Ride On

Celebrity Bikers sounds like the premise for a new VH1 reality show. But even better than cheesy scripted drama, it’s the idea behind the upcoming Kiehl’s LifeRide for amFAR, a nine-day charity motorcycle ride to benefit HIV/AIDS research. Lucky for us locals, this year’s ride kicks off in our neck…

Miami Stylin’

As much as you might like to deny it, you’ve probably caught at least one of these shows while flipping channels: Project Runway, Fashion Star, Launch My Line, Remodeled, Running in Heels, 24-Hour Catwalk, America’s Next Top Model. Fashion is unavoidable in the media, and Miami is taking notice. StyleWeek…

Eat Up to End Hunger

Foodies, carve out a few new notches in your belts. Miami’s finest chefs are about to fill our city’s collective stomach in the name of hungry children everywhere. Appallingly, there are more than 637,000 kids in Florida who don’t know when or where they’ll eat again. Share Our Strength’s Taste…

Not Just a Pretty Face

When Kelly Carrington returns to her old South Florida stomping grounds to show her designs at the 2012 Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week, she’ll boast a far more, uh, diverse background than most of the other fashion designers. Carrington, who was Playboy’s October 2008 Playmate of the Month, is today the founder…

Little Festival, Big Message

Indio, California, has Coachella; Chicago has Lollapalooza; Manchester, Tennessee, has Bonnaroo; and Washington has Sasquatch. All are good music and arts festivals, but the one thing holding them back from being great is frequency — they happen only once a year (two if you count Coachella’s identical lineup on consecutive…

Memoirs of a School Security Guard

Talk to any person associated with the Miami-Dade school system long enough, and you’re bound to hear enough rants, complaints, and unanswerable questions to fill a book. Local musician, artist, and writer Tony Kapel, who also happens to work in the school system, is proof. He compiled and fictionalized his…

Balls to the Wall

Street ballers who think they can slam-dunk like Shaq, dribble like D-Wade, or wrap-around like Kobe now have the chance to take to the courts and show the pros who’s boss. Red Bull’s King of the Rock competition is bringing its qualifier to the Magic City, giving 64 lucky local…

Art Walk South

Artist Nestor Arenas can often be found trolling the Tamiami Trail near the Everglades, searching for the fresh roadkill he uses to create the dioramas he later photographs. Some of his eye-popping pictures have included pythons attacked by phalanxes of toy soldiers, and mutant grasshoppers tearing through a back yard…

Above-Average Art

If the Picasso knockoff you bought at Target just isn’t bringing your shag pad together the way you want, it’s time to explore a more average décor arrangement. Not “average” as in ordinary; “average” as in Average Joe. This Sunday, Yo Miami is reviving its gallery show of normal-person-priced masterpieces,…

Good Morning, Starshine

If you lived through the 1960s, you remember the hippie counterculture, the explosive sexual revolution, and the protests against the American government for the sake of world peace. Or maybe you don’t. There were a lot of drugs back in the day. On the other hand, if you didn’t live…

Big Fat Disappointment

The Miami Marlins kicked off their inaugural season with a flair of pomp, spectacle, and a gaudy home-run sculpture that lights up and spews water after every dinger and team win. They had a brand-new stadium, brand-new uniforms, new faces on the team, a new manager, and their very own…

The Ultimate Bikini Bash

For South Florida’s foodies, there’s the South Beach Wine & Food Festival. Dade County art-aholics get to fawn all over themselves at Art Basel. The film-o-philes of the three-oh-five spend a couple of weeks each year inside the dark arthouses of the Miami International Film Festival. So what do the…

I Thee Bed

Sarah Polley’s second feature, Take This Waltz, thoughtfully probes the pitfalls of coupledom and third-party threats. Five years into their marriage, Torontonians Margot (Michelle Williams) and Lou (Seth Rogen) have regressed fully into sexlessness — heat and mystery having been supplanted by baby-talking, bathroom-oversharing, and weirdly aggressive verbal game-playing. For…

Whatta Man

From involuntary erectile reactions to not even being able to get it up, the stuff men deal with on the daily isn’t always a picnic. Ladies, admit it: sometimes, dudes have it rough. Not convinced? A couple of guys are taking to the Actors’ Playhouse stage to demonstrate — by…

Odd and Outlandish

When you plan to visit an art museum, particularly one that tends to showcase the modern era, you expect to see some weird stuff mixed in with the traditionally pretty paintings, sculptures, and assorted doodads. But the Frost Art Museum at Florida International University (10975 SW 17th St., Miami) has…