Magic City Episode Five: Voodoo Priests and Auditing

Quick criticism before we start this Magic City recap: if you’re watching the show for Danny Huston’s insane performance as the Butcher, this episode will be a let down. He’s pretty absent. And sure, all of the other Magic City touchstones are intact: gratuitous nudity, violence, and animal murder. But…

Time Stands Still Brings the War Home at GableStage

War is the backdrop in Donald Margulies’ stark tale of love and conflict, Time Stands Still, which opened last night at GableStage. The play is ostensibly a study in the impassive cruelty of war through the eyes of a couple drifting towards an uncertain future while fighting to avoid being…

Death and Harry Houdini Makes the Audience Hold Its Breath

Forget the over-the-top spectacles of David Blaine and Criss Angel. The most effective illusions are the simplest: an ordinary subject, a distraction or two, and an incredibly skilled performer.That also happens to be Death and Harry Houdini’s recipe for its performance at the Arsht last night. The ordinary subject: Death…

Pepe Billete Live! Miami’s Greatest Puppet Takes the Stage

All the greatest comedic acts of our time have used one recipe for success: an innate sense of showmanship and a keen eye for social commentary. For if not comedians, safe behind the veneer of jokes, who would call Drake an effeminate gorilla? Or even a Puerto Rican tranny?Both of…

Dancing With The Stars Week Six: Ain’t Too Proud to Dance

Gavin DeGraw is gone! Rejoice!This does mean we have nobody’s stupid hat fetish to mock anymore, unless Roshon wants to take it up. But we’re still counting this as a victory for humankind.It’s Motown week on Dancing With The Stars, which means you can take solace that for one week,…

The Ten Funniest #ComemierdaInMovieTitles Tweets

Who’s sick enough to come up with the idea to insert “comemierda” into random movie titles for fun?And who has the Miami star power to turn that idea into a trending Twitter hashtag?Only Pepe Billete, Escoria Films’ puppet-in-chief whose mouth is dirtier than the entire cast of Avenue Q combined…

Magic City Episode Three: Cruller? I Hardly Know Her!

If we had to summarize the theme of this week’s episode of Magic City, it might be “the baggage of our past often impedes our ability to live in the present.” Or “even if the State Senator claims to be into European girls, give him a few Scotches and he’ll…

Dancing With The Stars Week Five: Latin Dudes Are Sexy

We had a power outage for a few hours this morning and maybe it says more about us, but we really couldn’t have cared less about the stifling heat or the fear of all of our refrigerated food going bad.No, we were far more preoccupied in getting our sweet DWTS…

Magic City Episode Two: Admit It, You’d Drink Boob Vodka Too

Boy, things really are boiling over on Magic City! Ok, maybe not “boiling over.” But things definitely are at least at a moderate simmer.Remember that troublesome union leader in the pilot? He done went and disappeared, which we’re pretty sure is a euphemism for getting killed, but what do we…

In Search of Theatre and Art at a Marlins Game

You may think that there’s an appreciable difference in going to see a play at Actors Playhouse or GableStage and going to catch a ballgame at Marlins Park. But you’d be wrong. Mostly. A Miami Marlins game is every bit as much theatre as something written by Tracy Letts or…