The Ten Kinkiest Things to Do at Exxxotica (NSFW)

Exxxotica, the biggest sex convention in the country, is back in Miami this week. And if you’ve attended before, you know that this show can be full-blown, balls to the wall (or in your face) nutso. There’s so much skin, so many toys, and sadly, so little time. The event…

Aqua Girl 2012 Revelers: An Anthropological Study

View photos of Aqua Girl 2012 at the Surfcomber Hotel here.Anthropologists have long studied the North American lesbian woman, with little to no success in recording accurate data. We at Cultist decided to take to the field and conduct our own anthropologistic-ish study at one of the most popular, well-known,…

How Can I Be Sure My Man Still Loves Me?

You know Miami stripper Skrawberry for her rap skills, her political commentary, and of course, her sexy moves on the pole. Now, you’ll also know her for her sound advice. In this weekly column, Skraw responds to readers’ questions about life, love, and beyond. Got a question for Skraw? Hit…

Killing Kittens Brings Female-Centric, High-End Orgies to Miami (NSFW)

Every time a woman masturbates, God kills a kitten. And London socialite Emma Sayle knows that the Earth is overrun with adorable, furry kitties, so she’s created a selective playground for beaver-beaters.”I organize orgies,” said the British “sex-trepreneur” and mind behind Killing Kittens, a network of super-exclusive sexy parties and…

How Can I Stop Being So Insecure and Land My Dream Guy?

You know Miami stripper Skrawberry for her rap skills, her political commentary, and of course, her sexy moves on the pole. Now, you’ll also know her for her sound advice. In this weekly column, Skraw responds to readers’ questions about life, love, and beyond. Got a question for Skraw? Hit…

Sex In South Beach Author Dr. Sonjia Wants to Get You Off

Sex. Doin’ it. Gettin’ it on. The horizontal lambada. The naked bacon dance. Making love. Banging. Boning. Smashing. The baloney pony. Whatever you wanna call it, at least 80% of the world’s population is doing it, or thinking about doing it, right now.Dr. Sonjia is too. The UM professor, AIDS…

How Can I Spice Up My Sex Life?

You know Miami stripper Skrawberry for her rap skills, her political commentary, and of course, her sexy moves on the pole. Now, you’ll also know her for her sound advice. In this weekly column, Skraw responds to readers’ questions about life, love, and beyond. Got a question for Skraw? Hit…

Who Wants Tickets to the Miami Rum Renaissance Festival Grand Tasting?

Booze: the weakness of choice for the highly cultured since both booze and culture existed. From wine-swilling Roman poets to the absinthe-guzzling Oscar Wilde, alcohol has fueled some of history’s greatest cultural achievements. So, wanna join the club?The Miami Rum Renaissance Festival’s back in town this week, bringing with it…

The 15 Gayest Getups at Miami Beach Gay Pride Parade

Sunday’s Miami Beach Gay Pride Parade was a super-happy event rife with drag queens, rainbow flags, and the occasional dog or baby. The costumes were louder than the music and the dance moves were right out of a Brazilian Carnaval.But although all our gays and lesbians are equally lovable, some…

Miami Beach Gay Pride: Where the Girls Are

Yeah, yeah, we know you’re too sexy for your shirt, you luscious lubed-up gay man. In fact, you’re so sexy you and your friends have commandeered South Beach and made it a super gay-man hotspot. Meanwhile, the gay ladies of Miami find themselves driving for endless hours (okay, maybe less)…

Help! I’m a Nerdy Guy Who Loves Bad Girls

You know Miami stripper Skrawberry for her rap skills, her political commentary, and of course, her sexy moves on the pole. Now, you’ll also know her for her sound advice. In this weekly column, Skraw responds to readers’ questions about life, love, and beyond. Got a question for Skraw? Hit…

How Soon Can I Start Cheating on My Girlfriend?

You know Miami stripper Skrawberry for her rap skills, her political commentary, and of course, her sexy moves on the pole. Now, you’ll also know her for her sound advice. In this weekly column, Skraw responds to readers’ questions about life, love, and beyond. Got a question for Skraw? Hit…

My Man Wants a Threesome, What Should I Do?

You know Miami stripper Skrawberry for her rap skills, her political commentary, and of course, her sexy moves on the pole. Now, you’ll also know her for her sound advice. In this weekly column, Skraw responds to readers’ questions about life, love, and beyond. Got a question for Skraw? Hit…

Skrawberry Jam: How Can I Become a Stripper?

You know Miami stripper Skrawberry for her rap skills, her political commentary, and of course, her sexy moves on the pole. Now, you’ll also know her for her sound advice. In this weekly column, Skraw responds to readers’ questions about life, love, and beyond. Got a question for Skraw? Hit…

Five Biker Bar Stereotypes that No Longer Hold Truth

​Some three years ago, Riptide told us about Miami bikers’ penchant for listening to country music divas and sharing their feelings with their moms.The data in the article, compiled by Progressive Insurance, reflects the current reality of the rider scene in South Florida. The truth is bikers today are less…