Aesthetics of Time

The new show, “Self, Symbol & the Spirit,” features photography, mixed-media works, and paintings by Sergio Garcia, Evelyn Valdirio, Nicolas Leiva, Mariano Costa Peuser, and a woman who goes by the odd moniker Lili(ana) as if considering herself a household name. Garcia’s large canvas Bed-Man is a self-portrait of the…

Easter Seals

While you juggled glowsticks at a WMC event last Friday, someone slipped some Special K into your Red Bull. The strobe lights and techno pounded your brain as visions of Paas Easter eggs dripped into your conscience like colored honey poured behind your eyelids. You met pierced-lip Ingrid on the…

Ice Cube’s Sidekick

In television and movies, the list of celebrity switcheroos due to death, retirement, or just being too damn famous to hobnob with the little people is long and tragic. Enter Mike Epps’s Day-Day, Ice Cube’s handpicked replacement for Chris Tucker’s Smokey in the Friday series. Tucker was too busy making…

O, What a Feelin’

What’s that? A movie about female orgasms, you say? Zit-faced teenage boys are clambering for tickets right now. Only thing is, Orgasm, Inc.: The Strange Science of Female Pleasure is better suited for the women’s studies crowd than for a pack of horny adolescents. The documentary takes a funny and…

Hollywood Pressure Might Kill Florida’s Proposed Gay Character Ban

Hollywood would be happy to take Florida’s tax breaks, but it’s not exactly thrilled about controversial proposed legislation that would ban productions featuring GLBT characters from receiving state assistance.While the bill would ultimately up the amount of incentives to lure film and television productions to Florida, the “Family Friendly” clause,…

Terence Riley on Why There’s Still No Miami Art Museum

Six years ago, county voters gave the Miami Art Museum $100 million to build a new home at Bicentennial Park. There were no specifics on the ballot, or timelines, but in the flush times of the early ’00s, it was another one of those “Sounds good and why not” votes.The…

MOCA’s Website Infected by Comic Sans in the Name of Art

Comic sans is perhaps the single most hated font amongst designers and web professionals, so we and a few others were a bit taken aback when we realized that the Museum of Contemporary Art in North Miami’s website had been infected with the typeface disease.One Twitterer wondered if it was ironic, another…

Director Kareem Mortimer Talks Religion, the Carribean, and Gay Love

After producing several documentary films (and a few shorts) over the last six years, Bahamian filmmaker Kareem Mortimer has finally made the leap to feature-length fiction work with Children of God. And he has no intention of looking back. “Documentaries were really, really important to me. I will probably return…

More Than 2,000 Free Opera Tickets Up for Grabs

These days, we’d be lucky if we could afford to see a soap opera on network TV, let alone an opera at the Arsht Center. But thanks to a grant from the Knight Foundation, even the unemployed now have a chance to see fat ladies sing. Florida Grand Opera is…

Thou Art Fair

Basel schmasel. That’s how the organizers of this weekend’s Arteaméricas fair will respond to those judging their modest event by the standards of the titanic confab that makes Miami the hub of the international art world each winter. For its eighth edition, the boutique fair has scaled back from 70…

Art capsules

“Art Encounters: Interstices Between Literature, Cinema, and Graphic Design” Through March 20. CCE Miami, 800 Douglas Rd., Ste. 170, Coral Gables; 305-448-9676; ccemiami.org. Monday through Friday 9:00 a.m. to 5:00 p.m. Some people believe a picture is worth a thousand words, but others swear a well-made poster can more effectively…