Customer Claims Arby’s Urinal Burned His Genitals

There are few nightmares worse for a man than having one’s genitals burnt while taking an innocent pee. Seems unlikely, yet a man in Colorado claims a urinal at an Arby’s restaurant in Monument sprayed steam on him while he was urinating.Even more disturbing: When confronted, an employee of the store said,…

Free Dinner Party, Real Girls Don’t Cook, at Asia de Cuba

As soon as someone hears the phrase real girls don’t cook, an opinion is formed. Some might initially view it as a bit sexist — women should be somehow affiliated with staying at home and cooking. Others, especially those who enjoyed a free dinner at the fabulous Asia de Cuba…

3. Pie in a Jar at Michael’s Genuine Food & Drink

New Times’ Best of Miami 2012 issue is coming June 14. Until then, Short Order will serve up 100 of our favorite dishes in the 305. If you want to vote on which restaurant has the best dish, click here.3. Pie in a Jar at Michael’s Genuine Food & DrinkThere…

Best Fast Food That Miami Is Missing

Here at Short Order we consider ourselves connoisseurs of the best gourmet grub Miami has to offer, but there’s always room for a little quick and easy (and often greasy) indulgence every now and then.When those fast-food cravings come calling, Miamians have more than their fair share of McDonald’s, Taco…

4. Goat Stew at Tap Tap

New Times’ Best of Miami 2012 issue is coming June 14. Until then, Short Order will serve up 100 of our favorite dishes in the 305. If you want to vote on which restaurant has the best dish, click here.4. Goat Stew at Tap TapTap Tap has anchored Fifth Street…

Lantao Social Club Features Curious and Classic Cocktails (Photos)

Miami’s cocktail culture is still in its fledgling stage. While cities such as New York and New Orleans have dozens of bars where master mixologists create artful libations, Miami is still a relative child when it comes to serving thoughtful drinks made with fresh herbs, real fruit juices, and spirits…

New Tuesday Dining With the Stars Series at the Palace for $19.95

Now in its 24th year, the Palace was the first and only gay “dining theater” on Ocean Drive. Famous for weekend drag shows, Sunday “Brun-chic” ($31.95), and a side bar packed with handsome, buff guys, it’s also a place where you can catch some of the best “mimicking-lip-syncing” entertainers anywhere…

Best of Miami 2012 – Best New Restaurant: The Dutch

Want access to our Best Of picks from your smartphone? Download our free Best Of app for the iPhone or Android phone from the App Store or Google Play. Don’t forget to check out the full Best of Miami® 2012 issue June 12 online and June 14 in newsstands.Best New…

5. Fried Chicken at Yardbird Southern Table & Bar

New Times’ Best of Miami 2012 issue is coming June 14. Until then, Short Order will serve up 100 of our favorite dishes in the 305. If you want to vote on which restaurant has the best dish, click here. 5. Fried Chicken at Yardbird Southern Table & BarOne of…

6. Pork Belly at Pubbelly

New Times’ Best of Miami 2012 issue is coming June 14. Until then, Short Order will serve up 100 of our favorite dishes in the 305. If you want to vote on which restaurant has the best dish, click here. 6. Pork Belly at PubbellyThe pork belly ($15) at Pubbelly…

Wynwood Kitchen & Bar Plays With Porton Pisco

Earlier this week, we met with Peruvian pisco master distiller Johnny Schuler. He is one seriously passionate man when it comes to pisco. For two hours we talked, drank, and smelled like nothing more than pisco.This was all before 2 p.m., of course.He left us with a bottle of his…

The Federal Q: Summer Barbecue Begins This Sunday

Miami is not exactly the barbecue capital of the world, but it doesn’t get any more “deep south” in the continental United States than the Magic City (excluding the Keys, of course). The folks at the Federal Food, Drink & Provisions intend to take full advantage of our geographical hot spot…

Best of Miami 2012 – Best Restaurateur: John Kunkel

Want access to our Best Of picks from your smartphone? Download our free Best Of app for the iPhone or Android phone from the App Store or Google Play. Don’t forget to check out the full Best of Miami® 2012 issue June 12 online and June 14 in newsstands.Best RestaurateurJohn…

Six Places in Miami to Get Bottomless Booze With Brunch

Bottomless booze is a beautiful thing. And nothing says Sunday-morning-hangover cure like free-flowing bubbles (or bloodies). Luckily for the lush in you, there are lots of Miami brunch spots offering weekend libations to soothe your queasy stomache and bring back that pleasant buzz.So next time Saturday night’s festivities leave you…

Miami Chef Lorena Garcia Created Taco Bell’s New “Cantina” Menu

On July 5, the Taco Bell menu will transform into a new “upscale” Cantina Bell menu that some are saying rivals Chipotle’s.The new high-quality and value-driven menu comes from the mind of Miami chef Lorena Garcia. It will feature items such as the Cantina Burrito, the Cantina Burrito Bowl, and tacos…

7. Egg Yolk Carpaccio at Sra. Martinez

New Times’ Best of Miami 2012 issue is coming June 14. Until then, Short Order will serve up 100 of our favorite dishes in the 305. If you want to vote on which restaurant has the best dish, click here.7. Egg Yolk Carpaccio at Sra. MartinezWho would think to take…