If you love bikinis, basketball, or women who get into both, Christmas has come early for you this year. The Miami Spice Bikini Basketball team has chosen its roster, and we’re serving up photos and interviews of 12 of its newly named members. Consider it our Christmas gift to you…
Well, we’re still here. We are not biting the dust as a species in a giant fireball as the Mayans (or whatever nervous pessimist who interpreted the end of the Mayan calendar) predicted. And that’s a good thing — and not just because we all get to, y’know, keep living…
Beneath the surface of even the squeakiest clean chick is a dirty girl waiting to get out. And with opportunities to unleash our inner Ke$ha so few and far between, the Dirty Girl Mud Run is screaming for women everywhere to get their dirt on. According to the founders, this…
I hadn’t seen The Nutcracker since I was a little girl. That performance, staged at the university that anchored the Western Pennsylvania town where I grew up, made only the lightest impression on me at the time. Other than there being a gigantic nutcracker statue and a very confusing plot…
If you love bikinis, basketball, or women who get into both, Christmas has come early for you this year. The Miami Spice Bikini Basketball team has chosen its roster, and we’re serving up photos and interviews of 12 of its newly named members. Consider it our Christmas gift to you…
This morning’s just filled with good news. First of all, the world didn’t end. Secondly, you’re likely looking at four whole days off when you clock out of work today. And lastly, but perhaps most exciting, it’s Mastermind Awards season again. New Times’ Mastermind Awards seeks to give back to…
Well kids, we made it! Our little Real Housewives of Miami made it through an entire second season. Remember season one, when we got six lousy episodes (and they sure were lousy)? This was not that. This was one weepy, crazy, dirty, super-smiley (thanks, Karent), blowjob-innuendo-y, bitchslap-filled dramafest, and sweet…
Santa’s pissed the world didn’t end. He was counting on going out with a bang last night so he could finally let loose and not have to be accounted for every fu*king year. But no. We’re all still here. We still have to pay the rent. We still have to…
Traveling during the holiday season is a giant pain in the arse, but mama wants to see you, and it would be uncouth not to pay her a visit during the holidays. So you travel — amidst 117,000 other daily jetsetters coming into and flying out of Miami International Airport,…
If you love bikinis, basketball, or women who get into both, Christmas has come early for you this year. The Miami Spice Bikini Basketball team has chosen its roster, and we’re serving up photos and interviews of 12 of its newly named members. Consider it our Christmas gift to you…
Even as America continues to cede its manufacturing power to Asia, we remain the world’s number one producer of Wayanses. Of them, Marlon Wayans has distinguished himself as the leading purveyor of topical comedy dans la mode Wayans in his standup and Scary Movie series. But when New Times spoke…
The first Monday after Basel some shop owners woke up feeling grateful that they let great street artists use their walls as canvases. The rest kicked the curb and cursed their graffiti tag-bombed storefronts.There’s no shortage of new paint on the walls around Wynwood, but many old standbys remain. From…
The first trailer for Pain & Gain, the Michael Bay pet project starring Mark Wahlberg and Dwayne Johnson and filmed in Miami, was released yesterday. And before you put your film snob nose in the air at the idea of Bay, Johnson, and Wahlberg collaborating, you might want to watch…
While matzah balls are usually served solely with chicken soup, the term has taken on a new meaning for Jewish singles looking for a little entertainment on Christmas eve. This annual “MatzoBall” treats partygoers to old school tunes and a smorgasboard of potential matches. See also: Free Events This Week:…
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