Shawty, Swing My Way

There was a time when the word swing evoked memories of flying through the air with a cascade of chain links tethering you to a rickety wooden frame. But now, thanks to guys named Ted, their wives named Maureen, and their kinky neighbors named Don and Susan, swinging means two…

Frighteningly Decadent

Halloween’s a holiday that seems concocted by the pagan gods just for Miami: a dash of exhibitionism, a touch of erotica, and a hint of danger. And what better place to celebrate than at that temple of Miami luxury and old-world opulence Vizcaya Museum and Gardens? For the 23rd year…

BANG for Charity

It’s hard to avoid science, in fact, it’s impossible. And now that your creep-o high school isn’t forcing you to remember the entire periodic table, you can actually relax and enjoy this thing called science. And the Miami Science Museum’s Young Patrons are trying to make sure that you can…

Drop the Lime…Into My Drink

Brooklyn’s Drop the Lime has been nothing if not prescient. Those last few years, while everyone was running around to overly processed, overly happy so-called “blog house,” the DJ/producer born Luca Venezia carefully stuck to his own thing. In the face of all that neon glare, Venezia and his Trouble…

From the Basement to the Vag

Ever wondered what screamo-lectro dudes do to unwind after a particularly strenuous hipster bikini dance party? Well, apparently, if the dudes in question are Daniel Werb and Paul Banwatt of Toronto synth-and-drum duo Woodhands, then it’s all about a nice, relaxing, man-on-man bubble bath. Why the bubbles? Why the bath?…

Curly Beats

After a scintillating summer of top bookings that included headliners Steve Bug, Magda, and Troy Pierce, the Techno Loft at Space shows no sign of relenting in its dominance over downtown Miami’s big-room techno scene. Saturday night continues the Teutonic trend, with a highly-anticipated performance by German DJ/Producer Nick Curly,…

The Haps in Broward/Palm Beach

Alligator Alley is unfortunately closing its doors for good. So if you’re looking for some live music, you should spend the last two nights there. Tonight, Albert Castiglia and friends hit the stage, tomorrow Stonefox headlines. Rock ‘n’ Roll inductee Bonnie Raitt is playing the Pompano Beach Amphitheater tonight at…

Let’s Do it For Cheap

*Up-and-coming “downtown soul” act Ketchy Shuby plays Buddhafest at Tobacco Road tonight in Miami; admission is $10. *Junior Boys at the Vagabond in Miami! Act now and get presale tickets for only $10 from wantickets.com. *Further making your Saturday plans hard to finalize: Drop the Lime plays around the corner…

All Hail the Tong

Pete Tong is hardly a man who needs introduction. The hardworking and ubiquitous British DJ, radio personality, label head and perennial host of legendary BBC Radio 1’s Essential Mix is one of the most highly-regarded tastemakers in the world of electronic dance music. An early proponent of house, when the…

Adieu, PS14

Maybe it’s bad taste to get on some kind of eulogy bender before the corpse is even cold, but the diagnosis is terminal and it’s only a matter of time … Your favorite hipster bar, PS14, is dying. So say goodbye, Miami, and make amends for all the wrongs you’ve…

The Naked Carpet King Gets a Spray-Paint Facelift

South Florida’s elite graffiti crew MSG might have lost one of its most prolific taggers, as reported here last week, but it looks like the remaining artistes are picking up the slack. And while Riptide, for legal reasons, remains firmly against vandalizing other people’s property, this still wins our heart as…

Lance Armstrong Recruits 25 Top Artists for Benefit Show

​It’s not often you get to see a curated show featuring the likes of Richard Prince, Jules de Balincourt, Shepard Fairey, Kenny Scharf, and KAWS, but it’s not often that Lance Armstrong comes calling on the art world. Armstrong’s Livestrong foundation and Nike asked 25 top artists to donate pieces to a…

Shorts Might Be a Big Moneymaker and a Way to Circumvent the Law

Opa-locka is unique. There’s outlandish Arabian-style architecture. Gunfights take place in the open. And in 2007, city commissioners passed a law prohibiting — and Riptide is not making this up — saggy pants. Now a couple of South Florida entrepreneurs have patented a pants design aimed at skirting the measure,…

Around Town This Weekend

Comedian DeRay Davis is at the Miami Improv til Sunday, and he’s been called the next king of urban comedy so just like you’ll be forced to fulfill the club’s two drink minimum, you’ll be LYAO’ing too. Of course Rock Fashion and Funkshion Weeks are still rolling, rolling, rolling. Singer/songwriter/producer/bad…

Wear It, Watch It: Fashion on Film

Fashion weeks are like assholes — nearly every city has them. And while the offerings from New York, Paris, and Milan are hands down the most influential, it’s hard to ignore our Funkshion and Rock Fashion when they are capable of resurrecting Pam Anderson’s iconic Baywatch suit and showing Dennis…

Tigertail Debuts New Poetry Annual

Edited by local poets Campbell McGrath, Denise Duhamel, and Michael Hettich. Art by Miami’s own Susan Lee-Chun. Poetry by FIU alums Jill Allen and Hugo Rodriguez, plus Yayha Frederickson. What’s not to like?It’s the seventh version of Tigertail: A South Florida Poetry Annual, and the debut and reading is tonight…