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You snooze, you lose, right? Well, not in the case of the The Red Thread, a new production opening at the kid-friendly PlayGround Theatre. When artistic director Stephanie Ansin snoozes, she creates. She wrote The Red Thread after Fernando Calzadilla, co-writer and production designer of the play, read to her…

Bar Fly

As kids, we dreamed about swinging on a trapeze and twirling through the air from the minute we showed up at the circus until leaving the big top. As adults, we’ve accepted that we have to forget about such silly pursuits. But as it turns out, we still have a…

Back to School

Florida International University has helped produce so many art stars that it makes sense to bring the talented alumni back. In his Aesthetics & Values seminar, professor John Bailly shows non-art majors how to curate their own exhibitions. This year, the young scholars worked with big names in the biz…

O, Miami’s P. Scott Cunningham Talks Poetry, Roast Pork, and Nazis

​P. Scott Cunningham is the founder of the University of Wynwood and, with a little help from his friends, is launching the first-annual O, Miami poetry festival this month. O, Miami’s goal is simple: to poetry bomb the entirety of Miami-Dade county’s roughly 2.5 million inhabitants every day for the…

Real Housewives of Miami, Episode 6: Larsa Calls the Witch, a Bitch

Last night’s 90 minute season finale of the Real Housewives of Miami begins with a glimpse of Elsa’s fabulous purple socks which temporarily blinds us with their utter awesomeness. Then we move into a scene where Cristy claims that Adrianna is an attention whore when Adrianna takes the attention away…

Jamie Kennedy Is Ready for Hecklers at Miami Improv

Malibu’s most wanted, Jamie Kennedy, loves the 305. And on Friday, the veteran comic kicks off a three-day, five-show engagement at the Miami Improv. He’s out supporting his latest Showtime comedy special, Jamie Kennedy’s Uncomfortable, but promises fans at the Miami shows will get to hear new material. “(The special’s)…

Words & Wine Returns to American Legion Tonight

Words & Wine, one of Miami’s strongest weekly poetry and artist gatherings, is back on at the American Legion following a two-week hiatus. Organizer and founding poet Nikki Rodriguez confirmed that the open microphone is staying put. “We considered other venues, but in the end, we really wanted to stay…

Ten Crazy Outfits Spotted at Ultra (PHOTOS)

Ultra is a post-apocalyptic world where a bottle of water costs more than a gallon of gas, grass is scarce, and everyone is fenced inside a city. Not only are there no responsibilities, there’s no judgment, which means you can dress however the freak you want. When you are under…

Lady Gaga Spotted Shopping on Lincoln Road…or Was She

Stop the presses: Lady Gaga went shopping on Lincoln Road yesterday. (And you thought the big news of the day was the passing of the U.S.’s first female vice presidential candidate, Geraldine Ferraro.) We don’t 100% believe that this understated lady with over-processed blond hair is actually the fame monster…

Michael Bay to Direct Angry Birds Movie? (Video)

Trend alert! Faux movie trailers. We’re hooked. Last week we pointed to SXSW’s film bumper Super Mario Bros., a Nintendo adaptation that looked like it was directed by Miranda July. This morning, we’ve spotted a movie trailer for Angry Birds the movie – if it were directed by Michael Bay…

From the Makers of Saw, Insidious Will Make You Jump, Jump

In Insidious, which opens this weekend, there is a great deal of prowling motion: a recurring sideways dolly outside an ominous house, a trench-coat-clad cacodemon pacing outside a second-story window. It’s the restless motion of a movie stalking its prey–you, dear viewer. A married couple, Josh and Renai (Patrick Wilson…

Ladies Kicking Ass on NW 24th Street

With all the parades, protests, rallies, and new legislation, we’re sure you’re quite aware that it’s still Women’s History Month, right? While this year’s theme is Our History Is Our Strength, this mural reminded us we could also go old-school and find lady power via swords, hemlets, and claymores (not…

Frost Art Museum Presents “Aesthetics & Values”

​Artist Antonia Wright recently participated in the Florida International University Honors College’s “Aesthetics & Values” exhibition. She found it to be a “phenomenal experience.” The students, none of which are art majors, curated a show which is currently up at FIU’s Frost Art Museum. Wright enjoyed working with the students…