All Good Things: When Rich Folks Flip Out

We scored a sneak peek of All Good Things, which opens at Coral Gables Art Cinema this weekend. And we haven’t seen something this uplifting since Capturing the Friedmans, the 2003 documentary about child molestation. Andrew Jarecki directed both, but Good Things is his first foray into fiction. Well, not…

32. Annie Hollingsworth

In honor of our MasterMind genius awards, Cultist proudly presents “100 Creatives,” where we feature Miami’s cultural superheroes in random order. Have suggestions for future profiles? Email cultist@miaminewtimes.com with the whos and whys.32. Annie HollingsworthAnnie Hollingsworth is a visual artist, dancer, choreographer, and writer who says she is a Brooklyn…

Justine Mixes Mod and Septum Piercing

Fashion Breakdown: Light brown sweater from thrift but it’s actually Banana Republic, dress from Fly Boutique on the beach, black stockings from American Apparel, shoes from Salvation Army in Pennsylvania…

Why We’d Rather Smoke Pot in Miami Than in New Jersey

In California, weed cures all. From back pain to panic attacks, epileptic seizures to ingrown hairs, just about any symptom (and $200) merits a doctor’s note allowing you to smoke medical dank without the threat of incarceration. But we live in Miami, a city where bricks of yay and pounds…

33. Preston Allen

In honor of our MasterMind genius awards, Cultist proudly presents “100 Creatives,” where we feature Miami’s cultural superheroes in random order. Have suggestions for future profiles? Email cultist@miaminewtimes.com with the whos and whys.33. Preston L. AllenCall Preston L. Allen an explorer: one who journeys to uncharted territory in the earth,…

Five Artworks Made From Urine, Crap, or Semen

When Marcel Duchamp first exhibited his Fountain in 1917 little could he have guessed the men’s urinal would become one of modern art’s iconic landmarks. He probably never thought that his pissoir, entered in an exhibit as a Dadaist prank, would inspire later artists to create works using bodily fluids…

Film Picks From the 2011 Miami Jewish Film Festival

Sixty Jews recently meet at a Utah resort to discuss what it means to be Jewish in 2011. The identity summit, Reboot, included some notable pop culture makers (Jenji Kohan, creator of “Weeds,” and Ben Greenman, an editor at The New Yorker). One its founders Rachel Levin told the New…

Top Five Films About Prepubescent Angst

The Tony Award-winning musical comedy The 25th Annual Putnam County Spelling Bee opens this Wednesday at Actor’s Playhouse. It tells the story of six junior high kids (all played by adult actors) locked in a spelling bee competition while dealing with the quirky torment of prepubescent life. The importance of…

Basketball Wives, Episode 5: Cocktails Get Catty

If there is one thing we have learned about these this season of basketball wives, it’s that there is no shame in their game. Only days before, they were physically assaulting one another (or trying to at least). And on last night’s episode, they just have a nice little day…

34. Cristina Molina

In honor of our MasterMind genius awards, Cultist proudly presents “100 Creatives,” where we feature Miami’s cultural superheroes in random order. Have suggestions for future profiles? Email cultist@miaminewtimes.com with the whos and whys.34. Cristina MolinaWe all know who Sigmund Freud is, right? Well, take about one-part Freud, add it to…

Whoopi Goldberg Brought Mature Sass to Arsht Center

What does a nun, a hyena, bartending aliens, and Ted Danson have in common? Whoopi Goldberg. Caryn Elaine Johnson — who revealed last Saturday night that her stage name is a result of the comedienne “having a lot of gas” — has had quite a career. It’s been 30 years…

The Golden Globes: Who’s Hot, Who’s Not, and Who Won

Last night was a big night for television lovers. First, Miss America was on. But who really cares about beauty pageants if it’s not Toddlers & Tiaras? Then, our personal favorite Big Love was back on. (We love ourselves some polygamy, what can we say?) Then, there was the Golden…

Mobsters in Miami: Five Crime Bosses That Made the Magic City Home

Known as the “mob’s accountant,” Meyer Lansky was financier who worked with golden era gangsters like Charles “Lucky” Luciano and childhood friend “Bugsy” Siegel. Though  often portrayed as a secondary character in Hollywood mob hits, Lansky might have been the most influential crime boss of the entire Twentieth Century, helping…

Cute Kittens Dressed as Evil Dictators (Photos)

Despite the shaking, nipping, and the sad, sad look on your feline’s face once you’ve secured a tiny sombrero onto his head, dressing up your favorite four-legged friend is, well, fun. We say fully indulge in the impulse guilt free today because it’s National Dress Up Your Pet Day! Yup,…

Zodiac Sign Fail Involving Ophiuchus, Dude with a Snake

Some of us are really attached to our astrological signs. We’re proud of being majestic Leos, stubborn Tauruses, and extroverted Aries. However, according to astronomer Parke Kunkle (yes, that is his real name), you may be fronting the wrong sign.Kunkle has declared that there are actually 13 zodiac signs instead…

Sneak Peek at Frank Gehry’s New World Symphony Campus

​The unfinished New World Symphony’s state-of-the-art campus sits on Miami Beach like a wrapped present on Christmas Eve. The building, designed by superstar architect Frank Gehry, has the city drooling in anticipation of its reveal. What does a building that cost $200 million to build look like?Last night, Cultist got…