Bras on Things That Don’t Wear Bras

Today is hump day! Yay! And what does that mean? Well, if you’re a normal member of society, it could just mean that it’s the middle of the work week creating a peak, or rather a hump, smack dab in the middle of five brutal days. Or, if you’re a…

Miami Stage Door Theatre Kicks Off with Campy Musical Suds

The Broward Stage Door Theatre company etched a name for itself on stages in Coral Springs and Wilton Manors by tackling some of Broadway’s bigger, more lavish productions and winning a 2011 Carbonell for best musical (Mack & Mabel).Now Stage Door is taking its talents to North Beach with the…

Cirque Éloize’s iD Will Make You Gasp and Jump, Jump

The essential measure of a good cirque production is how many times the audience gasps. And last night, at the first performance of Cirque Éloize’s iD at the Arsht Center, there were four such audible gasps. The first came about 15 minutes in, when one of the b-boy performers started…

Talking Vaginas and Other Low Points in the History of Douche

​Anybody happen to get a load of the new Summer’s Eve ‘Hail to the V’ advertisements for their brand of feminine hygiene products (video below)? Complete with talking vaginas with racially stereotypical voiceovers? Yikes. Way to make the ladies hail to the V, Summer’s Eve.Offending the African American and Hispanic…

Win Two Free Tickets to Cirque Éloize iD

There are many ways to battle: via clamors and guns, via rap a la 8 Mile, and in a spirited dance-off. In the world of Montreal performance troupe Cirque Éloize, rival gangs choose to battle via a circus-off — or, more aptly, a cirque-off. In iD, which opens tonight at…

Basketball Wives Episode 8: Tami Pops Meeka in the Face

Watching part two of the Basketball Wives vacationing is immediately interesting to watch. We are about to two months into this show and think about it: just a few weeks back, Tami Roman was ready to throw down with Evelyn Lozada. But in last night’s episode, she is so worried…

Compostable Swimsuits and Other Things That Don’t Make Sense But Do

​Yes, friends, the eco-friendly fashionistas of the world finally have their first compostable swimsuit. This is something you wear in water that breaks down naturally and feeds worms, and possibly make fish bellies grumble. Is it possible to think of something nuttier? Nair shampoo? Turns out, the beachwear isn’t such a…

RasaBoxes Classes Start Tonight at the PlayGround Theatre

Once, while watching a basketball game, Richard Schechner, a Tisch professor and artistic director of East Coast Artists, had an idea. If players could go from total calm on the bench, to completely in the game once on the court, then why couldn’t performers? Schechner devised RasaBoxes as a way…

Seven Hot GILFs in Honor of Gorgeous Grandma Day

Liver spots, colostomy bags, and Metamucil-breath. There are just so many things that can make a memaw beautiful. But according to gorgeousgrandma.com which declared last Saturday Gorgeous Grandma Day, blue hair and medical alert bracelets do not equate to straight-up sexiness. Apparently these are the qualities that make a granny…

Art on the Street: Hype Elite Dance Company

Many of Miami’s creatives are transient, showing up on our shores and disappearing as quickly as the tides. The Art on the Street series will document this overlooked and ever-changing element of South Beach culture.The actual distance between South Beach and Opa Locka may be only about 15 miles, but…

Five Texts That Test Whether Women Like to Sext More Than Men

Want to know which demographic most enjoys gift-wrapping toenail clippings in moist towelettes? There’s probably scientists right now securing grant money for just such a useless study. And consider this study reported by the New York Times in which two sociologists gave us a groundbreaking conclusion: Women are more likely…

Five Birthday Wishes For Miami This Sunday

The City of Miami turns 115 years old on Sunday. That seems old, we know, but really it’s quite young for a major metropolitan city in this country. Maybe that explains why our fair city, while an exotic, world famous tourist destination, brimming with potential, is still often viewed as…

Five Most Surprising Celebrity Breakups of the Past Decade

​When the news broke that Latin royalty Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony split, you could literally hear the cacophony of jaws dropping all over the 305. It seemed like JLo and MAnth would be together forever (we just made that up, like it?). The two singers just started shooting a reality…