11 ex-Dolphins will be playing or somehow participating in the Super Bowl this Sunday, which is more than any of the current Dolphins can say. Let’s see… Jason Taylor? Collecting Man of the Year Awards. Not bad. But we’d rather he be collecting a Super Bowl ring. Cleo Lemon? At…
Seriously, what the hell is this? Atlus Co. is a game developer that specializes in weird, off-beat games and they show no signs of changing directions. The developer is currently working on Baroque, a remake of a title originally released for the Saturn and Playstation. The game follows the same…
Nothing says benevolence and charity like a liquored up asshole telling everyone in the room just how much they’ve let him down. But that’s me. I love me an alcoholic beverage or two, and I love to let it all hang out when I drink. So if I’m going to…
The Florida Primary has finally arrived, and so has Jesus’ endorsement for president. Jesus vetted the candidates for you all last week, and while Rudolph Giuliani and Hillary Clinton got high scores, 4 Crosses and 4 1/2 Crosses respectively, they just couldn’t summit the mountain that is Jesus’ all important…
We are now just one day away from the Florida Primary, and thusly only 24 hours away from revealing Jesus’ endorsement for the next president of the United States. All last week, Jesus picked apart the candidates and dismissed them like Judas at the Last Supper, from John Edwards to…
So far this week Jesus has given his thoughts on some of the weaker candidates in this year’s presidential race. First he dismissed John McCain and John Edwards, then turned his sights on Dennis Kucinich and Ron Paul, and on Thursday, the Carpenter took apart Mitt Romney. Today Jesus has…
It’s a known fact that elderly folk don’t really care what they put on after a certain age. And honestly, they shouldn’t care, they’re old and tired. Unfortunately, we are the ones that have to suffer. Take this man in pink and purple, for example. Little does he know that…
The Call of Duty series has finally moved away from focusing on World War II. Don’t get me wrong it’s a great series but there are only so many times that I can kill Nazis without it getting repetitive (Note: Nazis are still bad). But the new setting has to…
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In the third installment of our series examining Jesus’ thoughts on the presidential candidates, Our Lord and Savior turns his critical eye toward The Stormin’ Mormon, Mitt Romney. Earlier in the week, Jesus shared his thoughts on John Edwards and John McCain, and Wednesday he weighed in on Dennis Kucinich…
As I walked from gallery to gallery during this year’s first Wynwood art walk, I noticed a lot of graffiti but assumed most of it was there as part of an exhibition. But this one on NW 2nd Avenue and 24th Street was far from most of the galleries and…
DallasCowboys.com is saying that Cowboys secondary coach Todd Bowles is expected to be named the Dolphins’ defensive coordinator. Bowles is described as a laid back coach, which is something the players in Dallas apparently liked about him. He was at one point interviewed for the head coaching job when Parcells…
The Florida Primary on January 29 is fast approaching. Today we continue our series examining Jesus’ thoughts on the candidates, with evaluations of two fringe presidential hopefuls, Dennis Kucinich and Ron Paul. Remember in the patented Crucifix Rating System (CRS)®, a maximum five crosses equals a strenuous holy endorsement…
Pamela Anderson partied at Pangaea in the Seminole Paradise at the Hard Rock over the weekend with a few close friends, a drag queen and an animal activist. None other than notorious bed warmer Pamela Anderson was in town this past weekend taking a few days off from her life’s…
Dan Henning has emerged as the leading candidate to land the Dolphins’ offensive coordinator’s job. Henning has held jobs with the Falcons, Redskins and even Don Shula’s Dolphins for a while. Remember those Dolphins teams of 1979-1980? Me neither. Henning was most recently the OC for the Carolina Panthers. Which…
Here’s a feather in your cap: the new Dolphins front-office wants Trent Green back for 2008. I may not have any NFL front-office experience, but I’m guessing it might not be the best idea to bring back the guy with cat shit for brains that sucked before he got hurt…
Primary day is only a week away and if you’re like us, before you cast your ballot, you want to know: Who would Jesus vote for? In the first installment of the New Times series delivering JHC’s thoughts on all of the relevant candidates – and some of the irrelevant…
We hope you enjoyed the long weekend. It’s amazing how relevant Martin Luther King Jr.’s words are in the current political climate, 40 years after his assassination. If you didn’t know otherwise, these lines from some his speeches could easily have been delivered today: A nation that continues year after…
By ANDY VIHSTADT Animal Rights Toonces the Driving Cat won’t go down in history as SNL’s crowning achievement, and my guess is the problem was casting. See what could have been with the Rosebuds’ video cover of Salt-N-Pepa’s ahh, “Push It,” or just grab the MP3 below. The Rosebuds: “Push…
Looking for a hot new stylist to give your lackluster ‘do some much needed pizzazz? Need a mani/pedi in a hurry? Lucky you – there’s a hot new salon that’s offering top of the line hair care and spa services just a stone’s throw away from the hustle and bustle…
Photo by Elvis Ramirez Click here to see a slideshow from the benefit. After dealing with the traffic around the American Airlines Arena, a friend and I made our way to Tobacco Road for the Medical Marijuana Benefit Concert. Parking was awful (and I suspect it was the reason for…
My right leg is bouncing up and down rapidly, a nervous tick I’ve had since high school. The waiter at Social Miami can not bring my check soon enough, and I cannot run out of this den of condescension and superficiality they call a restaurant fast enough. Social’s website advertises…
