Listen, we don’t care if you’re into whips, chains, swinging, cuckolding, cross-dressing, biting, tickling, or whatever else gets you off. But farting? C’mon, there’s nothing sexy about flatulence… or is there? TMZ is reporting that an amateur porn site wants to buy the rights to a three-second Dancing With the…
How bad is the economy? It’s so bad, little people (we Googled, it’s the politically correct term for dwarves) are willing to get thrown through the air by drunk people — as long as they get paid. Rep. Ritch Workman, R-Melbourne, is trying to get Florida’s dwarf-tossing ban lifted. He…
Can you smell that? It’s the scent of European art collectors and New York City hipsters, an aroma so powerful that it lingers in the Miami air for four days each year in December. We call it Art Basel. While we welcome the international bevy of fine, contemporary art, it’s…
Taco vendors, divorcees, and Bear Jews, oh my! Toss into the mix, a ball buster, a sprint through the Big Mango’s uncharted killing grounds, and a seasonally spooky fright fest and you have the makings of one of the more memorable culture creeps we can recollect since…well last month’s edition of Second…
Fashion Breakdown: Vintage top from C Madeleine’s, pants from a street market in Thailand, earrings and ring from Triian (“my buddies who make awesome jewelry here in Miami”), sandals from Kino’s handmade in Key West, and fanny pack from American Apparel…
Ever catch yourself watching Sesame Street and think, Cookie Monster is funny, but he needs more dick jokes? Well, don’t fret. Because Stuffed & Unstrung is what happens when Jim Henson’s puppets stop teaching kids the alphabet and start letting the expletives and adult-content humor fly. Boasting more than 80…
Last night, Wynwood was abuzz with openings, including one titled Dark Age Ahead, a pop-macabre multimedia installation at Fredric Snitzer Gallery. It was the work of local duo Viking Funeral, who oscillates between being “artists” and “musicians.” They create everything from video and art books to sound installations. And they…
Men don’t cry. And they don’t like love stories. Oh, yeah, and they hate all sentimental flap trap. That’s BS. Some of the most popular dick flicks of all time revolve around some schmaltzy love story and guys ball like babies when watching them. Whether it’s an epic love story…
Spooky Miami is a four-part series featuring supernatural, paranormal, and otherwise unexplained phenomena throughout Dade County.The Biltmore Hotel was the hotspot in sunny South Florida in the ’20s and ’30s, hosting celebrities, royalty, and U.S. President, Franklin D. Roosevelt.Despite it’s rise as an early-Miami oasis, two events in the building’s…
We recently caught up with Jaie Laplante, director of the Miami International Film Festival (MIFF), which screened some 140 features and short films at its festival earlier this year. He just returned from Spain, the final leg of his tour of the international indie-film circuit, in the hunt for films…
The Fall Foliage season in South Florida is one of the busiest times of the year. Visitors flock from all over the world to witness the beautiful changing of greens. Expect shades of green to a slightly different shades of green across the state, including the coastal areas and Everglades regions where…
Shut Up Little Man! at 0 Cinema October 6-9
3 at Miami Beach Cinematheque and Cosford Cinema October 7-9
Wynwood’s October 8 art walk has bear Jews and street hookers
In The Ides of March, Clooney’s political thriller, intrigue drowns out argument
House of Horror is much like a nightclub, except for the guy with the chain saw
If the mother-daughter age difference in The House of Bernarda Alba seems accurate, that’s because it is. Staged at the Arsht Center’s Carnival Studio Theater, Bernarda Alba is a first-time mashup between area stage actors and aspiring University of Miami theater students. A new bridge program between the Arsht Center…
Erika Eiffel is so named because in 2007 she married the Eiffel Tower. She’s an object-sexual, a person with a pronounced emotional and often romantic desire for a particular inanimate object. This might make you a little shy about your extreme affection for your Audi. But it’s more likely you’re…
What do you get when you mix artsy Coconut Grove with a Bavarian Oktoberfest and then send the mashup to a frat house? Grovetoberfest. This Saturday from 4 to 7 p.m., head to Peacock Park to celebrate all things beer. What can you do with beer? You can drink it…
Despite its mysterious-sounding name, the Sphinx Commissioning Consortium is not a secret society conspiring toward a new world order. It’s a group of nine American orchestras that commission a prominent black or Hispanic composer to create a new work each year. As part of the Sphinx ennead, New World Symphony…
The Fort Lauderdale Gay & Lesbian Film Festival opens Thursday at 7:30 p.m. with Dirty Girl at Cinema Paradiso. But if you prefer your ladies to be German lesbian vampires, you’ll find a few in We Are the Night, a Dennis Ganzel flick playing Saturday at the Manor. It’s one…
Miami has a lot to be proud of, especially in the department of fictitious vigilante serial killers. Seven years ago, Miami crime novelist Jeff Lindsay released Darkly Dreaming Dexter, the first installment in a series and the basis for Showtime’s wildly popular Dexter. Dexter Morgan is a forensic scientist with…
