Best Indoor Attraction
After a long gestation period, this southern branch of the kinky, kitschy Museum of Sex in New York opened up in Allapattah last year. Prudes will want to avoid, as this provocative attraction features wild art sexhibits from the likes of Japanese illustrator Hajime Sorayama, educational displays on sexuality throughout the ages, and an entire floor dedicated to erotic carnival games where, on certain evenings, you may encounter mermaid burlesque dancers diving into a giant tank and spinning on poles. Not to be confused with Miami Beach’s World Erotic Art Museum, the Museum of Sex is kind of a tourist trap. But it’s the kind where you might actually learn something. Don’t forget to pick up a souvenir vibrator from the museum shop – it’s the gift that keeps on giving!