What Boogie Machines These Mortals Be!

William Shakespeare’s A Midsummer Night’s Dream is a moonlit tale set in the woods of Fairyland, featuring the playful and incorrigible Puck. It’s a popular play performed on many stages across the world. But no one does Midsummer quite like The Donkey Show, opening Friday at the Adrienne Arsht Center…

Skrawberry’s Guide to Staying in Sexy Stripper Shape

You know Miami stripper Skrawberry for her rap skills, her political commentary, and of course, her sexy moves on the pole. Now, you’ll also know her for her sound advice. In this weekly column, Skraw responds to readers’ questions about life, love, and beyond. Got a question for Skraw? Hit…

Ten Innovations That Changed the Summer Forever

There are so many hallmarks of the Summer, like the Olympics, or the further fracturing of the American populace during the lead up of the Presidential Elections. But there are plenty of other, less noticeable signs of the season that we all take for granted — because they’ve been around…

Ruben Ubiera’s Signature Gorilla Will Grace Two More Miami Murals

See Ruben Ubiera’s New Wynwood Mural Combines Gorillas, Locals, and Latin Culture.Since being voted Best Street Artist in New Times’ Best of Miami 2012 polls (an experience he calls “humbling”) Ruben Ubiera has been keeping busy with murals, public art, and gallery work alike. The gorilla is on the rise,…

Alessandra Gold Brings StyleWeek to Miami

As much as you might like to deny it, you’ve probably caught at least one of these shows while flipping channels: Project Runway, Fashion Star, Launch My Line, Remodeled, Running in Heels, 24-Hour Catwalk, America’s Next Top Model. Fashion is unavoidable in the media, and Miami is taking notice.StyleWeek Resort,…

Furby Returns: The Five Creepiest Toys From Our Childhood

Childhood should be a time of innocence, joy, and wonder. But for generations, toy-makers have tortured impressionable children with the likes of terrifying playthings that would strike fear into the heart of Chuck Norris himself. One such toy, the Furby, is making a modern-day return to toy-store shelves. (We weep…

The Donkey Show at Arsht Is a Midsummer Night’s Disco

The mere mention of anything called The Donkey Show invokes thoughts of some shady, underground Tijuana bar where alcohol is served from bottles marked with a giant X, and the main attraction features a woman and her pet donkey doing illicit things to each other. (What, that’s not the first…

Five Freaky Sex Acts You Probably Didn’t Know Existed (NSFW)

Summer in Miami: It’s hot. It’s wet. It’s sticky. It’s steamy. Many people would consider it gross. And no, we’re not talking about the weather.Reports of unusual behavior in South Florida’s bedrooms (and bathrooms, and other rooms) have increased significantly since the start of the summer. And by “unusual,” we…