Basketball Wives, Episode 4: Fiestas, Fists, and Food Stamps

Everyone catch last night’s episode of Basketball Wives? Looks like Suzie Ketcham is alone in this Basketball Wives game. Gloria Govan is leaving her ass for L.A., and Tami Roman said she pretty much would rather hang with Shaunie O’Neal, Evelyn Lozada, and Jennifer Williams over Suzie any day of…

Emilie, Plaid and Bleached

​Fashion Breakdown: Crop jacket, shirt, and purse from Forever 21, plaid scarf from Canada, bleach wash pants from Hot Topic, and boots from Baker…

NPR Wants You to Tell Off Miami On-Air

Ever get so mad at Miami–maybe your boyfriend can’t stop looking at all its hot models, or your A/C breaks  in the summer and you have sweat through the night–that you promise to ditch the Magic City at first chance? Or maybe, you fall in love with her all over…

Six Professions Deader Than Print Journalism

The Imperfectionists portrays a group of journalists at a declining newspaper and begs several questions: Is it truly the end of the print era? What happens to all the old timers just looking for a scoop? Can they adapt? Or will they rot at the merciless hands of technology? The…

Wyatt Cenac Rallies to Restore Humor at Miami Improv

Hundreds of thousands of people showed up on the National Mall last October for the Rally to Restore Sanity and/or Fear. We’re pretty sure most the attendees didn’t really believe they could ignite reasonableness in D.C. They just came to party with The Daily Show crew. So last night, while…

Bass Museum Launches New Monthly Happy Hour, Beats After Sunset

The Bass Museum has always been a beautiful and sort of mysterious place on Miami Beach. The Art Deco coral building sits north of Washington’s club central and just far enough away from Lincoln Road’s shopping madness that there aren’t people wandering in with a Crocs bag, asking to use…

40. Heather Maloney

In honor of our MasterMind genius awards, Cultist proudly presents “100 Creatives,” where we feature Miami’s cultural superheroes in random order. Have suggestions for future profiles? Email cultist@miaminewtimes.com with the whos and whys.40. Heather Maloney Heather Maloney is a performer and choreographer who grew up on an idyllic, organic farm…

Kristina, the Italian in Bows

Fashion Breakdown: Tights and bracelets from a small shop in Milan, earrings H&M, skirt, bag and jacket BCBG, and Steve Madden heels…

Five Miami Photographers to Focus on in 2011

With all that’s going on in the Miami, it seemed inevitable that the region’s stable of talented photographers would begin to rival the most varied and talented across the globe. In 2011, local talented photogs will continue shooting a variety of subjects, styles and situations. Maybe, it’s time you became…

Miami City Ballet’s Upper Room Brings Ballerinas to Grand Central

​Ballet isn’t all pointy objects and swan feathers, it’s also a visually fascinating, physically challenging art form. Now, thanks to Miami City Ballet, it’s also a nifty night on the town. MCB’s young professionals group, Upper Room, offers the sweet double deal of watching a unique performance and finishing off…

41. Jorge Rubiera

In honor of our MasterMind genius awards, Cultist proudly presents “100 Creatives,” where we feature Miami’s cultural superheroes in random order. Have suggestions for future profiles? Email cultist@miaminewtimes.com with the whos and whys.41. Jorge RubieraJorge Rubiera is the dictionary definition of a Renaissance man. Photography, music, writing, film, art, you…

O, Miami Wants to Put Poetry on Buses

The wheels on the bus go round and round — much like the shape of LeAnn Rimes’ latest purchases (how do you like that for a simile?). Isn’t word play fun? But you know what’s not fun? Riding the bus. Especially during rush hour traffic when it takes almost an…

Back to School: A Survival Guide

The first day of school kicks ass. Halls are filled with hustle, bustle, and motivated students. Walk into that classroom and your life can change. New friends could be made. New knowledge secured. This week Miami Dade College’s nine campuses opened. Others follow suit next week. The following Back to…

Best and worst theater of 2010

I am moving to New York City this week and I’m sad to go. From seats in the gloom of South Florida theaters, I’ve seen and heard extraordinary things. I’m forever grateful to those who enabled my constant attendance over the last four years — the directors, actors, set designers,…

White Material depicts a chaotic race war

White Material is a portrait of change and a thing of terrible beauty. The time is unspecified. The subject is the collapse of an unnamed West African state, and the protagonist, Maria, a French settler unflinchingly played by Isabelle Huppert, is the proprietress of a family-run coffee plantation. White Material…

Now playing: Casino Jack and Country Strong

The late George Hickenlooper’s Casino Jack is an improbably blithe cautionary tale, recounting the rise and fall of D.C. super-lobbyist Jack Abramoff. “You’re either a big-leaguer or you’re a slave clawing your way onto the C train,” the avid antihero (Kevin Spacey) tells his mirrored reflection in the pre-credit sequence;…