MoCA Loves the Kids

If there’s one thing the artsy-fartsies in this city love, it’s young, up-and-coming creative talent with edgy ability. If you’re the new, hot painter, sculptor, dancer, musician, or avant-garde performance whatever and you fall into the right Wynwood/Design District circle, you too can be the toast of Miami. The people…

It’s So Hard to Say Goodbye to Yesterday

Today’s Farewell to the Orange Bowl celebration is the perfect send-off for the fabled stadium, where the OB will become The Battleground of Immortals one last time. The main event features a flag-football game between former Dolphins and Canes legends, including Dan Marino, Jim Kelly, Mark Duper, and other greats…

Original Gangstas

Today your average posse includes Bentleys, semiautomatic weapons, somebody in charge of videogames, and expensive sneakers. Not so long ago, the average posse had horses, pistols, and 10-gallon hats. Today’s posses trail NBA stars; yesterday’s followed sheriffs or outlaws. The battle for the Wild West ended long ago, but wranglers…

Cold-Hearted Snakes

Depending on who you ask, there are many snakes roaming the streets of Miami, but not the kind that travel on their bellies. We’re referring to the ones that walk on two feet and control government funding, and you can see those slimy characters any day of the year. Today…

Why Limit Yourself?

Race-based humor is an American tradition that has become a stereotype. Those typical “black people talk like this” and “white people can’t dance” jokes are beyond played out. Come on, comedians! There are so many more cultures and ethnicities to mock. Take a lesson from Russell Peters. The Indian-Canadian comedian…

Visions of History

Film festivals are great because the roving bands of 13-year-old girls who attend every single movie in Miami — laughing wildly at the most poignant moments — aren’t there. Instead the filmmakers submit themselves to awkward questions from the audience. And in the case of the Miami Jewish Film Festival,…

Boy Band Blasphemy

Altar Boyz is a hit off-Broadway musical about a fictional Catholic boy band, and it is among the most sacrilegious things I’ve ever seen. To me the sacrilege was both obvious and delightful, but some audience members seemed to feel differently. Our divergent opinions might have had something to do…

Our Top DVD Picks Scheduled for Release This Week

America! The Complete Series (RHI) Barney Miller: The Complete Second Season (Sony) Best Actress Collection (Fox) Best Picture Collection (Fox) Blonde Ambition (Sony) Butterfly Collectors (Koch Vision) The Catherine Cookson Anthology (Koch Vision) ER: The Complete Eighth Season (Warner Bros.) The Game Plan (Disney) Hawaii Five-O: The Third Season (Paramount)…

Brand-New Dude

Scott Turner Schofield wasn’t always a man. Hence the title of his show, Becoming a Man in 127 Easy Steps, which opens tonight at the Carnival Center’s Studio Theater. 127 Steps features a series of monologues and anecdotes about Schofield’s life as a female-to-male transsexual, with some stories being lighthearted…

Sunshine Spate

Navigating the traffic jam of diversity at Wynwood’s Edge Zones can be a touch-and-go affair. Without enough time to take it all in, it’s easy to bounce from artist to artist like a bumper car in the intricate maze of “23 Florida Zones” housed in the 22,000-square-foot space. Therein lies…

Super, Thanks for Asking

Confessions of a Superhero (Arts Alliance) As one of those quoted on the package (“A more beautiful documentary you’re unlikely to find”), I can only reiterate my earlier praise: Matt Ogens’s doc, about mortals dressed as superheroes trolling Hollywood Boulevard for tourists’ loose change, is stunning to look at —…

You Kill Me

Regarding the irrelevance of Untraceable: First of all, torture is so 2007, and just because this drab little thriller with a flashy love of pain imagines itself a “critique of violence” doesn’t make it any less superfluous. Second of all, untraceable? Ha! You wish. Although it’s true the villain of…

Persepolis

Persepolis is a small landmark in feature animation. Not because of technical innovation — though it has a handcrafted charm forgotten in the era of CGI-toon juggernauts — but because it translates an introspective, true-to-life, “adult” comic story into moving pictures. With the aid of French comic-book artist Vincent Paronnaud,…

Axes to Grind

There’s a point when every fad overstays its welcome. Could it be that Guitar Hero is already just a sour note from being booed out of America’s living room? For evidence, look no further than the plethora of GH cash-in products hawked at this month’s Consumer Electronics Show in Las…

Overdosing on Heath Ledger News

I hate to be a hater, but the whole Heath Ledger thing has gone a bit too far. Actor overdoses on pills. It happens. At the moment, though, the upper lefthand corner of the Miami Herald’s web site reads “At a Loss: Sign Heath Ledger’s Book.” There’s even a little…

10th Annual Medicinal Marijuana Benefit

Photo by Elvis Ramirez Click here to see a slideshow from the benefit. After dealing with the traffic around the American Airlines Arena, a friend and I made our way to Tobacco Road for the Medical Marijuana Benefit Concert. Parking was awful (and I suspect it was the reason for…

Last Night: Jeffrey Ross & Ralphie May at the Colony Theatre

Ralphie May Things got off to a rocky start at The Colony Theatre last night, where Jeffrey Ross and Ralphie May were performing as “The Meanest Men In Comedy.” My boyfriend and I were there to follow up on last week’s “Stage” column (“The World’s Most Righteous Assholes”), which, though…

Facepainting 101 – Chanel Makeup Master in Aventura

Unfortunately for the billions of women – and fabulous drag queens – around the world, our faces do not resemble a paint-by-numbers portrait, therefore applying makeup requires a steady hand and a basic knowledge of what will and won’t work. For some, it is an art that they never master,…

Deaf Lesbian, Diminutive Dog

In a press release, New Theatre has this to say about its new production, Fill Our Mouths: “Gay or straight? Hearing or deaf? Set in Paris, a heterosexual woman’s sexually adventuresome affair with a hard-of-hearing lesbian weaves a sensual fabric of communication and self-realization. As the relationship grows between them,…

Our Top DVD Picks Scheduled for Release This Week

Alex Haley’s Queen (Warner Bros.) Amazing Planet Earth (Questar) The Attic (Allumination) Be My Valentine, Charlie Brown (Warner Bros.) Breaker Morant (Image) Extras: The Complete Series (HBO) Dora the Explorer: Undercover Dora (Paramount) DragonLance: Dragons of the Autumn Twilight (Paramount) Good Luck Chuck (Lionsgate) In the Heat of the Night:…

Toys for Tyrants

At Little Havana’s Contemporánea Fine Art, Esteban Blanco focuses the crosshairs on American pop culture with a sniper’s skills. The 60-year-old Cuban-born artist was on hand at the gallery to talk about “Violent Toys,” a message-freighted series of mixed media and sculptures delving into America’s obsession with military might. The…

Chick Flick, Two Ways

If Diane Keaton were a comer in 2007, she’d likely be stuck in romantic comedies cooked up in movie studio test kitchens. No Godfather for her. No Annie Hall, no Shoot the Moon, no Reds. Filmmakers who now use Katherine Heigl as their go-to girl would be flummoxed by the…