Agustina Woodgate Shines at Art Basel Miami Beach 2012

About fucking time!That’s what we have to say about Art Basel Miami Beach’s organizers finally inviting Spinello Projects to exhibit at the big show. Last year, we got into an argument at the Miami Beach Convention Center with another Miami gallery owner when we told him Art Basel was bullsh*t…

Art Basel’s Best Bets: Ten Unmissable Shows This Week

With more than 50,000 international visitors pouring into the Big Mango for the Art Basel blitz, our cultural calendar has hit critical mass. Everywhere across the 305 the top shelf swill is flowing, B-listers are rubbing elbows with Euro-trash; people you haven’t seen since middle school are contacting you to…

Gypsy the Giant Black Dog Tells Our Fortune, Dashes Our Dreams

Human beings are superstitious. We believe black cats are bad luck, stepping on cracks leads to broken backs, and Magic 8 Balls and cheap cookies can foretell the future. So is it any less plausible that an artist’s creation could prognosticate accurately? See also: – Desi Santiago’s Giant Dog Installation…

Champagne-Inspired Glithero Installation Unveiled at Design Miami/

Champagne. It’s everywhere you look at Art Basel and at Design Miami/. The gods practically pour it down from the sky and into your mouth as you meander, quenching you with its sweet effervescence. But how about artwork that’s influenced by it? Yeah, they’ve got that, too.Run, don’t walk, to…

#ArtBaselProblems Is Now a Thing on Twitter

You know what’s worse than finding out the Art Basel show you’re at doesn’t have an open bar?Nothing. Absolutely nothing is worse than that.This week Art Basel takes #FirstWorldProblems to a whole other level. Celebutantes and wannabe Miami hotshots have taken to complaining (ironically or not) on Twitter about how…

Art Basel Bingo 2012: Back and Marginally Better!

We had a lot of fun last year when we played our first-ever Basel Bingo. So we’ve decided to resuscitate the game, because arty folks are such easy targets. We’ve once again, packed the board with (stereotypical) things you’ll encounter during the week of Art Basel Miami Beach 2012. All the…

Ten Swanky Art Basel Parties You’re Not Invited To

Over 680 artists and exhibitors tried to gain acceptance into Art Basel; only 257 made it. That’s about a 62 percent rejection rate. Ouch.There are hundreds, if not thousands, of Art Basel events going on throughout the week, but the best make 62 percent rate of rejection look like nothing…

Art Basel Miami Beach 2012 Art Fairs and Gallery Guide

Soon enough Miami will be overtaken by art… well, the art market, in a display of crass commercialism that flaunts a disgusting amount of wealth. But we get it. You want to partake and rub elbows with Europeans in funny clothing and New Yorkers with zero sense of humor –…