Notice of Eviction

If you sat through three hours of the Tony Award- and Pulitzer Prize-winning, mega-publicity-hyped musical that promised to change the face of Broadway forever only to wonder, “Is that all there is?” — read on. If you heard about the ballyhoo last week at Miami Beach’s Jackie Gleason Theater of…

Henry, Portrait of a Serial Filmmaker

Henry Jaglom offers everything that Americans hate about French cinema — the foppish characters, the glacial pace — but with little of their philosophical depth or visual daring. Additionally, he regurgitates the annoying qualities of Woody Allen’s films — the self-absorption, the feigned feminism, the pretentiousness — without remotely approaching…

Third-Degree Burns

The flimsiest hustle in movie promotion today is that independent films are starved for mainstream attention. The truth is that such films often have an open field when it comes to big-city media. Major studios are usually unable to deliver a finished print of a would-be blockbuster until two or…

Game Theory

In the production notes for Spike Lee’s new He Got Game, the filmmaker is quoted as saying, “I don’t think I’ve ever done a film that is just about one thing….” That’s true: Usually he’s able to cram in two or three things. In He Got Game, for example, there…

The Real Secret History

For more than a century, her adherents and admirers have characterized her as being ahead of her time. Way ahead. Light-years ahead. Maybe. She was certainly of her time. Studied extensively with Tibetan monks. Tramped all over the Far East, Middle East, Europe, and what was still considered the New…

Night & Day

thursday may 7 Pre-Millennium Tension, the most recent release from Tricky, is classic trip-hop: cut-and-paste soundscapes made up of elements borrowed from dance music, rock, electronica, and hip-hop — all of it suffused with haunting angst. In truth, Tricky virtually birthed trip-hop in the late Eighties with Massive Attack and…

Folk Lure

As a singer and keyboard player with the folk-pop band Legacy, Ellen Bukstel Segal learned long ago how to work a room. Unfortunately most of the rooms in which her band performed were not exactly conducive to listening to music — even playing it, for that matter. They were cramped,…

Our Cinema, Ourselves

Just what we need: another film festival. As if we weren’t already drowning in them. Miami Film Festival. South Beach Film Festival. Latin American Film Festival. Italian Film Festival. Brazilian Film Festival. Anti Film Festival. And the Fort Lauderdale International Film Festival, which runs for approximately seventeen weeks, being international…

Harmonic Convergence

“Miami is kind of considered a cultural wasteland. But there really is a lot of culture here — it’s just so spread out. There is no unity within the different cultures. That is what we want to create.” So declares Mehndi (henna tattoos) body artist Fiona Troope, speaking for herself…

Night & Day

thursday april 30 In the 1930s art dealer Ambroise Vollard and Pablo Picasso struck a bargain. Picasso would create 100 engravings for Vollard; in exchange the dealer would return to Picasso a clutch of the artist’s paintings. Vollard got a good deal, as evidenced by Picasso: The Vollard Suite, now…

Misery Loves Company

Victor Hugo’s 1862 novel Les Miserables, which he began in 1845, runs to around 1500 pages in most editions. The most recent film version — there have been five other adaptations for movies or television — runs a bit under two and a half hours. It’s an expert piece of…

The Last American Virgin

With I Love You, Don’t Touch Me!, first-time filmmaker Julie Davis has made a low-budget movie about love and abstinence among under-30s that takes its cues less from the work of her generational peers — Noah Baumbach’s Kicking and Screaming (1995) or Kevin Smith’s Chasing Amy (1997), for instance –…

Rocky Road

Antisemitropolis is the city Hitler never built. Blame that on playwright Dan Kagan, who imagines it as the name the Nazis gave their section of Heaven — “a place with only people like them,” explains Jerry, a character in Kagan’s spirited black comedy Antisemitropolis, now getting its world premiere at…

Honoring Isadora

“She was able to really find a vocabulary that clearly communicated her ideas.” FIU dance professor Andrea Mantell-Seidel is talking about American dance enfant terrible Isadora Duncan. “She believed in the Greek ideal of developing the body, spirit, mind, and emotions — one not sacrificed to the other. The spirit…

Bird Is the Word

They will not spot a roadrunner. Nope. No way. Forget it. No roadrunners. Okay, maybe through a miracle, the world’s most wayward roadrunner will take a very sharp right-hand turn in Flagstaff, Arizona, and somehow, a la the animals in The Incredible Journey, show up in the midst of the…

Night & Day

thursday april 23 Who needs Michael Flatley? Certainly not the cast of Riverdance, the Irish jig fest that has continued to stomp successfully despite the 1995 defection of its star/choreographer. Flatley, an American born to Irish parents, went on to create Lord of the Dance, his own sensational Celtic extravaganza,…

Double Vision

Gwyneth Paltrow gets another chance to show off her letter-perfect English accent in Sliding Doors, an engaging romantic comedy that employs a rather novel narrative device: After introducing the main characters and setting up the basic story, the film splits into two separate but parallel plot lines. It’s a twist…

Bizarre Love Triangle

In writer-director James Toback’s quicksilver sex comedy Two Girls and a Guy, Robert Downey, Jr., plays Blake Allen, a struggling New York City actor who lives in a spacious loft in SoHo that he probably can’t afford. He’s a pampered prince who has worked out for himself a cozy romantic…

Ship of Fools

Icebergs figure prominently in Titanic, Christopher Durang’s absurdly wild 1974 deconstruction of family life, but then so do hamsters, marmalade, and tortured slices of Wonder Bread. There’s no Leonardo DiCaprio, but there is a captain. He’s the one sporting the black dildo on the white tennis headband — a getup…

Night & Day

thursday april 16 Yellowman has overcome bouts with cancer and the prejudice related to his albinism to become one of reggae’s best-selling artists. The Jamaican started off as a DJ in the mid-Seventies, then leaped to huge popularity in the Eighties as a cornerstone of dancehall music. Long ago he…

Memories Are Made of This Stuff

When six-year-old Mike Hiscano received a handful of Miami-theme postcards from his father’s friend Seth Bramson, he was bitten by the collecting bug. Thirty years later, pack-rat extraordinaire Hiscano owns 2000 Miami-related postcards and a prodigious amount of other memorabilia pertaining to the city. “I’ve always had a strong sense…

Rocks in Their Heads

“We do music for the people. It’s dancey and fun. I hope the audience loves what they hear and really gets to see what we’re all about.” So wishes Khadir drummer Joe Eshkenazi, whose Latin funk band finally performs at Tobacco Road this Saturday as part of the Miami Rock…