Damaged Goods in Tricked-Out Ray Bans

Fashion Breakdown: Hat custom made for him at New York Hat Co., sunglasses Ray Bans, blazer, shirt and pants by Calvin Klein, shoes by Ferragamo (“my favorite”), and Gucci belt a gift from his sister…

Best Weekend Trips From Miami

Viva la long weekend! Except if you don’t start making plans soon, you’ll probably spend the next four days watching a Saved by the Bell marathon with a straw stuck in your Jimmy Buffet brand margarita machine. But planning a weekend trip from Miami ain’t easy. We’re surrounded by water…

Film Review: Hobo with a Shotgun Has Heart, Boobs, and Blood

​A nameless homeless man arrives at his new home by train. He enters what the chief of police calls “Fucktown” to which he welcomes the tramp before holding him down so that a couple of douchebags might carve the word “scum” into his chest.The film Hobo with a Shotgun was…

Five Best Places in Florida for a Lesbian Wedding (Once It’s Legal)

​Queers all over the states are cheering the fact that New York has legalized same-sex marriage, although, considering it is New York, you’d think they had jumped on the bandwagon before, oh, we don’t know, Iowa, maybe?Either way, it is a fantastic reason to celebrate (eight states down, only 42…

How to Party Like a Patriot This Fourth of July

Let’s here it for the Fourth of July! Not only is it our country’s birthday (still looking great at 235 years old), but it is perhaps the best holiday for partying while the sun is up. Nothing beats rounding up your posse for a day of hanging out, good company,…

Graphic Artist Mike Mills Starts Something New with Beginners

Playing an emotionally asphyxiated illustrator whose cancer-stricken dad comes out of the closet at age 75, Ewan McGregor looks positively yummy in this gay-is-OK dramedy from the distributor that brought us The Kids Are All Right. In fact, Beginners, a semi-autobiographical movie by SoCal skater-boy-turned-graphic-designer-and-filmmaker Mike Mills, has no shortage…

Candy Ride

For the second year in a row, Emerge Miami is taking sweet-toothed cyclists on a saccharine joy ride. On Saturday, the second Sweet Treats ride will take off from the Metromover Omni station, stopping at several sweets shops between the Design District and South Beach through 1 p.m. After experiencing…

Beginners: a gay-is-OK dramedy

Playing an emotionally asphyxiated illustrator whose cancer-stricken dad comes out of the closet at age 75, Ewan McGregor looks positively yummy in Beginners, a gay-is-OK dramedy from the distributor that brought us The Kids Are All Right. In fact, this semi-autobiographical movie by SoCal skater-boy-turned-graphic-designer-and-filmmaker Mike Mills has no shortage…

Larry Crowne: Tom Hanks ages into midlife obsolescence

For a movie called Larry Crowne, it sure is tough to get a solid read on the character of Larry Crowne. Directed, co-written by, and starring Tom Hanks in the title role, the film seems to want to be some kind of postrecessional pick-me-up, an “It Gets Better” video for…

Hobo With a Shotgun: nauseatingly violent sleaze

Pick a reason to balk at this spot-on, garishly threadbare paean to ’80s no-budget sleaze: It apes a genre that was already creaky when its director/co-writer, Jason Eisener, was still in nappies; it’s nauseatingly violent; it began life (and arguably should’ve finished it) as a mock trailer for faux-grindhouse gazillionaires…

The Drink Challenge

Four hundred wines. Fifteen countries. Two days. That’s the deal at this year’s Florida International Wine Challenge, where a panel of wine-swilling judges will pass out medals and you can pass out too, tasting your way through all of those wines, winners or not, this Friday and Saturday, July 8…

The Last Fourth

If you and your honey ever spent an evening whispering sweet nothings over a brace of stone crab claws while taking in the Miami skyline across a shimmering Biscayne Bay from your table at the Rusty Pelican, the final chance to see the old girl as you remember her (the…

Bayfront Fireworks Bonanza

It’s the largest show in town, as always, and the one you can’t miss if you’re a true patriot. We’re talking, of course, about America’s Birthday Bash at Bayfront Park. The biggest and baddest firework extravaganza starts at 9 p.m. but get their early if you want a good view…

South Beach Fireworks

If you’re brave enough to endure South Beach crowds, you’ll be rewarded with a concert stage and fireworks show at Eighth Street and Ocean Drive on South Beach. The concerts, featuring mostly jazz, begin at 6:30 p.m., and fireworks start at 9. Shuttles will be available to transport partiers to…

Fourth on the Key

Looking to to avoid inebriated patriots swerving all over the highways late at night, then you can’t do better than the Key Biscayne Fourth of July Parade. The parade begins at 11 a.m. on Crandon Boulevard at Harbor Drive with a flyover of jets and continues south to West Enid…

Happy Birthday, America

It’s the largest show in town, as always, and the one you can’t miss if you’re a true patriot. We’re talking, of course, about America’s Birthday Bash at Bayfront Park. The biggest and baddest firework extravaganza starts at 9 p.m. but get their early if you want a good view…

Wet Couture

Thongs are boring. What really get us excited are burqinis, that is, burqa-style bikinis. Perhaps it’s because the full-body spandex and built-in hoods remind us of superheros or that all that covered skin leaves so much to our filthy imaginations. On Wednesday, the eve of Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week Swim, we…

Glitch in the System

Clubbers, beware! Something wicked this way comes — an alien hybrid built out of the DNA of hip-hop, electro, jungle, and glitch, fused together via DSP wizardry and masterful laptop skills. With bowel-rupturing sub-bass, teeth-rattling beats, and mind-bending cuts, edits, and processing, it’s the aural equivalent of an industrial-strength cleanser:…

Crimson and Clover

Although she growled, “I don’t give a damn about my bad reputation,” Joan Jett’s rock prestige is actually pretty stellar. She joined the Runaways at age 15, befriended and recorded with the Sex Pistols, and produced the Germs. She was a pioneer in femme guitar tricks and was eventually honored…