Ten Valentine’s Day Gifts That Say “I Want to Dump You”

We’ve all been there. Things aren’t going well in your relationship. Every time your boyfriend says your name, the hot metallic taste that precipitates vomiting fills your mouth. Or that sing-songy way your girlfriend wishes you “Good mor-ning!” It used to make you feel grateful to be alive. Now it…

ArtCenter/South Florida Accepting Submissions for Residency Program

Housing galleries and studios, ArtCenter/South Florida is situated on a bright and bustling corner of Miami Beach’s Lincoln Road. Inside, passersby can watch artists creating in their studios and purchase work from the makers directly. The gallery/studio space offers plenty of foot traffic and visibility year-round, and it attracts thick…

24. Aurora Natrix

In honor of our Artopia party on February 10, Cultist proudly presents “100 Creatives,” where we feature Miami’s cultural superheroes in random order. Have suggestions for future profiles? Email cultist@miaminewtimes.com with the whos and whys.24. Aurora Natrix When the budding British pinup model Aurora Natrix first walked into South Miami’s…

Flor Frances in Leather and Leopard

Fashion Breakdown: Black racer jacket from Zara, leopard print dress from Consigna, Argentina. Black shoes from Out of the Closet, purse from Argentina, heart lock necklace ​gift from a friend and heart shape earrings from antique store in Coconut Grove…

Five Best Miami Make-Out Spots for Valentine’s Day

Valentine’s Day is two weeks away. Good luck getting dinner reservations this late in the game. And those online gifts you bought, chances are they won’t arrive until February 15. But before you buy roses and cheap chocolates like every other amateur Casanova, Cultist is here to help stoke the…

25. Gean Moreno

In honor of our Artopia party on February 10, Cultist proudly presents “100 Creatives,” where we feature Miami’s cultural superheroes in random order. Have suggestions for future profiles? Email cultist@miaminewtimes.com with the whos and whys.25. Gean MorenoArtist and writer Gean Moreno is helping to shape the Miami art scene. Recently,…

Lady Gaga Smells Like Blood and Semen

​Yes, you read that headline correctly. According to Fashionista.com, Lady Gaga of the land “Telephone,” has her own perfume in the works. Apparently, she’s aiming for some seriously corporeal aromas and not the good kind (like babies). Rather, her eau de toilette will smell of blood and semen. We suppose the…

26. Yaddyra Peralta

In honor of our Artopia party on February 10, Cultist proudly presents “100 Creatives,” where we feature Miami’s cultural superheroes in random order. Have suggestions for future profiles? Email cultist@miaminewtimes.com with the whos and whys.26. Yaddyra Peralta”My ambition is for my poetry and fiction to exude the sweet muck of…

Primary Flight and Roa’s Giant Fossils and Animals

Roa is a Belgian street artist famous around the world for his animal graffiti. There’s even an entire Flickr group of thousands of images dedicated to documenting his work. This past December, he killed a football field worth of wall at Biscayne and 37th St for Primary Flight 2010.You gotta…