Look up the word awkward in the dictionary, and next to it you’ll find a photo of a couple frozen in the throes of a first date. From the bailout phone call to the bungling lean in, it’s hard to imagine anything but weirdness in those first few hours alone…
“I’ve been abused and molested all day … and I think I like it.”That’s how King of Diamonds stripper and Cultist advice columnist Skrawberry summed up her experience at Exxxotica this weekend. We sent her to see what she could see at the biggest sex convention in the U.S. –…
Seymore Butts (AKA Adam Glasser) is more than just a porn impresario.He’s a first amendment freedom fighter who caught a case for fisting on video, and his lawyers didn’t give him a five finger discount.He’ll be in Miami for Exxxotica teaching seminars on better sex, signing autographs, taking pictures, and…
The Face and Body Art International Convention (FABAIC) is no toddler birthday party face-painting. The event celebrating its 11th year in Fort Lauderdale from May 23 to 27 shows off some serious skill. As the FABAIC staff say, face and body painting is where “ballet meets Monet; where drama meets…
Exxxotica is just around the corner. If you’re like us, you’re in the process of meticulously plotting out your schedule, carefully making sure that you can see your favorite MILF stars while not missing your BDSM besties at the same time.But with such a stacked lineup, even the most experienced…
You know Miami stripper Skrawberry for her rap skills, her political commentary, and of course, her sexy moves on the pole. Now, you’ll also know her for her sound advice. In this weekly column, Skraw responds to readers’ questions about life, love, and beyond. Got a question for Skraw? Hit…
Yeah, baby. You know you want it.Tickets to Exxxotica, that is.The largest sex expo in the country is back in Miami Beach this weekend, bringing the biggest names in porn, a giant load (heh) of sex toys, a bus where people will film you doin’ it, and a giant, pink,…
Exxxotica, the biggest sex convention in the country, is back in Miami this week. And if you’ve attended before, you know that this show can be full-blown, balls to the wall (or in your face) nutso. There’s so much skin, so many toys, and sadly, so little time. The event…
How does a beachfront weekend in South Beach for only $50 a night sound to you? Not into surf and sand? What about a five-star hotel in Coconut Grove, surrounded by parks and lush mangroves, for $40 a night?Oh, and by the way, these vacation spots aren’t for you. They’re…
You know Miami stripper Skrawberry for her rap skills, her political commentary, and of course, her sexy moves on the pole. Now, you’ll also know her for her sound advice. In this weekly column, Skraw responds to readers’ questions about life, love, and beyond. Got a question for Skraw? Hit…
View photos of Aqua Girl 2012 at the Surfcomber Hotel here.Anthropologists have long studied the North American lesbian woman, with little to no success in recording accurate data. We at Cultist decided to take to the field and conduct our own anthropologistic-ish study at one of the most popular, well-known,…
Who cares about May flowers when it’s time for Sapphic sisters to rejoice? Once again, bisexual, transgender, and lesbian women get to indulge their baser natures with the arrival of Aqua Girl.Organized by the Aqua Foundation for Women, Aqua Girl offers five days’ worth of events for women who love…
You know Miami stripper Skrawberry for her rap skills, her political commentary, and of course, her sexy moves on the pole. Now, you’ll also know her for her sound advice. In this weekly column, Skraw responds to readers’ questions about life, love, and beyond. Got a question for Skraw? Hit…
Every time a woman masturbates, God kills a kitten. And London socialite Emma Sayle knows that the Earth is overrun with adorable, furry kitties, so she’s created a selective playground for beaver-beaters.”I organize orgies,” said the British “sex-trepreneur” and mind behind Killing Kittens, a network of super-exclusive sexy parties and…
You know Miami stripper Skrawberry for her rap skills, her political commentary, and of course, her sexy moves on the pole. Now, you’ll also know her for her sound advice. In this weekly column, Skraw responds to readers’ questions about life, love, and beyond. Got a question for Skraw? Hit…
Sex. Doin’ it. Gettin’ it on. The horizontal lambada. The naked bacon dance. Making love. Banging. Boning. Smashing. The baloney pony. Whatever you wanna call it, at least 80% of the world’s population is doing it, or thinking about doing it, right now.Dr. Sonjia is too. The UM professor, AIDS…
You know Miami stripper Skrawberry for her rap skills, her political commentary, and of course, her sexy moves on the pole. Now, you’ll also know her for her sound advice. In this weekly column, Skraw responds to readers’ questions about life, love, and beyond. Got a question for Skraw? Hit…
Booze: the weakness of choice for the highly cultured since both booze and culture existed. From wine-swilling Roman poets to the absinthe-guzzling Oscar Wilde, alcohol has fueled some of history’s greatest cultural achievements. So, wanna join the club?The Miami Rum Renaissance Festival’s back in town this week, bringing with it…
Transgender advocate Chaz Bono will lecture at FIU tonight about his new book Transition: The Story of How I Became a Man. But before getting to business, Bono served as the grand marshal of Sunday’s Miami Beach Gay Pride Parade.Unlike plenty of others at the parade, Bono’s appearance contained no…
Sunday’s Miami Beach Gay Pride Parade was a super-happy event rife with drag queens, rainbow flags, and the occasional dog or baby. The costumes were louder than the music and the dance moves were right out of a Brazilian Carnaval.But although all our gays and lesbians are equally lovable, some…
We love the gay community – and we mean love, in, like, a totally gay way. Yes, we know that a gay person is just like any other. But in reality, many gays know that they are simply a little more fabulous than the rest of the world. And that…
Yeah, yeah, we know you’re too sexy for your shirt, you luscious lubed-up gay man. In fact, you’re so sexy you and your friends have commandeered South Beach and made it a super gay-man hotspot. Meanwhile, the gay ladies of Miami find themselves driving for endless hours (okay, maybe less)…
