Win Free Tickets to 8cho at the Arsht!

You know that a show is gonna work here in Miami when locals instinctively know how to pronounce the name. Take 8cho, for instance — you know it’s pronounced “oh-cho,” like Calle Ocho. 8cho is an Argentine production that fuses Cirque du Soleil with tango, electornica with aerial stunts. Yep,…

Touch Me Hear: A Dance For the Eyes and Ears

Shrouded in darkness and wrapped in a tangle of white fabrics, a mysterious four-legged, dragon-like creature haltingly weaves between the audience’s folding chairs. An increasingly loud bass drone and the unsettling tick-tock of an unseen grandfather clock accompany the creature’s progress. Sloshing and banging sounds are supplanted by squeaks, deep…

Even Florida Grand Opera Has Money Riding On the Miami Heat

There is only one thing on the minds of Miamians this week: the Heat battling it out with San Antonio in the NBA Finals. It doesn’t matter who you are — an artist, a fisherman, a business executive, a foul-mouthed Cuban puppet. If you’re from Miami, you’re rooting LeBron, D-Wade,…

Reggie Watts’ Uncomfortable, Damn Funny Humor

You could try to break more bones than Evel Knievel, but chances are you’d just look clumsy, no matter how awesome your motorcycle. And if you were to get shot while wearing a top hat in Ford’s Theatre, what would be the point? Abraham Lincoln already owns that. Same thing…

Ayikodans’ New Dance Studio Opens in Haiti

Three years after the 2010 Haiti earthquake, it’s easy to look to the island nation and wonder, what has been done, what has improved, is there rebirth? It can be a dark gaze — so much to be done. But for rays of light, look no further than Haiti’s premiere…

Cock at GableStage: Sexy but Subtle

GableStage’s production of Cock contains what might go down (pun intended) as the most arousing sex scene you’ll see onstage all year. Except you won’t actually see it. Contrary to the expectations of its saucy title, Cock is chaste as can be. Physical contact is limited to the occasional embrace…

Cock: A Sexually Charged Story Without Onstage Sex

GableStage’s production of Cock contains what might go down (pun intended) as the most arousing sex scene you’ll see onstage all year. Except you won’t actually see it. Contrary to the expectations of its saucy title, Cock is chaste as can be. Physical contact is limited to the occasional embrace…

The Fox on the Fairway Actors Overcome Lousy Script

To revive an axiom that President Obama directed at the ideas of a certain failed vice presidential candidate from Alaska: Actors’ Playhouse’s production of The Fox on the Fairway is, at best, lipstick on a pig. As pretty as the company presents it, it’s still an ugly, desperate, virtually witless…

Hypnotist Rich Guzzi: Comedy, Self-Help, and Sleaze

Stage hypnotist Rich Guzzi has learned to expect the unexpected. In one memorable performance, he instructed 15 hypnotized audience volunteers to compose and perform a rap song onstage — in Chinese. One by one, they shed their inhibitions and freestyled vaguely Oriental gibberish, at the cultural expense of any unfortunate…

Rudi Goblen’s PET Will Cure Your Serial Monogamy

Rudi Goblen started breakdancing 19 years ago. Since then he has become a dancer, actor, performing artist, and writer, performing with Teo Castellanos’ D-Projects and becoming a founding member of Octavio Campos’ Camposition Hybrid Theater Works and Rosie Herrera’s Rosie Herrera Dance Theatre. A highly acclaimed b-boy, Goblen and his…