Packages from the Edge

Don’t confuse “I Still Love My Box” with a hymn to the lost hymen or a tale of a vaginoplasty gone sour. It’s the moniker for the funky exhibit and performance unfolding tonight at 7:00 at Damien B. Contemporary Art Center, featuring the work of Paris-based Ruddy Candillon and La-La…

She Spins Us Right ´Round

The nightclub formerly known as Slak Lounge/Two Last Shoes has been revamped and revived. After being closed for some time, the downtown venue is making a comeback under the name Circa28. Once the location of the long-running Revolver party and underground shindig FM, it will now be home to Circa…

Ring-A-Ding-Deco

Old Blue Eyes is back on the big screen in Miami Beach. When the sun sets today, head over to the Art Deco Welcome Center Auditorium for a free screening of the classic A Hole in the Head, directed by Frank Capra and starring Frank Sinatra. It’s the first of…

Overtown’s Own

There are many reasons to head north to the Fort Lauderdale International Film Festival (FLIFF) this week, ranging from a rare screening of George Harrison’s fantastic Concert for Bangladesh (timed to commemorate the late Beatle’s birthday), to Sundance favorites like Old Joy. This year, as part of the Black History…

Binging on Baklava

No vacationing to Greece this month? The next best thing might be the 28th Annual Greek Festival at St. Demetrios Orthodox Church. Xenia Tangalakis has been volunteering there since the fest’s inception. This year she’ll be helping to bake more than 6000 cookies. Other than the popular baklava, Tangalakis anticipates…

A Polarizing Production

Awhile back, Mother Jones magazine quoted award-winning playwright Tony Kushner as saying, “People shouldn’t trust artists, and they shouldn’t trust art. Part of the fun of art is that it invites you to interpret it.” Apparently his critics agree wholeheartedly. Kushner’s controversial Angels in America has been canonized as one…

Rollin’ with the Homies

Dust off your blades and get the good times rollin’ at the seventh annual Great EsSkate Weekend. This superhip inline-skating tour features a weekend of nonstop fun that’ll have you singing “Rollin’ on the o-ocean!” for the rest of the week. On Saturday, February 10, a live DJ will host…

Global Beats, Rhymes, and Life

During this wonderfully balmy time of year, dozens of festivals pop up all over our city. On any given weekend, you can find an outdoor celebration that reveals the best in film, comedy, art, music, food, wine, antiques, and even maps. This weekend brings us the second annual Mantra International…

Purple Slut

Phallic? No! Miami is sexy. Prince is sexy. So why is everyone surprised that his show at the Super Bowl on Sunday had phallic imagery? Here’s CNN’s take on this, well, extraordinary phenomenon. And here’s a non-sex related post on Prince’s Super Bowl performance. This explains why The Purple One…

Ho-o-ot Chili

The tattoos are picante! The hike up to the BankAtlantic Center in Sunrise isn’t an easy one for southern-dwelling Miamians. But we slogged through ridiculous rush hour traffic to see the last show of the Red Hot Chili Peppers/Gnarls Barkley tour, and for the most part, the traffic sufferation was…

On the Road Campaign

willie for prez Willie for president! No, seriously, to hell with Obama and Hillary. Vote for Willie Nelson: – He feels your pain (the IRS went after him in 1990 for $16.7 million in back taxes) – He’ll end the “war on drugs” madness (he is co-chair of the National…

A Cutie Amidst Cuties

Note the collar At first glance, six-foot-tall Albert Cutie looked quite at home this past Saturday night at Nikki Beach’s tenth-anniversary bash. He showed up fashionably late with the ubiquitous white haired figure of G. Jack Donahue (who has run a nightclub, served time for dealing drugs, worked as a…

Date My Mom

Though I’m sure it’s purely coincidental, the decision to release the Diane Keaton-Mandy Moore rom-com Because I Said So with the scent of this year’s Sundance Film Festival still fresh in the air provides us with an excellent opportunity to review the wayward career of the movie’s director, Michael Lehmann…

Now Playing

What, have we already exhausted the world’s reserves of recyclable Seventies schlock? Apparently not — is that a poster in the megaplex lobby for the goddamn Hills Have Eyes 2? — but nobody told music-vid whiz Dave Meyers, who sets his way-back machine for dimly remembered 1986 and fetches a…

The Kids Are Not All Right

PARK CITY, Utah — We all know about the cathartic power of blues music, but until the 2007 Sundance Film Festival, who knew that it could serve as a cure-all for everything from nymphomania to childhood sexual abuse? In Hustle & Flow director Craig Brewer’s Black Snake Moan, whose out-of-competition…

Sympathy for the Devil

PARK CITY, Utah — Ten days of terse texting among professional narcissists working on little or no sleep in one of the last cold spots left on Al Gore’s inconvenient Earth: Welcome to Sundance ’07, where wounding homefront melodrama Grace Is Gone sells and it hardly pays to be nice…

Dissent for Sale

PARK CITY, Utah — Even by the lacerating standards of recent Sundance docs Why We Fight and Iraq in Fragments, the nonfiction at this year’s fest felt, well, real — alarmingly so. Indeed, after doing battle with films about U.S. policies on Iraq, Darfur, and global warming, this critic was…

The Sundance Kids

One morning, Gary Walkow was suddenly transformed into a successful Hollywood filmmaker. Gone were the hat-in-hand searches for financing, the deferred salaries, the long shooting days with undermanned crews, and the months upon years spent touring the festival circuit while seeking a distribution deal. For a moment, he was taking…

The Music Men

PARK CITY, Utah –On the first Saturday of the 2007 Sundance Film Festival, I rolled out of bed and hustled up Main Street for the 8:30 screening of Tamara Jenkins’ The Savages, starring Philip Seymour Hoffman and Laura Linney as adult siblings caring for an irascible elderly parent. Only I…

Live Fast, Die Young

Puccini was not alone in loving this woman. The public first fell for her as the heroine of the sexy novel The Tale of the Chevalier Des Grieux and Manon Lescaut by Abbé Prévost. It was the saga of a fast girl’s rise and fall that was turned into operas…

Stage Capsules

Sin Full Heaven: The third installment of Ricky J. Martinez’s Island Trilogy is a good example of everything that can go wrong with homegrown, indie theater. The writing is a mess of clichés and hideously tortured sentence structures (Q: “Haven’t you kissed women before?” A: “Never the lips of an…

Found in the Fun House

Fine-tuning an alternative art space’s programming is not an easy thing to do. Exhibitions are usually booked a year or more in advance, after curators and organizers sift through reams of proposals, combing the wheat from the chaff. Serious spaces do so hoping to deliver challenging shows that remain true…