Say you were to compile a list of celebrities who notoriously don’t give a damn, Tracy Morgan would probably appear damn near the top. And that’s why we love him. Morgan’s eccentric personality and outrageous antics are wildly entertaining. The dude’s filter is nonexistent and we’re convinced that his 30…
Fashion Breakdown: On Carolina (left): glasses by Stella McCartney, top, pants, boots – LF (“on sale!”) and nail polish color Mink by Essie. On Jacqueline (right): top from ISA Boutique, jeans and boots from LF, bracelets and the initial charm found at Launch Arte Market, bag is Marc by Marc…
When she’s not “cleaning toilets, mopping floors, and emptying the trash bins” at the Los Angeles County coroner’s office, Lindsay Lohan’s running around naked inside a Beverley Hills mansion. TMZ has confirmed that LiLo is posing for Playboy, tastefully spreading her legs for an upcoming issue of the venerable gentleman’s…
What do you do when your head designer turns out to be blatantly anti-Semitic? Well, first you fire him. Then you hope for a reputation makeover. Christian Dior is collaborating with a German artist for a pop-up shop in the Design District during Art Basel Miami Beach. These kind of…
People have always been fascinated by the dark side of things,” says actor Douglas Sills, one of the stars of The Addams Family, which opens tonight at the Arsht Center. There’s a jovial dread that surrounds this macabre creation, which began as a simple cartoon that satirized the American family…
After a week absence, we our back in the saddle with this week’s Dancing With the Stars recap. Where were we last week? Our DVR messed up and didn’t record, most likely rejecting the theme of ’80s week as if it were a surgical malady. Or perhaps our DVR knew…
Colson Whitehead, best known for his 2009 novel Sag Harbor, recently released a novel about zombies, Zone One. The book challenges literary conventions and may very well represent a change in perspective from the literary establishment toward genre novels. Spanning three days in a post-apocalyptic world, the story deftly handles traditional…
When it comes to beautiful things, it’s better to look and not touch than to not look at all, right? That’s the thinking behind this guide to the host of classy vintage furniture shops in North Miami known in some circles as “20th Century Row.” Previously, we brought you Part…
The first ever Wynwood Art Fair this past weekend reminded me of one of the early incarnations of the Coconut Grove Art Festival. But rather than stalls filled with ceramics, macramé, and watercolor landscapes, this eye-popping affair boasted bleeding-edge art everywhere. The weather was postcard-perfect and on Sunday, young families…
On Tough Love Miami, the womenn take no time in getting the party started. In the first 30 seconds of last night’s show, Steve Ward announces that one of the days challenges is going to be a sexy photo shoot. This can’t be too hard when most of your contestants,…
Shopping malls and haunted houses can be incredibly scary, but a combination of the two, that’s just downright terrifying. Welcome to Doral. If you’re a sucker for deep-fried frights, rickety, fly-by-night carnival rides, and hired talent scaring the piss out of you, you know the beginning of fall triggers the…
Set in the Everglades and steeped in “swamp gothic” surrealism, the show follows a struggling alligator-wrestling family in a rapidly changing Florida.
The goal of Halloween is basically to transform yourself into some sort of sexualized version of a movie character, like sexy Darth Vader, or horny version of any profession, for that matter–like sexy garbage man.It’s doable. It’s the only day of the year you can show every part of your…
Fashion Breakdown: Both shirts from Goodwill, black mini from Ross, burgundy pants from Target, combat boots from army store, his shoes from Journey’s, and his studded belt from Japan…
You can’t spell “heart of the city” without “art.” And the inaugural edition of the Wynwood Art Fair proves it. We know the Lotus House women and children’s shelter, which all proceeds benefit, but so will all the people who flocked to NW Sixth Avenue to get in on the…
Miami City Ballet opened the season last night with a program of favorites that covered a wide range of modern and contemporary ballet choreography from classic Balanchine to sexy Jerome Robbins and from stately Christopher Wheeldon to sassy Twyla Tharp. The Friday night performance also revealed that the company’s greatest…
So the Miami-set and filmed Charlie’s Angels got the boot, but at least we still have Magic City. According to the trailer for the first episode (posted after the jump), the Starz drama begins on New Year’s Eve in 1959, the same day Fidel Castro took over Cuba. In our…
In honor of our People Issue, which will hit newsstands and computer screens November 24, Cultist presents “Miami Backstage,” where we feature some of the city’s behind-the-scenes culture makers. Have suggestions for future profiles? Email cultist@miaminewtimes.com with the whos and whys. Joseph AdlerJoseph Adler may be the saving grace of…
Can you haiku? Join local journalist and former Miami New Times food critic Jen Karetnick, in conjunction with Next@19th, as they host Rooftop Chaiku (“chai” is a Hebrew word meaning “life” or “living,” for all you gentiles. It’s also the name of a damn fine spice milk tea, but that’s…
We know you work hard everyday. The boss is constantly on your back and rarely, if ever, cuts you any slack. Trust us, we look forward to the weekend just like you. We can’ get enough of that jumping music, those slick DJs, the fog machines, and laser rays. Freestyle…
When you need a dresser, don’t march like a boring bourgeois zombie toward the nearest IKEA or Target. Why bring home another lame piece of furniture when you can score one with character and history, sometimes for the same lump of loot? North Miami is a neighborhood brimming with troves…
[jump] 5. Mummies Are Better Than Zombies Here’s a good transitional monster for those apprehensive about adjusting their supernatural creature intake. It’s a scary step, but think about it: Mummy’s are baaasically zombies with a cooler costume–love the bandages,baby. They’re so 1999 BC– and a sexy and/or mystical ancient Egyptian mythology. 4…
