Eddie the Eagle Is No Cool Runnings

In the Winter Olympics, ski jumping is one of those sports — bobsledding and luging are others — where Joe and Jane Satellite Dish cannot tell the difference between a great performance and a terrible one unless the athlete is carried away on a stretcher. No doubt there are crucial…

Nine Miami-Based TV Shows We Wish Netflix Would Revive

When your favorite television show calls it quits, the struggle is real. That particular night of the week that was once filled with joy, now feels empty without it. It’s akin to someone breaking up with you. You lost the love of your life, and you wish you could just…

The Ten Types of People You Meet at Model Beach Volleyball 2016

The annual Model Beach Volleyball Tournament went down on Miami Beach this past weekend, February 20 through 21. For the seventh year in a row, beautiful people donned bathing suits and battled competing talent agencies. We’re not sure who won, and really, we don’t know who would care. The real…

Miami Beach Unveils William Lane-Designed Lifeguard Stands

Miami Beach today unveiled four new lifeguard stands to go along with the 31 towers that dot the beach from 87th Street to South Point.  The new stations, two of which are pictured above and below, are the designs of architect William Lane, who began working on them more than…

Cuban Artists Shine at the Miami Mini Maker Faire, Hosted by YoungArts

For Cuban musician and Fabrica del Arte Cubano (FAC) founder, X Alfonso, art exists in a multidisciplinary space. The Havana based business brings this sensory experience to Vedado’s early 20th century government electricity building every week; screening films and hosting visual artists all in the same venue. It’s a testament…

A Defense of Togetherness’ Blinding Whiteness

In a September interview with GQ, Constance Wu, star of NBC’s Fresh Off the Boat, observed of the HBO series Togetherness, “It’s a show about white people.” She’s not wrong: Created by indie-film luminaries Jay and Mark Duplass, along with the actor Steve Zissis, Togetherness is a low-key look at…

The Best Things to Do in Miami This Weekend

The best time of the week is finally here — the weekend — and Miami offers just about every activity. On the music front, you can catch DJ Craze at Rec Room, Erick Morillo at Story, Bryan Adams at The Fillmore Miami Beach, and Paul Oakenfold at LIV. On Saturday and…

Jesse Owens Inspires, but Race Stumbles to the Finish Line

There is precisely one attempted coup de cinema in the Jesse Owens biopic Race, which otherwise defaults to the backlot handsomeness of other Great Men tributes from Hollywood. In 1935, Owens (Stephan James), a freshman sensation on the Ohio State University track team, returns to the locker room after practice…

A Comparatively Nuanced Faith-Based Drama, Risen Still Preaches to the Choir

The centerpiece of Hail, Caesar!’s mid-century Hollywood satire is the eponymous film-within-a-film itself, an overwrought biblical epic in which a skeptical Roman centurion played by George Clooney has a literal come-to-Jesus moment. Risen, whose plot can be described in exactly the same way, never inspires one of its own. Co-writer/director…