The Ten Best Miami Theater Productions of 2012

It was a difficult year for theater in Broward and Palm Beach counties. Plantation’s Mosaic Theatre, whose sudden closure was announced this month, was the third quality company to shutter for various reasons, after the Caldwell in Boca Raton and the Promethean in Davie. Luckily, Delray’s Theatre at Arts Garage…

Zaha Hadid Skyscraper to Replace Downtown BP Station (Photos)

Downtown Miami’s about to get another exciting upgrade. Renowned architect Zaha Hadid will design her first skyscraper in the Western Hemisphere across from the new Museum Park, investors Gregg Covin and Louis Birdman announced yesterday. The new tower will rise at 1000 Biscayne Blvd., on the site of the current…

“The 12 Days of Christmas In Miami,” According to Hialeah Haikus (Video)

Christmas in South Florida isn’t exactly your traditional celebration. There’s no softly falling snow, no chestnuts roasting on open fires, and hot cocoa just doesn’t taste the same in 80-degree weather. But the folks behind Hialeah Haikus, the collection of funny-because-it’s-true verse that made Miami actually want to read poetry…

H&M Opens to Throngs of Shoppers in Aventura

H&M continued its South Florida domination with Friday’s opening of a new location in the shopping Shangri-La known as Aventura Mall. With two massive outposts of the Swedish brand opening less than a month apart, it seems that no one can stop affordable fashion from infiltrating Miami. Throngs of eager…

Amy Seimetz Gets Hypnotized, Premieres Sun Don’t Shine at Borscht

“Anyone in here ever have any experience with hypnosis?” comedy hypnotist, Rich Alexander, asked the audience before he “zapped” filmmaker Amy Seimetz at Borscht’s screening of her directorial debut, Sun Don’t Shine, at O Cinema.With Borscht’s ever-unconventional methods of promoting experimental indie film work, it’s no surprise that a screening…

Borscht Film Festival: The Good, the Bad, and the WTF

When Borscht 8 wrapped up Saturday night, just about every person pouring out of the Arsht Center had a smile on his face. The festival, which screened 20 films in total, drew a sizable, vocal crowd who cheered on their favorite films and filmmakers. And with good reason — even…

Shaq Pranks Finesse Mitchell, Goes Laser Crazy at Comedy Jam Party

Shaq went on a laser blasting rampage at the upscale Fontainebleau club Arkadia Saturday night. The guy’s a prankster, and no one can stop him.His platinum selling All-Star Comedy Jam was in the house with Courvoisier to celebrate a successful year of touring.Comedians Lavar Walker, Capone, and Finesse Mitchell cracked…

House Of Thunder Motorcycle Shop Revs Into Miami

Motorcycles, excepting steam powered and diesel fuelers, were invented in Germany in 1885. The Reitwagen housed an internal combustion engine that burned petroleum fuel. Hot chicks have been attracted to them ever since. So it’s only right that Hamburg, Germany’s Erik Vauth and his House Of Thunder dealership moves into Wynwood…

The NBA Joins Chris Bosh in Threatening to Sue the Borscht Film Festival

The folks at Borscht Corp. are having a tough couple weeks. First, they received a cease-and-desist letter from Chris Bosh, the subject of artist Bleeding Palm’s trippy homage Adventures of Christopher Bosh in the Multiverse, just weeks before tonight’s planned Bosh Film Festival. Then, earlier this week, they experienced trouble…

The Ten Best Things to Do in Miami This Weekend

Matt & Kim are back! The DWNTWN Miami Concert Series is still happening. Borscht 8 is tomorrow. New Found Glory came home. Who said life after Basel was impossible? One of the many beauties of the Magic City is that no matter what, there is always something to do. In…