Beautiful Machine

There’s something beautiful about looking at something old in a new way. Which is why watching a clunky, rusty, outdated machine clicking away to an original modern score in high-def chiaroscuro is about the furthest thing from turning on a boring historical documentary. Linotype: The Film introduces viewers to a…

Clean Your Plate

“Mmm, tasty chemicals and hormones. Just like mom used to make.” Never heard anyone say those words before? Neither have we. So shouldn’t we all be eating food tended by our own two hands as opposed to industrially processed crap? The Farm at Verde Gardens (12690 SW 280th St., Homestead),…

Filthy Fun

Earlier this summer, a handful of generous motorists pulled over to pick up a mustachioed hitchhiker on the side of the freeway, only to discover he was, in fact, iconically weird director John Waters. Over eight days, the brain behind kitschy cult classics such as Hairspray and Pink Flamingos thumbed…

The Beautiful Game in the Magic City

Last summer, we got to see fútbol powerhouse Barcelona take on Chivas, and the result was 71,080 fans showing up to watch the Mexican underdogs take down mighty Barca. SunLife Stadium (2269 Dan Marino Blvd., Miami Gardens) was a gargantuan soccer party complete with trumpets, fireworks, and fans yelling expletives…

You’ve Got a Friend

The beach. It was once a place where you could bathe in the sun’s soothing rays, be surrounded by nearly naked strangers, and never think twice about having any sort of interaction with them. That was, until artist Misael Soto saw a problem with that. Soto recently took his talents…

Zoom Zoom

If you’re too lazy to take up biking but too broke to buy a vehicle of your own, you’re about to have an option other than incessantly pestering your friends for free rides. car2go ridesharing service is making its Miami debut. And they come bearing free brunch. This membership based…

Hitch a Ride

If you’re too lazy to take up biking but too broke to buy a vehicle of your own, you’re about to have an option other than incessantly pestering your friends for free rides. car2go ridesharing service is making its Miami debut. And they come bearing free brunch. This membership based…

Losers’ Ball

We keep telling ourselves that the Miami Marlins are a second-half team and hoping the Fish will shake their nine-year slump and make a playoff run. After all, we deserve it. Taxpayers spent far too much money building a new ballpark for a team that teeter-totters around .500. Sure, it’s…

Writing Ruins Everything

In just two feature films, writer/director Joachim Trier has proven to be unparalleled in exposing the foibles and delusions of all the sad young literary men. The 20-something character played by Anders Danielsen Lie in Reprise (2006) finds immediate cult success with his first novel, only to suffer a breakdown…

Staycation Central

It’s time for summer vacation, but you can’t even afford a pup tent (not that you’d even want to go camping in the Florida wilderness, with mosquitoes the size of condors). Still, the lure of sitting dockside with a frozen drink in your hand while Bob Marley tunes play in…

Frailty, Thy Name Is Mad

William Shakespeare’s Hamlet has seen many incarnations over the centuries: Hamlet in New York. Hamlet in Havana. Hamlet in modern times. Hamlet in the Old West. Even animated Hamlet. But you’ve never seen the Bard’s tale of crazy people doing crazy things in the hands of the Mad Cat Theatre…