Legally Pissed Off

The Carnival Center continues to import fantastic shows from around the U.S.; tonight’s opening, 12 Angry Men, hails from Broadway. Set in the Fifties, the play takes place in a jury room, after the trial of a troublemaker accused of murdering his not-so-nice father. It seems to be an open-and-shut…

Landing on Her Feet

Dreamers, artists, and tango lovers are invited to a free screening of the documentary La Gata: The Nine Lives of a Tango Singer Called ‘The Cat’ at 7:00 p.m. today at Centro Cultural Español. The film examines the life of “La Gata,” a then-79-year-old Argentine tango singer who moved to…

Listen to her, she knows Oprah!

Marianne Williamson is a spiritual activist and internationally acclaimed author and lecturer with four number one New York Times bestsellers. She’s the chairman of the Peace Alliance, a grass roots campaign supporting legislation to establish a Department of Peace. And Newsweek magazine named her one of the 50 most influential…

Punch It Out

You’re having the week from hell: You got a pink slip for that incident in the break room, you left the keys in your convertible and made some lucky car thief’s day, and you missed the finale of America’s Next Top Model. To say that you’re down in the dumps…

Anal Cunt Invades Churchill’s

In 1988, Seth Putnam formed the band Anal Cunt in Boston, Massachusets. Almost twenty years later he is still touring, recording albums, and abusing drugs. Seth is a six-foot-tall, 39-year-old zombie with long hair who hobbles around on a cane. Just before midnight this past Saturday, May 5, we met…

Backstage with Artie Lange: Sycophants and Starf***ers

Artie Lange looked beat after his Friday night stand-up set at the Jackie Gleason Theater – unshaven, sweaty, haggard. Or maybe it was the throng of well-wishers jamming the backstage hallway and dressing room that made him seem tired. I know I would’ve been. My wife and I said hello,…

Bringing Together the French and the Mexicans for Cinco de Mayo

We wouldn’t want this guy as our ruler, either. For those who slept through history class and believe Cinco de Mayo celebrates the day the Aztecs created Tequila, you have been sorely misled. Nor, smarty pants, does it commemorate Mexico’s independence from Spain, which, for the record, is September 16th…

French Tuesdays Arrive in Miami

Off the top of my head, crepes, croissants, and champagne: Three very good reasons you gotta love the French. Now there are officially four: French Tuesdays, which are brightening up what is classically the most boring day of the week. The brainchild of Pierre Battu and Gilles Amsalem, the Francophile…

The Stars Come Out for Miami Live

There isn’t a definition for the word superexclusive, but if one existed, it would have pictures of the Miami Live weekly event that’s held at Santos on South Beach every Wednesday night. The ambiance at this event is like nothing you’ve ever experienced. You feel as if you’ve been invited…

Rum Fun

You like your rum with O.J. or muddled with lime and mint, but rum connoisseur Rob Burr says, “People who drink single malt scotch would never mix it with coke. We know that high quality liquors aren’t used to mix in cheap drinks.” So put down the Coco Loco and…

Spider Bites

What is it with the third installments in superhero film franchises? For whatever reason — and, oh, let’s just call it the lack of fresh ideas commingled with the love of money — they always strike out swinging their third time up to bat. It happened with Superman, when Richard…

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Orchestrated by evildoers from hostile quarters of the global village, a nuclear holocaust looms over Los Angeles. This ought to ease traffic, but the FBI, headed by an extremely excitable Julianne Moore, is concerned enough to forcibly recruit the services of a two-bit Vegas magician and pre-Cog (a freshly buffed…

Anna’s Angst

By the end of the first act of David Carlson’s new operatic adaptation of Anna Karenina, I couldn’t wait to get home and excoriate the bastard in print. Oh, the nerve of that man, reducing all the subtle shadings of Tolstoy’s novel to this dreary, deadening drone of diminished chords,…

Melt

Melt: Some of the finest actors in South Florida (Stuart Meltzer, Sheaun McKinney, et al.) star in this world premiere of a play by one of SoFla’s most beloved theatrical polymaths (Michael McKeever) in one of Miami’s loveliest, most intimate venues (New Theatre). Michael McKeever’s play is an examination of…

Another Man’s Treasure

Carlos Gallardo would be in hog heaven if he had the keys to Fred Sanford’s junkyard. The Argentine artist’s found object assemblages — currently on display at Pan American Art Projects — are cooked up from bra straps, metal springs, shredded handkerchiefs, lead wire, rusty hinges, music stands, aging photographs,…

“Sweet Bird of Youth”

“Sweet Bird of Youth”: This photo-based exhibit, curated by Claire Breukel, features selections from the Debra and Dennis Scholl collection that focus on an evolution of time and place based on the mundane. Breukel has combined imagery of banal, barren landscapes with the loaded rituals of female adolescence to convey…

Crisis in Suburbia

Little Children (New Line) In the eyes of Hollywood, our American suburbs are so filled with perversion and treachery that it seems the government ought to crack down on something. Until then, we can count on movies like Little Children to keep us informed. Kate Winslet and Patrick Wilson are…

Rolling Paper

After starring in 20 years’ worth of video games, the Super Mario Brothers have been spread mighty thin. The mustachioed heroes’ latest outing, however, takes this concept to a literal extreme. Paradoxically, Super Paper Mario is like every Mario game you’ve ever played — and like nothing you’ve seen before…

Our top DVD picks for the week of May 1

Alpha Dog (Universal) An Officer and a Gentleman: Special Collector’s Edition (Paramount) The Best of the Adventures of Ozzie & Harriet (Shout) Beverly Hills 90210: The Second Season (Paramount) Clint Eastwood: Western Icon Collection (Universal) A Collection of 2006 Academy Award Nominated Short Films (Magnolia) Fletch: The Jane Doe Edition…

Fingers Crossed

The NBA playoffs are here! We love this game! But for real, we’ll love it more if the Heat can get by the Bulls in the first round. The way it looks, if the Heat loses game six, it could be the last time they play at home this season…

Artful Dodgers

The common thread among the LA Dodgers’ best players is that they all reached their professional apexes when beating Yankees. Luis Gonzales had the clutch final hit off the Bronx Bombers in the World Series back in 2001. Nomar “Nohhhmaaaa” Garciaparra was with the Red Sox for eight-plus Yankee-hating seasons…

It’s a Family Affair

Madonna and Angelina Jolie have made it fashionable, but Mia Farrow started the trend long ago. It seems that nowadays, adopting a foreign baby is the Hollywood way of getting good press. But local playwright Susan J. Westfall knows firsthand how significant of a life change the decision can be…