Mother’s Finest

Funny, they don’t look like brothers. Self-described “South Carolina redneck” guitarist-vocalist Sean “Birdman” Gould stands a smidgen under six-foot-five in green Chuck Taylor hightops with red and yellow laces and the words Right and Left scrawled across their respective toes. A profusion of freckles dots his face and limbs. The…

In Sickness and in Health

Oh, to be the Dancing Queen. You can dance, you can jive, having the time of your life. See that girl! Watch that scene! Digging the Dancing Queen. Forgive me. I just get so carried away every time I hear those magic words, and I heard them a lot in…

Making a Wedding

“I grew up in a town like Porpoise Spit,” confides Muriel’s Wedding writer-director P.J. Hogan. The Aussie auteur, who got his start in TV commercials and short features before landing a job as second-unit director on the 1991 gem Proof (which was directed by Hogan’s wife and Muriel producer Jocelyn…

Soupy Sayles

How could anyone not pull for earnest, do-it-yourself filmmakers such as John Sayles and Maggie Renzi? Sayles tackles serious, challenging subjects — a coddled actress rediscovering her will to live after a paralyzing accident, violent labor union-management conflicts in West Virginia coal-mining country during the Twenties, the “Black Sox” World…

Three Men and a Turkey

Say this for Bye Bye, Love: A quick look at the title and the cast list and you have a very good idea of exactly what to expect A a glorified TV sit-com wrapped up in feature-film clothing. Paul Reiser, flush from the success of his popular TV series Mad…

Rain Man

Rade Serbedzija, the actor who plays the doomed photojournalist Aleksander in Before the Rain, is quick to point out the irony of the powerful antiwar movie’s setting. The first major film about the ethnic conflicts that have torn apart the former Yugoslavia, Before the Rain takes place in Macedonia, which…

The Damagae Men Do

Why do men still run the world? Look at their track record: Millenniums have passed and they still haven’t figured out ways to avoid warfare, clean up the environment, eradicate poverty, and generally make the planet a better place to live. Along the way, technological advances have rendered their edge…

The Year of Living Portentously

New ideas, new inventions, new fashions, new freedoms. A world on the verge of incredible medical and technological breakthroughs, yet still struggling with timeless bugaboos such as poverty, prejudice, and overpopulation. A rising tide of intolerance toward immigrants. Cynics, mystics, reactionaries, and charlatans vying for power, publicity, and pocket money…

Lambert Chops

Writer-director J.F. Lawton is on the verge of creating a whole new subgenre of films: action movies for people who don’t really like action movies. Lawton authored the screenplay for 1992’s Under Siege, which accomplished the nearly impossible feat of making Steven Seagal look good. As a Cajun chef, no…

Kicking Ass and Taking Names

The massive tattooed wrists tighten around the New Times correspondent’s neck, constricting both his windpipe and the flow of blood to his brain as effectively as giant human pliers. The reporter begins to second-guess his decision to make journalism his career, and, more specifically, the folly of sitting in on…

Cause and Defect

Okay, I admit it. Sometimes, just like you civilian moviegoers, I succumb to the hype and convince myself to see a flick when I really should know better. For example, take the new Sean Connery vehicle, Just Cause. I like Connery because A) he is, was, and always will be…

Digging Grave

“Trust and friendship. These are the things that matter, that help you on your way,” declares conservative accountant David Stephens in a heartfelt voice-over that opens the dark, demented Scottish comedy Shallow Grave. The statement will prove remarkably ironic. Helping David on his way are Alex, a glib newspaper reporter,…

Side Dishes

Somebody please shoot me the next time I decide to attend a Herbert Ross movie. It seems like a century ago that the veteran hack made his best film, 1971’s Play It Again, Sam. And even then the picture’s success was undoubtedly attributable in greater measure to Woody Allen’s contributions…

Seeing Red

You can’t get much of a feel for any of the films in Polish auteur Krzysztof Kieslowski’s three-colors trilogy from an examination of their respective plots. It would be like trying to guess the color of a man’s eyes by looking at his skeleton. Red is the final installment in…

Foreign Intrigues

Last year, my first as the movie reviewer here at New Times, the Miami Film Festival almost drove me crazy. I went berserk running to last-minute critics’ previews of festival offerings and fretting over the films I had yet to screen as my deadlines loomed. The logistics of transporting a…

Daniel in Mary’s Den

This is a story about Jolynn Daniel. I repeat: Jolynn Daniel. It is not about Mary Karlzen. I repeat: not about Mary Karlzen. Some confusion is inevitable. Daniel has been more or less operating in Karlzen’s shadow ever since Daniel fled Des Moines, Iowa, less than a year ago with…

High Infidelity

The twelfth annual Miami Film Festival opens this Friday with local resident David Frankel’s sleek and smart Miami Rhapsody. Second-guessing the festival’s opening and closing selections has become an annual rite. I already have heard grumbling that a “deeper” film should have kicked off the schedule, something less facile and…

Miranda Warning

It’s a measure of the success of Roman Polanski’s screen adaption of Ariel Dorfman’s suspenseful, provocative play Death and the Maiden that by the end of the film one is not as troubled by the concept of WASP-y Sigourney Weaver playing a Latin woman named Paulina Escobar as by the…

Major Mary

The songs Mary Karlzen’s new album are instantly likable, much like the singer-songwriter herself.

Dead on Arrival

I have a number of bones to pick (sorry) with Demon Knight, a supposed horror movie from the perpetrators of HBO’s Tales From the Crypt anthology series. But the most damning criticism is the simplest: It just isn’t scary. Gross is another story. The filmmakers have trucked in barrels of…

Charge of the Light Brigade

On September 29, 1992, presidential candidate Bill Clinton publicly announced his support of a repeal of the ban on gays and lesbians serving in the U.S. armed forces. The public outcry was immediate. Opinion polls revealed a nation split fairly evenly on the subject. In January 1993, after taking office…

Fade to Black

Richard Zeeman is scowling again. He’s been doing that a lot recently. Business is bad. Three days a week (down from six when demand for Zeeman’s services peaked in 1989) he leaves his North Miami office at noon (Zeeman used to leave an hour or two earlier) and piles into…