U2? Yes, Us Too.

At perhaps the classiest Irish pub in town, John Martin’s Pub, hear from UV, a U2 tribute band. Hear hits like “Sunday Bloody Sunday,” so melodic it can withstand the vocal chord distortion of a tribute band, never mind that the lyrics are about the massacre of Irish protesters by…

Time to Make the Doughnuts

Charming and humorous Superior Donuts, which opens this Saturday at GableStage at the Biltmore, tells the story of Arthur, a former ’60s radical who operates a rundown doughnut shop in uptown Chicago; and Franco, his young African-American employee. Arthur finds himself reminiscing about his youth and the city he grew…

Inkheads, Unite

When the newspaper industry finally crumples, clogging gutters along the road of history, what will people roll up and smack their dogs with when they’re bad? Laptops? No matter, because even when the presses for the last daily (or weekly) choke to a halt, the art of printmaking will live…

Wine

Don’t whine about wine, learn about wine. . . at a series of three classes taught by Dine Magazine wine editor Pat Sullivan at Norman’s 180 in Coral Gables. Classes are limited to 20 people and will be held on the second Wednesday of the month from March to May…

MTV Holds Miami Auditions for the Next Real World

Do you remember when reality TV used to mean something? If Julie from Alabama had been cast in a recent Real World and not the original season in 1992, she would have had to be a former child porn star with incurable hiccups. But 20 years ago, when the series…

2. Bert Rodriguez

Cultist proudly presents “100 Creatives,” where we feature Miami’s cultural superheroes in random order. Have suggestions for future profiles? Email cultist@miaminewtimes.com with the whos and whys.2. Bert RodriguezWhat can we say that December’s 3,600-word feature on Bert Rodriguez hasn’t? Since appearing on the cover of New Times mocking Kim Kardashian’s…

Real Housewives of Miami, Episode 2: Alexia Hates Hialeah

We might be getting a little ahead of ourselves, but it looks like this season of Real Housewives of Miami is actually getting good. Yes, the first episode was boring, but the second really stepped it up. Are we the only ones who feel this way?As an avid Housewives watching…

Wanda Sykes on Louis C.K., Hillbillies, and Hookers

She’s hard to watch, is a doody-head, and you can smell her B.O. through a television screen. Syke! Okay, now that we’ve got all the third graders’ attention, let’s talk some Wanda Sykes. She looks as cuddly as a koala bear but has a dry, sarcastic comedic timing that snaps…

Blue Valentine Asks, “Why Don’t We Get Drunk and Screw?”

When the MPAA gave Blue Valentine an NC-17 rating, cynics suggested that the so-called “kiss of death” was better publicity for the gently experimental marriage drama than anything famously crafty distributor Harvey Weinstein could buy. Then the rating was reversed–downgraded to an R without a single cut to the film–after…

3. Cristina Lei Rodriguez

Cultist proudly presents “100 Creatives,” where we feature Miami’s cultural superheroes in random order. Have suggestions for future profiles? Email cultist@miaminewtimes.com with the whos and whys.3. Cristina Lei RodriguezTake metallic, glam, almost glittery paint; add industrial-like structures that stretch in different directions, that form imaginary shapes, almost as if you…

Comic Con Celebrities Who Love and Hate Us

This weekend’s Miami Comic Con not only provided a chance to spend a lot of money, it also provided us the opportunity to speak with a slew of celebrities. And by slew we mean a handful, and by celebrities we mean “celebrities.”The cool thing about this was noting the difference…

Cookie Monster and Kirk Douglas Will Cohost 84th Academy Awards

Last night’s Oscars was a total snooze-fest. No shockers, all the winners were predictable, and host, Anne Hathaway, stood on stage all night like a jittery but beautiful bobble-head nervously attempting to pick up the charisma-slack for her co-host, James Franco, who was about as exciting as a movie called…