More Hair spray Than Hairspray

OK, so this summer’s film version of Rock of Ages was pretty much a bomb — a star-studded, $75-million quagmire that, if it’s lucky, might receive a consolation-prize Oscar nomination for costumes or sound mixing. It’s unfortunate that this messy adaptation was most audience members’ introduction to the otherwise winning…

Thirty’s Company

South Florida has a rich history of bringing same-sex plays to the stage, but theater about the transgendered? Their glass ceiling has yet to be fully broken. Which is why a play like Doug Wright’s Pulitzer Prize-winning I Am My Own Wife, which will be presented by Zoetic Stage this…

Miami’s Five Spookiest Halloween Attractions

Miami has a country-wide rep for being a scary place. Not only is the thought of our multi-cultural population a political conservative’s worst nightmare, but the “Miami Zombie” incident earlier this year didn’t do much help to win favorable opinions across the nation, either.Whatever. If there’s one thing Miami is…

Airport 24/7: Miami: Guns, Peanut Butter, and Doo-Doo at MIA

Airport 24/7: Miami is the Travel Channel’s latest reality send-up, following a rag-tag bunch of airport employees at our very own MIA.& The series premiere introduces us to the cast of characters and laid down a good framework for a season which is certain to be rife with “only in…

Design Miami 2012 Visitors Will Enter Beneath A Giant Inflatable Canopy

In 2011, Design Miami attendees who tired of wandering around Fendi’s cloth furniture and scoping out the Audi on the light-up flooring congregated outside the fair’s entrance inside a giant wooden structure, sort of an open-air cave for artsy hipsters.In 2012, we predict, they’ll mostly just stand around outside and…

Broke Versus Airport 24/7: Miami: What to Watch Tonight

As South Florida’s film industry continues to develop, locals have more and more chances to see a slice of Miami on their tv screens each night. Two made-in-Miami projects debut tonight, in fact: Rakontur’s 30 for 30 documentary Broke, and Travel Channel’s reality series Airport 24/7: Miami.See also:- Billy Corben…

Miami’s Five Best (and Cheapest) First-Date Attractions

When it comes to first dates and getting to know the real person behind a potential mate’s OkCupid profile, sometimes dinner and a movie just don’t cut it. It doesn’t take Dr. Phil to figure out that a boring courtship can lead to a boring relationship life, which of course…

The Ten Hottest Tricked-Out Rides at the Nurotag Car Expo

Nurotag brought import, luxury, sport, domestic, exotic and retro cars to woo auto geeks at Wynwood’s Soho Studios Saturday. And it wasn’t just a showcase — the audience got to decide the winner of “Best in Show” by tweeting and Instagraming their favorite car’s unique hashtag, which was visible on…

Dexter, Season Seven Episode One: Last Night’s Five Biggest Spoilers

For fans of bloodthirsty murderers, noirish narration, and vigilante justice, last night was a long-awaited holiday. Dexter, Showtime’s drama about a serial killer who kills serial killers, returned with a season seven premiere that might foreshadow one of the best seasons yet.Past seasons of the show have dragged a bit…

Four Fall Activities You’ll Only Find in South Florida

After a long, internal-organ-fryingly hot summer, fall has finally arrived here in the Magic City. Sure, our climate conditions have remained relatively the same since July — rain, sunshine, rain, more rain, you know the drill. But soon, we’ll be lounging by the pool on those perfectly balmy days that…

Miami’s Five Biggest Sapingos: September Edition

Last Sunday morning, estaba cojiendo tremenda nota en after hours y la nota me dio una idea to dedicate one of my weekly articles to naming the five biggest sapingos in Miami for each month.See also:- Pepe Billete’s Guide to After Hours- Pepe Billete’s Open Letter to Micky Arison- Pepe…