Veggie Delight

Sometimes it’s good to take a break from the things you love. Separate vacations, a girls’ night out, or a vegetarian meal every now and then will make your significant other (and bacon) look so much more attractive. Learn to love veggies during Ayesha’s Kitchen Vegetarian Delights cooking class Saturday,…

Harvest Moon Over Miami

The gorgeous, sprawling Deering Estate will host its tenth annual Wine on Harvest Moon Saturday, Otober 15, from 7 to 10:30 p.m. This year’s theme “Taste, Tango, and Toast to the Andes” will celebrate food and wine from that region. Chef Timon Balloo of Sugarcane Raw Bar Grill will demonstrate…

Get Schooled

In the mid-’00s, guitarist and songwriter Benjamin Curtis enjoyed moderate success as one-fourth of Secret Machines. That New York act specialized in hefty, high-power space rock that never met an effects pedal it didn’t like. When Curtis split in 2007 to focus on his new project, School of Seven Bells,…

Old Man and His Sea

Ernest Hemingway went through four wives in three decades. But there’s one lady who stayed with him for almost 30 years — Pilar, his 38-foot motorized fishing vessel. The avid fisherman found the boat, hewn from Canadian fir and Honduran mahogany, in Cuba. As cataloged in the new book Hemingway’s…

Mascot of Univision

When comedian Kyle Grooms worked for Univision, he joked he was the only black man in the entire company and admitted he felt more like a mascot — “el negrito” — and less like an employee. That was more than ten years ago, when Grooms was holding a 9-to-5 as…

Monster Mayhem

On any given day, a costume party in Miami featuring an open bar is likely to end up a zoo of fratty, howling hyenas and sloppy, drunken pigs. So why not just cut the metaphors and party with some actual wild animals? Enter the Monster Masquerade at Zoo Miami. Here,…

Tatas of Yore

​Bras can be sexy and they can be cute, painful, or the wrong size. Bras. They’re usually pretty uncomfortable, but western women wear them almost everyday of their lives. Each bra speaks to a stage in our lives. The tiniest were usually first, the largest when we’re pregnant. They’re more…

Wizards of Odd

Last-minute holiday shopping is the worst, especially if you’re a wizard. The stores are so crowded that everybody steps on your robes. The pay-by-wand system is constantly on the fritz. Annoying children pull your beard and ask if they can sit on your lap — a clear indication it’s time…

Calling All Herbivores

Fairchild Tropical Botanic Garden wants to show you how to grow your own vegetables. At this weekend’s annual Edible Garden Festival, the botanical park will become a wonderland of edible delights. There’ll be lectures, workshops, and cooking demos so you can learn to plant, grow, and then enjoy the fruits…

Suck for Luck

With Miami Dolphins owner Stephen Ross’s continued misguided attempts to bring people to games by doing everything but putting a competitive team on the field comes his latest brain-busting idea. Because the Dolphins will host the Tim Tebow-led Denver Broncos this Sunday at Sun Life Stadium, why not have Gator…

Don’t Go Into the Light

“Do y’all mind hanging back? You’re jamming my frequencies.” Thus speaks the psychic medium Tangina as she tries to vanquish the spirits who’ve been terrorizing a suburban family in 1982’s perennial scare fest, Poltergeist. Eight-year-old Carol Anne, whose early warning — “They’re here” — went unheeded by her parents, has…

Village of a Million Corpses

The south tip of the USA has always been possessed: South Florida greed, South Florida debauchery, the mayhem. The Sunshine State can be dark, horrific, and haunting — and so will be the War Memorial on Friday and Saturday. The Village of Horrors has gotten inspiration from many dreadful places…

New Therapy Is Scare-apy

This Halloween, you may benefit greatly from one of the many therapeutic disciplines available. This Halloween, you can acknowledge — and “make friends with” — all the demons sneaking around your subconscious. Which of these hypothetical settings seems most frightening to you: (A) The dark and swampy lands of old-time…

Altogether Ooky

Unlike Herman Munster, the Addams Family did not spring to life with a bolt of lightning. They evolved over time from the primordial soup of cartoonist Charles Addams’s imagination. His single-panel comics about the humorously macabre family eventually became an appropriately twisted domestic sitcom in the ’60s and then a…

Million Dollar Babies

Colby Katz’s discomfiting solo show, “Forever Babies,” on view at Carol Jazzar Contemporary Art, has to rank right up there with the ghoul’s petrified paw paintings in terms of the creep factor. Katz, who for about a decade was New Times main photog in Miami and Fort Lauderdale, typically documents…

Miniatures

In “​It Takes All This to Be Me,” his first solo project since 2007, Kenton Parker transports viewers to the City of Angels’ hardscrabble streets with work that swallows then vomits mainstream cultural imagery, subverted with aggressive visual and textual commentary. With his wacky installations, films, sculpture, and wall-based works,…