The MexZican Gourmet Opens in South Miami Tonight

Chef Ze Carlos Jimenez’s The MexZican Gourmet has opened today in South Miami.The restaurant features an expanded menu of chef Jimenez’s authentic Mexican cuisine, using flavors and dishes from his hometown just outside of Mexico City.Chef Jimenez’s “simply authentic” menu will please his food truck devotees with favorites like tacos,…

Florida Beer Company Says Bud Light Stole Their Blue Bottle Idea

Now that craft beer has firmly established itself as more than a market niche, beer giants are looking to microbreweries for their next edge. To wit:Anheuser-Busch Inbev is going bottle to bottle with South Florida’s Florida Beer Company and FBC is not too excited about it.Next month the beer company formerly…

Bytox Hangover Patch Doctor: I Drank 12 Shots of Tequila and Felt Great

We here at Short Order have been through just about every hangover remedy available to mankind — honey, Advil, Alka-Seltzer, Gatorade, more booze, Red Bull, and some crazy drink that you’re actually supposed to mix with alcohol.  While they all work eventually, there’s still that initial down time between when…

Miami’s Food Scene 2011: Year in Review

Less than a decade ago, Miami had arguably the worst dining scene of any famous city in America. If you wanted a great meal back then, you were better off heading to Ohio. (Seriously, Cincinnati had much better chefs.) But our restaurant fortunes soon began to rise. New Times’ year-end…

The Year’s Ten Weirdest Food Calendars

Buying calendars is a kind of a new concept. Growing up, we usually got a calendar from some local shop. Dad got a calendar filled with either babes in bikinis (or less) or cars from the local tire shop, mom placed one on the kitchen wall filled with either flowers…

Five Places In Miami To Drink Away Your Holiday Week

The good news is you’re off this week and your old friends are in town. The bad news is the post-Christmas and pre-New Year’s Eve days are costly; between making Mom tear up with your thoughtful gifting and planning for NYE debauchery, you’re broke.We know you’d love to spend the…

New Year’s Eve 2012: Where to Eat in Miami Without Getting Gouged

Wikipedia defines price gouging as a “pejorative term referring to a situation in which a seller prices goods or commodities much higher than is considered reasonable or fair.” Sounds like New Year’s Eve in Miami, when local restaurants dig deep into the pockets of tourists determined to pay for the…

LoKal Celebrates Saturday Grand Opening With a Week of Free Beer

Coconut Grove’s soon-to-be new baby, LoKal, is opening its doors this Saturday, with free beer all week to celebrate. Matthew Kuscher’s adamant goal is to stay as local as it gets — and that includes everything from grass-fed Florida beef, local dairies, to of course, local beers. Kuscher’s team doesn’t…

Ten Best Reviewed Miami Restaurants of 2011

Farewell 2011: We laughed, we cried, but mostly we ate. And there were a lot of very good meals to eat throughout the year. This coming week, the Cafe review will feature a look back at the past twelve months. In the meantime, let’s chew over the ten best restaurants…

Two Hooves Up: Edge Steak & Bar Knocks Our Bibs Off

Ah, isn’t it refreshing when you dine at a restaurant and leave thinking, “that was worth every penny and pound and I’d do it again in a heartbeat”? Such was the case at Edge Steak & Bar. The amount of praise I have for this beacon of gastronomic hope in…

The Coolest, Craziest, and Most X-Rated Christmas Cookie Cutters

Christmas sugar cookies don’t exactly reinvent the wheel when it comes to creative pastry. This year, why not go beyond the usual array of standard shapes like snowmen, spruce trees, reindeer and the inevitable jolly man himself, Santa Claus? For a holiday sweet that is really a treat, check out…

Five Worst Reviewed Restaurants of 2011

Perusing the past year’s restaurant reviews has brought to light something I suspected: I wasn’t very mean in 2011. It was difficult to find five scathing critiques. In fact, I really didn’t find any — there was only mild sarcasm in a few of the following. Still, these were the…