Euro Art Snobs: A Field Guide

That five-day art bender, better known as Art Basel, is slowly vacating the recesses of our brains. But if you’re feeling a little blue that we’ll have to wait a whole year to see that depth of art again, take solace in the following: You won’t have to see a…

Art Basel Ends and Miami Decides to Get Bitter Cold

At some point during Art Basel every year, we have a moment of clarity, where we look into the silvery-pink sky above Miami Beach and say out loud, “Miami, will you marry us?” She always says yes, and the wedding takes place right there on the beach as waves crash…

Art Basel 2010: Winners and Losers

Another Art Basel Miami Beach is in the books. And with that, we wanted to take some time to look back at who actually made big strides last week, and those who, despite their best intentions, just fell flat on their faces. Here are the winners and losers during this…

Five Reasons You Should Care About Art Basel Miami Beach

So the traffic’s thinned, the pavilions are gone, and the folks in red pants have returned to the freezing temperatures of New York or London or wherever. You might think: “Whew, I was getting so sick of all of this insanity. Screw Art Basel!” Many locals looked at the roaming…

Art Basel’s Best Street Fashion

Art Basel is like the Olympics of people-watching, because rich people buy special licenses to dress funny. But there’s also a lot of great fashion sashaying around Miami’s sidewalks for Miami Art Week. Here’s a few pages of the best dressed from last week. The big trends? Red, fur, busy…

Seven Miami: The Highlight of Art Basel

After roaming dozens of art fairs’ hundreds of rows, the whole Basel experience started to feel a little, well, manic. And it also started to feel a little alienating. The trade-show booth set-up only intensifies our estrangement from the art-world, a place where buying a Brillo-pad sculpture for 50,000 Euros…

Soothing Art Basel Heartbreak with a Couple Haikus

For five days, the world treated Miami like it mattered. It bought us flowers and told us it liked our new haircut. It held open doors and called us at night just to say goodnight. But the smooth-talking world is shipping out today, and the only way we know to…

Today’s Best Basel Events

Wham, bam, thank you, mam? In the morning, the crowds will be gone, the pop-up shops and nightclubs will be empty storefronts again, and our city will have to reconcile the fact that it’s no longer an uber-chic, hipster Atlantis, but a metropolitan city with tons of stinking problems. What,…

Today’s Best Basel Events

Ready for another Basel day post-mortem? We’ll keep this quick as we have hangovers to nurse and art fairs to attend. The super secret The Island exhibit was either shut down by the city or they ran out of boats. We’re trying to find out. Artist Ryan McGinness turned Club…

Fountain Miami 2010: Donnie Darko, Styrofoam Boobs, and Urination

Now in its fifth incarnation and featuring 25 spaces, the Fountain Fair draws the type of unruly installations and unsettling performances that make it an unpredictable must-see attraction during this week’s chaotic art muddle.It’s perfect for jaded art lovers wondering where they can stumble across fresh, anti-corporate, stick-it-to-the-man hijinks in…

Barbara Hulanicki: Dresser of Rock Stars Turned Art Basel Star

​​Even though artist and designer Barbara Hulanicki calls exhibiting her work in galleries “a new career for me,” she’s been bringing beauty into the world for years and years. Hulanicki began working as an illustrator for fashion magazines like Vogue and Women’s Wear Daily in the swinging 1960s. She then…

Artist Maria Builes Jogs While Wearing 60 Lbs. of Animal Fat

Artist Maria Builes wants to make sure you are tuned in to Twitter today. The location for her Art Basel pop-up exhibit, “Satiation,” will be announced only on the day of and only through tweets.  Builes’s “Satiation” is a commentary on our obsession with food, weight loss, and appearance. She…

Today’s Best Basel Events

Art Basel, AKA “hipster spring break,” continues. Your feet probably hurt, and you’re nearing your saturation point for all this pretentiousness. We say, enjoy it while you can. Come Monday, we’ll just be Miami again instead of the capital of the contemporary art world. It’s so quick, it almost feels…

New York Graffiti Pioneers Write Up Wynwood Walls

Tonight is the opening reception of Hyperbolic Aerosolic: The Roots of New York City Underground Art 1972-1975 at 2501 NW Second Ave. A couple of days ago, Miami native, gallery owner and show curator Eric Firestone gave us a brief tour and introduced us to the exhibition’s stars, P.H.A.S.E. 2…

How to Get Laid During Art Basel Week

You came for the art. But art can’t scratch that itch. You can’t spoon with art. And you definitely can’t fuck art. But you know what you can screw around with? Hoity toity Basel, er, “beaver,” and there will be plenty of it this week.But these highly-literate, ego-driven creatures won’t…