Last Night: David Lynch’s ‘Dark Night of the Soul’ At OHWOW

There’s a reason David Lynch long ago joined the small pantheon of adjective-ized American artists alongside Hitchcock, Kubrick and Bon Jovi. (What? You’ve never heard a Bon Jovian song?)The director’s tightrope walk between macabre and mundane was plastered all over the walls of OHWOW last night in a show that,…

Silicon Beach: Art Basel Gets Buzzing on Twitter

Art Basel has swooped in along with those denizens of the art world, and there’s a nifty way to keep up with it all in real time at Art Log Live (@artlog).  The site, which officially launches today, offers a hashtag for every major Art Basel fair, as well as…

Video: Design Miami/ With OK Go and Maarten Baas

Consider this the video counterpart to yesterday’s review of Design Miami/ 2009. We still recommend you head out for yourself, but in the meantime enjoy OK Go’s laser guitar performance, designer Maarten Baas’s human-powered clockwork (that’s the man himself opening the cabinet), and other assorted bits of fancy from the…

Your (Abridged) Guide to Art Basel

Despite the hand-wringing by art brokers in a shaky economy, Art Basel has cranked into town as bullish as ever, boasting a makeover at the Miami Beach Convention Center that has added 20 percent more exhibition space. The eighth annual edition showcases more than 260 galleries and 2,000 artists from…

Teese Her Into Signing Your Book

Olives, vermouth, and a raven-haired bombshell. Shake. Dita Von Teese, one of the dolls at the forefront of the nouveaux burlesque movement, has made writhing in a martini glass more popular than actually drinking one. Her corseted 16-inch waist has inspired a generation of women tired of tube-like bods. Legend…

Off the Basel-Beaten Path

New to Basel this year is a multitiered cultural marketplace called the FoCi Art Fair (3000 N. Miami Ave., Miami). The event boasts a gallery, an art market, an art exhibition, and a food festival in one sprawling sensory buffet. This Saturday from 7 p.m. to midnight, DJ Ivan Diaz…

Mr. Saturday Night on a Wednesday

Call him Billy “Cristal,” because this Wednesday, Billy Crystal will be the toast of Miami. In a big win for both the Arsht Center and Miami audiences, Crystal will bring his Tony Award-winning one-man show, 700 Sundays, to town. Taking us all the way through Crystal’s rise to megastardom, 700…

Seen a Good Nut-Crush Recently?

Only a guy named Lars von Trier could go to the Cannes Film Festival with a movie called Antichrist, get booed throughout the screening, and then go into the pressroom and say — and this is a direct quote — “I am the best film director in the world.” And…

It’s All About the Love

The musical Rent, based on Puccini’s La Bohème, has taught us that maybe the best way to measure a year in the life is by love — not to mention it has given HIV and AIDS a face. Now, original cast members Anthony Rapp and Adam Pascal are back and…

You’ll Want to Dip Your Balls in It

Watching The State back in the ’90s (yes, we were alive then), we always felt like the corporate slave drivers at MTV were holding the reins a little too tightly on Michael Ian Black, David Showalter, Thomas Lennon, and company. The utter weirdness behind nonsensical skits such as “Taco Mail…

One if by LandShark, Two if by Sea

Yes, the New England Patriots are the class of the division. But, as Joey Porter likes to continually remind everyone, the Miami Dolphins are still the defending AFC East champs. And even though Porter had as many tackles as your sister could have pulled off when New England beat Miami…

You’re the Twilight of My Life

Have you ever heard the sound of a tween girl screaming? It’s lengthy and piercing, effortlessly fading in and out of dog-whistle decibel range. It’s a sound you’ll certainly hear at this weekend’s Fantasy Twi-Life Tour, an extravaganza dedicated to the phenomenon that is Twilight. If you haven’t heard about…

Tel-Aviv’s Best Dance Crew

The New York Times says Israel’s top dance company, the Batsheva Ensemble, has “dancing that you will not see anywhere else!” And the Village Voice says, “The dancers are remarkable!” It might very well be true that you’ll see some sensual and unique gyrating at the Arsht Center this Sunday…

The Original Nutcracker

Chestnuts are roasting on the sun-warmed sidewalk, and tiny tots are in their strollers crying like hell. It’s Christmastime in Miami, and even though the weather isn’t quite wintry, the usual holiday detectors are still at play. Sure, Walgreens has been celebrating since 11:59 Halloween night, but it ain’t Xmas…

Fresh Pow-Pow

One thing about Miami its that it’s always Christmas here, ’cause you can ski fresh powder nostril-first any day of the year. For actual snow, check out Snow Days in the Grove, where eight tons of that cold white stuff we’ve seen on television gets dumped all over Virginia Street…

The Other String of Lights

One thing about Miami its that it’s always Christmas here, ’cause you can ski fresh powder nostril-first any day of the year. But December does have its perks, and this Saturday there’s at least one amazing holiday experience that won’t land you in TGK. Santa’s Enchanted Forest (7900 Bird Rd.,…