and CPA by day), Patrick Lunn, for what he thinks would make a great do-it-yourself six pack gift. Over dinner at the now-closed pop up Phuc Yea! we narrowed it down to six options that are sure to…

Lantao Asian at Refurbished Surfcomber Hotel

There’s a new Asian restaurant on South Beach that you don’t know about yet. For just over a week now, Lantao Kitchen + Cocktails has been up, running, and serving a menu of gansig (snacks), bo ling (noodle bowls), shala (salads) zhuban (entrees), shuanfang (sides) — and “British ‘Pub’ snacks (burgers,…

Great Christmas Gifts for the Food-Obsessed Woman

Santa Claus is due for his yearly breaking and entering campaign, and you’re worried that you’re not going to be able to find the perfect present for the female foodie in your life.Let Short Order do the shopping for you. We’ve come up with a list of items that are…

BurgerKing.xxx: No Porn For You!

Last week on December 6 when the new .xxx internet domain meant for pornographic websites went on sale to the general public, non-porno companies and universities rushed to buy up their .xxx equivalents out of fear that promising smut peddlers would cash in by using their brand image with the…

Rio Acai Bowl Epidemic Strikes Apple A Day

When a friend tipped me off about some acai concoction at Apple A Day that was selling at speeds that bordered on lunatic, I wondered whether I’d fallen back in time four years or so. That’s when the real acai craze was in full swing, when people were buying $25…