Hot or Not: Wearing Steve Buscemi’s Face as a Dress

We’re going to be bold and admit that we have no idea what to wear to the Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week Swim this weekend. It recently occurred to us that our wardrobe compiled from the best of the clearance rack at Target may be unsuitable for an industry fashion event. It…

Five Sweatiest Scenes in Movie History

God damn it’s hot. So hot that the big guy upstairs doesn’t mind us using blasphemy to describe the weather lately — he’s even been going around Miami saying “how bout that heat” lately. And it’s that Miami hot. That utterly uncomfortable sticky kinda heat that can only be compared…

Cock Blocking and Other Reasons Why Google+ Fails as a Social Network

It was with eager anticipation last week that Google quietly rolled out its new Google+ social network. Currently in exclusive invitation-only mode, Google+ is limited to approximately everybody on the Internet. There is plenty of speculation with the launch of Google+ about whether it can be a “Facebook killer” with…

Michael Winterbottom’s The Trip Is an Improvised Faux-Reality Road Film

Cobbled together from a six-part BBC2 miniseries telecast last fall, The Trip is a talkative faux-reality road film largely improvised by funnymen Steve Coogan and Rob Brydon, playing versions of themselves, under the direction of Michael Winterbottom. The film opens at Miami Beach Cinematheque this weekend.The riff seems to have…

Jesse Eisenberg and Aziz Ansari Joke-Interview Each Other, Sort Of

Jesse Eisenberg and Aziz Ansari make us nervous. We can’t keep our mouths shut before they enter the room at the Fontainebleau, but once they’re in there, we get shy. The two actors are visiting Miami to promote their upcoming movie, 30 Minutes or Less, which is due out this August…

Graffiti Gone Global’s “The Pop Up” Redfines Street Art

Speed and efficiency have always been components of graffiti that shaped the art form — artists  frequently risked vandalism charges, so it was critical that murals be painted as quickly as possible during fly-by-night operations. That led to some of the key elements of graffiti such as long lines and…

Ashley From a Tribe Called Fresh

Fashion Breakdown: Top and skirt is her own design for Noble Experiment, shoes by Yves Saint Laurent, “naked lady” earring from a boutique on South Beach (“she’s my alter ego”), watch is vintage Rolex, ring by Chanel, necklace from the Maasai Tribe, and bracelets from Nepal both bought at the…

Want to Punch Octomom? Nadya Suleman to Box in South Florida

What is it about Florida and fucked-up moms? We either produce them, like once-alleged baby-killer Casey Anthony (not guilty our ass!), or we recruit them, like Nadya “Octomom” Suleman, also known as the human vagina with child. That’s right. She’s coming to town. Not sure about her brood, though.Turns out…

Broward’s Stage Door Theatre Taking Over the Byron Carlyle

Those who grew up in the Magic City in the ’70s and ’80s may remember the Byron Carlyle Theatre as the place to be to catch the latest flicks and blockbuster movies. That’s right, kids. Before all your fancy 500-screen theaters with your surround sound and $80-a-ticket IMAX 3-D multiplexes,…

Five Quintessentially Hipster Films Deconstructed

Trying to define “hipster film” is not really hipster. It goes against the independent subcultures that hipsters proclaim to inhabit. It’s like, whatever, suit. Fuck off, what do you know? However, hipsters are everywhere, including the mainstream. America’s socio-economic structure is shifting. We are evolving. Black presidents. Gay marriages. The…