A N00b’s Guide to Florida Supercon

Calling all manner of geek, dweeb, dork, and nerd! If national pop culture gatherings such as San Diego Comic-Con or the Penny Arcade Expo seem out of reach, or if you’re a convention n00b (that’s nerd-speak for “virgin”) looking for a place to get your feet wet, you’re in luck:…

Skrawberry Says: Enough With the Butt Injections Already

You know Miami stripper Skrawberry for her rap skills, her political commentary, and of course, her sexy moves on the pole. Now, you’ll also know her for her sound advice. In this weekly column, Skraw responds to readers’ questions about life, love, and beyond. Got a question for Skraw? Hit…

Five Reasons to Love Summer in Miami

See The Most Annoying Things about Miami, Summer Edition; Seven Touristy Attractions That are Actually Fun for Locals.For Miami locals, summer seems the least popular of our four two seasons. We bemoan the humidity, the lack of exciting events, and the slow trickle of our tourist-based economy. We bitch about…

TattooLaPalooza: Portraits, Piercings, and Pabst Blue Ribbon (Photos)

View more photos from TattooLaPalooza 2012 here.Some of us will remember this weekend forever as a festival of Miami Heat-fueled celebration. Others will remember it for a very different reason: It’s written right there on their bodies. Every year around this time, the Hyatt Regency hotel in downtown lends its…

Miami International Film Festival Now Accepting Submissions

It was just a few months ago that we were enjoying the Miami International Film Festival’s 2012 edition — heaping praise on The Strawberry Tree and Chinese Take-Away, mingling with Magic City’s stars at their red carpet screening, and being awed at the sheer number of films that had been…

The Legion Fetish Party: Dildos, Dungeons, and Swine (NSFW)

Cultist unfurled its freak flag and attended the Legion Fetish Party held at Nowhere Lounge this past Saturday. As with most fetish parties, part of the fun comes from being surrounded by outrageous outfits and even more outrageous behavior. But in the name of serious journalism, we were there solely…

Seven Touristy Attractions That Are Fun for Locals

For locals, summer in Miami is slow going. The temperature rises, the tourist traffic trickles, and there’s a whole lot less action to keep us aroused. As jaded locals, we’re more likely to nurse our sorrows in air-conditioned comfort than get out and explore our city when the hordes have…

Tom Wolfe’s Back to Blood Research Gets the Documentary Treatment

Tom Wolfe’s newest book, Back to Blood, is set for publication in October. But you won’t have to wait for the satirist’s Miami Book Fair International appearance in November to get to know the stories behind its creation.Blood Lines, a documentary tracing Wolfe’s steps as he researched the book around…

South Florida Creatives React to the Miami Heat Championship Win

Who says culture and sports don’t mix? When Miami Heat fever hit its peak last night as the Three Kings & company crushed the OKC Thunder, the hoards of crazy pot-wielding fans weren’t solely made up of drunk frat bros and the 305’s so-called “fairweather fans.” Plenty of Miami’s artists,…

Pepe Billete’s Open Letter to Miami Heat Haters

There’s a certain pride that comes from saying you’re from Miami these days. Admittedly, some of that pride comes from the irrational bravado that comes with being a part of a place that’s been named the #1 party city in the US, and one of the most dangerous places in…

The Ten Best Things to Do in Miami this Weekend

HOW ‘BOUT THAT HEAT?!Listen, this weekend is officially all about our city’s victory. There is no more important event to take place than celebrating LeBronsito, El Guade, and Boshisaurus. And how about Miller and Battier?!. Last night we banged our casuelas all up and down the streets of Hialeah and the…